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A True Alternative: Exodus; ATA4's Alternate
Topic Started: Jul 17 11, 2:37 PM (23,324 Views)
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"Well, yeah, but... it's Irvine, he breaks all the rules... And pulls an Irvine and nearly gets everyone killed." John said. "Wow, there are a lot of Zombies out today." He said. There were. Tons of Zombies out. It was news at first, about a month ago, when it started happening, but then people stopped caring, except for the awful smell that came with the whole walking dead thing. Usually they just stood there staring at the sun though, so yeah.

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"Right... So what do we owe you for telling me I'm perfectly healthy?" Irvine asked, feeling not as bad for once, the sickness passing. "A ton of Gald?" He asked, rolling his eyes. 'Thank Yulia for cheap/free weddings.' He thought to himself.

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"... I kinda wanted it to be a surprise." Derrick admitted. "Besides, we all know the child is fine, so there's nothing to worry about, right?" He asked her with a smile. "And last time you freaked out at how cold the pads were, and about the goop they used." He sighed.
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"Weeeeell, alright. Just because I freaked out over that." Taini replied as she lapped. "I love you, but we are going to have to then throw out a bet and guess what the gender will be! What do you think? I mean, when I have that nesting instinct, we're going to set it up somehow. Unless you want a neutral looking room." She teased before tapping her ice cream cone to Derrick's nose.

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"...Well yes. It will be about ten thousand gald." The doctor announced, nearly causing Ai to faint. "WHAT!? Why so much!?" She cried out as she groaned.

"Because of traveling fees."

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"You know, you really fucked up Carleon." Serenade pointed out as she sighed. "Least they are not menacing, but I have gained a lot of nosebleeds from this!" She then entered the daycare, only to be tackled by her youngest daughter. MIND, she is perfectly normal. She is not super strong. I promise you that.
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"Oh, like I cause the Zombies! At least they only appear in cities... And graveyards... And the sites of major battlefields where corpses were just buried there... And... No wait, that's it! But hey, I found out something!" John pointed out, ruffling his daughter's hair, even though ignored. Also, Shara was asleeping.

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"... Just... Get out... Please... Tab..." Irvine groaned, not in the mood right now. Also, he was completely broke at the moment, so he couldn't possibly pay that much. "Hope the damn zombies cause you a traffic jam..." He groaned, plopping.

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"... We can just make the whole room natural rather than neutral." Derrick suggested. "After all, greens and murals can work for any child, right?" He asked, smiling.
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"Alright, good idea." They soon started the rheiard and made it back home somehow alive. Hopping off after they were home, Taini then walked behind the house and picked up a wrench, tossing it up and down as she was near a large object with tarp draped over it. "Derrriiiiick, I have something for you. Made it all by myself too. :3"

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"What did you find out?" Serenade asked as she picked up her daughter. Elena merely smiled at her father as she listened in, wondering what her parents were talking about.

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"Very well." The doctor then made his leave, annoyed of what Irvine said. Hey, he was just doing his job. "So Irvy... anything you would like to do to get the wedding ready? Or just... have it super casual?" She asked as she ran a hand against his cheek. "Like, don't bother at all?"
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"Just... One thing... Sleep..." Irvine groaned, still plopped. "Stupid... Whatever it is... I feel like crap..." He sighed. "I'm sorry, Ai... I didn't expect that the link would bring you down like this... I really am sorry..."

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"Well... I found out that if you poke them..." John said, nudging one with Trinity.

"Burgrrrr..." The zombie groaned.

"They talk about hamburgers." John pointed out.

"Hamburgers?" Shara yawned. "I want one!" She mumbled.

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"... I should either be very scared or very happy... Considering you're your father's daughter." Derrick said.
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"Well, figure it out for yourself. It's packaged just for you ^^." She then flipped the wrench, then tossed it in the bucket nearby. "Let's just say, it's for once in my life, better than anything Dad could make currently. Probably the first and last time I can do this."

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"...Burger. They're not talking about cheezburgers. Which I can haz. Fuck dat shit." Serenade then snapped her fingers, and about five hundred zombies blew up, forming cheezburgers for Serenade.

"MMM... Cheezburgers ^^. I can haz."

"Mommy being weird." Elena tugged at her father's pant leg again.

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"It's okay... I don't mind at all." Ai replied. "We can rest together. Besides, I feel like we can be closer because we can feel only our pain and everything else. Our joy. Whatever." She laughed before curling up to the man. "We'll just see what happens."
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"Exactly, I suppose... We'll just... Have to see... Zzzzz..." Irvine lightly snored, the exhaustion becoming all too much for the man. Poor Irvine. And poor Ai... And poor... Just recently conceived child...

Anyway, as he slept, Irvine had a dream. A dream where he was being swallowed by darkness, never to see the light.

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"I wouldn't eat those cheeseburgers." John told his daughters, sighing. "Looooveydooooovey... We should get going to see them. And no torturing Ai! She's going to be literal family soon!"

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"..." Derrick pulled off the tarp. It was his rheiard, only it looked good as new. "This is... It looks just like the one that was destroyed when we first landed on the Dyecroft..." He said, stunned.
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"Yeah. And enhanced too! Everything about it is enhanced. It also has a nitro." The woman grinned. "Just in case. But it has a wind resistance shield, fast enough speed that it can actually rip a hole into space, lasers >.>. Name it, hun, it's got it." She chuckled as she placed her hands to her waist. "See? You forgive me now, right?"

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"...Ahhh..." Serenade's mouth was already on a cheeseburger, however. "Alright. Let's go. Maybe something interesting will happen. She's so dull and annoying." She rolled her eyes before finishing the cheeseburger and going for another one. "I want one... :(" Elena pouted.

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It was about eight AM when Ai awoke. She wasn't sure what to think, or how to even go about this day. Just play it cool? Just... What?

It felt so... normal. What she expected before Mizuho fell was a grand wedding with a custom of walking barefoot ascending to the hill and then being dipped in water to... well seal the deal.

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But they weren't doing anything so special, just going to the origin of mana and bathing in its light. Nothing special at all. Irvine soon awoke as well, opening his eyes slightly. "Dun feel sick..." He mumbled, stretching. "Ungh... Good..." He kissed Ai's forehead. "I'll see you there." He said, getting into a white button up and black tuxedo pants as he stepped out and unsealed his wings. They split, and then shimmered, before he flashed to Heimdall, appearing in the middle of a bathhouse. Had he not had his wings unsealed, he would have been completely soaked. No, instead, he was just floating above some elven women in the nude.

Many screams were heard, and then the village was in an uproar, even as Irvine flew for the tree.

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"No, Elena, zombie burgers are bad, and they'll get you sick! Mommy's just being stupid and breaking reality again." John said. "She won't get sick because she cheats at life, but you don't do it because you're a good girl."

"... They taste okay." Shara said, already having grabbed and started to eat a zombie burger.

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"..." Derrick was suddenly hiding in a corner, fearing for dear life once more. "Didn't need that much power... Please tell me there's a limiter, or I'll fear for using it... For fear of your mother's retribution..."
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Elena blinked as she saw her sister have one. And of course when sisters or brothers get whatever they want... why couldn't she?

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" She began to scream and cry. "I WANT ONE! DADDY I WANT ONE!"

"Oh just give her a cheeseburger. They won't kill her. See? Look at Shara." Serenade pointed out.

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"...You're always scared of whatever I do. First the sex, now this. YES! There is a limiter! Pfft. I thought the whole ripping a hole into space was an awesome idea." Taini huffed. "So... you don't like it? :(. I worked my butt off and refused to sleep just so you can be afraid of it?" She then sniffled and then began to sob. Poor mood swings.

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Poor Irvine. Either way, because Ai doesn't have that ability, she dressed in slightly casual fair. Just a simple dress, nothing too extravagant. It would look silly otherwise, won't it? Either way, putting up her hair, she felt slightly tense. "So... this is it huh?" She asked herself before walking outside and unsealing her wings. "Hopefully everyone will be there. I'm sure they will. Just... sorry you couldn't see this. Dad... Mom... Kenske... Urgh."
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In any case, Irvine soon arrived at the tree, in spite of very much pain having been caused to him by angry elves and the husbands and boyfriends of angry elves who he had tried to explain that he didn't know how he got there to. In any case, he was the first one at the tree, and only slightly battered.

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"N-no... Just the way you explained it was a little... Frightening is all." Derrick mumbled, hugging her. "Hey, I've got an idea... Why don't we take the new machine up to the tree today for the wedding and all?" He suggested, trying to appease the woman.

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John looked at Shara. "She's on the ground spasming!!" He said, wondering how Serenade could be so unconcerned about the fact that her middle daughter could very well be dying.
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"Hm? Really? You actually want to use it?" Taini asked as she returned the hug tightly with her head on his shoulder. "Okay! We don't have to go too fast either! I shouldn't anyway, right?" She grinned as she pulled back and patted her tummy.

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"...Yeah, yeah... she'll get over it." Serenade replied as she picked an ear. She then looked to Elena, who was whimpering because she couldn't have a cheeseburger.

"But I wanna do that..."

"Sure. Whatever. Do what you want." Serenade said. Just as Elena was about to bite into a burger, they all disappeared in a flash, having appeared at the tree. With Elena no longer having a burger. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

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Ai continued to fly for what seemed to be miles, cursing for the fact she couldn't have just teleported. "It is going to take me half the day at this rate..." She mumbled as she kept her pace, taking four hours to even reach the tree with a heave. "Gah... I feel sick..."
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But at that point, everyone else was just arriving, late, as it was. Only Irvine had arrived there sooner. Just as well, he had wanted to isolate himself before hand, at least keeping that, so he would be extra happy to see Ai.

Derrick blinked as he handed the machine, which they had literally taken around the world over the course of the day before finally landed. "Are we late?" He asked, seeing the house D'Carn arrive. "... Guess not..." He said, hearing Elena crying.

"Shh... Shh..." John said. "Come on, now, Elena, I'll get you a super cheeseburger soon, okay? But for now you should be happy for your big brother, okay?"
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Elena continued to sob, not understanding the wedding. "WAAAAAH!!! I DON'T WANNA! I WANT CHEESEBURGER!!! WAAAAAH!!!"

Serenade sighed as she poofed a cheeseburger into Elena's hands. Which she can do. 'Cause she's a goddess. She just forces JJ to cook often.

*sniffle* "Thank you Mommy... you're the best :(" Elena replied meekly before taking a bite into the cheeseburger.

"Problem solved. ^^ And you're welcome!"

Taini hopped off the rheiard as she smoothed her hair, feeling a bit frazzled. "No, just in time it seems! Pfft, I leave the D'Carn family and Ai takes my place. How quaint." She joked as she glanced around. "Where are they anyway?"

And of course Ai finally made it over to the tree, having landed away from everyone. She seemed very fidgety and shy, suddenly thinking that she had cold feet.
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Of course, that was when the minister arrived. Except he was a zombie now. That's right, in his sickness, Irvine had booked a minister who was already dead, buried, and had now come back as a zombie. The man didn't say anything, at least until poked by John.

"Burgrrrr..." The minister groaned.

"So... Uh... Right... I'M SAD NOW!" John said, running up through the tree, having kidnapped grabbed Elena as he ran.

Shara continued spasming.

And Derrick blinked. "Should we... Ah... Do something about that?" He asked as the minister started shuffling up the tree. "Oh... Never mind..."
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"..." Taini blinked, then sweat dropped at the sight. "Probably for the first time in my life... I feel like I'm the only normal one in this family." She then sighed and picked up Derrick, unsealing her wings and climbing the tree. "You know, I've lasted longer this time while pregnant. In regards to losing my wings. Of course, they are only half size..." She blinked before landing on top of the tree.

"Can I eat him after?" Serenade asked as she pointed it out to everyone.

Elena, of course was too busy eating her cheeseburger to notice.

"...Most dysfunctional family ever." Taini replied as she set Derrick down.

Ai was already grimacing as she then ran behind the tree out of sight from everyone. She probably figured Irvine saw her and the D'Carn women could smell her, but she still didn't want to deal with this. Especially after the arrival of...

THE ZOMBIE MINISTER

Burgurrr...
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And three zombie guests, who silently hobbled up the tree. Her zombie parents and brother came to the wedding, their love for her was that strong. Oooooor something like that.

Anyway, now how was she supposed to run away from the wedding? Disappoint her zombie dad, her zombie mom, her zombie half bro bro? Really? Was she that heartless? Also, her zombie half bro bro hit his head on a side of the wall apparently.

"Burrgrr." He groaned, all three of them continuing their hobbles.

Anyway, Irvine saw the family arrive. And the zombie minister. He slapped his forehead, annoyed. 'Dammit...' He thought, also seeing his younger sister spasming. 'Dammit... Ai, Ai, Ai, Ai, Ai...' He thought. 'Just want to hurry...'

"... This wedding makes no sense..." Derrick groaned, seeing the zombie family of Ai.
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"..." Taini just widened her mouth to say something. She also lifted her finger, but then she realized.

She found out that she had NOTHING to say about this batshit insane wedding. So, instead, shocked, she closed her mouth and just took the wedding with a grain of salt. In fact, by a grain of salt, she ended up dozing off due to her exhaustion. While standing.

Ai shuddered as she looked to her zombie parents. I... what? Don't scream... don't scream. Just get it over with! She then climbed the tree to meet Irvine. Smiling and blushing, she bowed her head to her future husband. And by future I mean about ten minutes from now. "H-hi... sorry I'm er... late."

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"It's okay." Irvine said, smiling at her. "I think I can deal with all the weirdness going on here as long as I can see your face." He told her softly as the minister started groaning incoherently.

"Errraaaaahh... Uhhhnghaaaaah... Uuuuuuaaaaaaaah... Burrrgrrrrrr?" The minister asked Irvine.

"Um..." Irvine blinked.

"I'm so confused." John whispered, before proceeding to be sad again.

"... Dammit, I think we should just go home at this point..." Derrick groaned.

"... I... Do?" Irvine asked, causing the minister to turn to Ai, repeating random groans and burgrrrs.
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"...I think this wedding is officially a joke." Taini mumbled to herself, though only Derrick could hear. And maybe Serenade. And maybe Irvine. But it was still ignorable.

"I... I do?" Ai asked as she gripped Irvine's hands. Elena merely already clapped after having eaten her cheeseburger.

"YAY THEY'RE MAWWIED!"

"...Not yet." Serenade pointed out to her youngest.

"Can I mawwy? I wanna mawwy you!" Elena grinned to Serenade.

"Awww... that's sweet but... It doesn't work like that. At all."
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