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A True Alternative: Exodus; ATA4's Alternate
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Topic Started: Jul 17 11, 2:37 PM (23,209 Views)
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Lenna Suzaka
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Dec 31 11, 12:07 AM
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Glenn was taken aback. At this point he just wanted to take the man and throw him into the waters, but he knew it was best to be nice. "... Whatever. Was just trying to have a decent conversation," he told him as he unsealed his wings and took off into the skies, grasping Ace by the wrist. "Have you seen a psychiatrist at all....?"
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Blaze Gamma
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Dec 31 11, 12:55 AM
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"... I'm an elementary school therapist." Ace said, crossing his arms. "Self evaluation. I'm fine." He said, revealing a crumpled certificate with his information on it. Sure enough, he was an elementary school therapist. Also, the license was revoked.
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Lenna Suzaka
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Dec 31 11, 1:01 AM
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"Your license has been revoked," Glenn noted as he glanced at the certificate, only to sigh deeply before speeding along even faster. "Hey, a place... kinda tropical looking, but it'll do," he told Ace before sailing the skies. "So, still believe this is Carleon? Because I sure as hell don't."
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Blaze Gamma
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Dec 31 11, 2:10 AM
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"Eh, I bet if we walked long enough we'd find SOMETHIN' recognizable." The man said, sounding stubborn as a mule. "So, can we get goin' or what? I need a damn bar, not a tropical paradise!"
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Lenna Suzaka
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Dec 31 11, 3:34 PM
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"I'm going in. Most likely there would be a damned bar!" the man growled as he walked over to the entrance. He then sighed deeply. "We'll part ways for an hour, alright?"
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Blaze Gamma
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Dec 31 11, 3:42 PM
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"Yeah, sure, whatever. But listen, if there's a shop that's secretly kidnapping and selling Lizard people... Uh..." Ace stopped for a minute, crossing his arms. "Wait... If that was happening anywhere, why would it happen? I mean, would they be selling the people for slavery... Or what? Can a private owner control a giant lizard man? Wouldn't the lizard guy eat his face or something?" He asked, missing the point of his entire rant.
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Lenna Suzaka
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Jan 1 12, 2:20 AM
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Glenn sighed before walking past Ace, having no idea what the man was even speaking of. He just walked and walked into a...
guess what?
A BAR!
He decided to ask for information there, after all. It was the best place for it. "HEY!" A feminine voice called out. She appeared to be a little younger than Glenn, though Glenn himself appeared very young. She was known to be the prettiest girl in the town.
Her name?
Therese.
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Blaze Gamma
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Jan 1 12, 2:24 AM
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Ace, meanwhile, entered the bar since he noticed it after Glenn went in, getting a large mug of something to drink and turning to Therese. "Hey, babe!" He said, offering her an entire mug herself. "Wanna dance?" He asked. "I totally want to dance. Come on, babe, it'll be fun!"
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Lenna Suzaka
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Jan 1 12, 2:51 AM
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"...Hm? I don't date pigs," Therese frowned before turning to Glenn. "You look a little lost... need any help, hun?"
Glenn flushed for a moment before shaking his head. "N-no thanks."
"Aw... such a cutie!" Therese giggled before placing a hand onto his shoulder. "Come on, where are you headed?"
"... Well, my home back in Heimdall..."
"Heimdall? I never heard of THAT before!"
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Jan 1 12, 9:39 AM
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"That's because he's an alien." Ace said with a smile, swigging the beer. "It feels damn good to down a beer every once in a while!" He breathed, slamming down the glass. "Lady, you ever heard of aliens?" He asked after swinging around on his bar stool. "You know, the little grey people with big eyes and rubber faces? Yeah, that's us! We're aliens from a different planet." He said, standing up.
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Lenna Suzaka
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Jan 1 12, 11:15 AM
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"He's quite the silly character!" Therese laughed as she shook her brown-lock laden hair. "So why are you two traveling together?"
"W-we're not traveling together!" Glenn cried out.
"Oh? Then why are you together?"
"Uh..."
At this point Glenn was just plain embarrassed.
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Jan 2 12, 12:15 AM
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"Oh, because I'm an alien too. I blew up the underwater city, then we ended up here because he's clueless. Want to come along?" Ace asked, smirking as he drank another beer. "AHH! DAMN SMOOTH!" He laughed, standing. "Come on, let's get going!" He said, motioning to Glenn and Therese.
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Lenna Suzaka
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Jan 2 12, 3:45 AM
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Glenn smiled then rolled his eyes at the complete idiocy of Ace. He then turned to Therese. There was no harm done in having a female coming along, right?
"Yes... we would like you to come... despite how he asked... or... said."
"I would like to! What's your name?" Therese asked in a soft voice.
"G-Glenn. Glenn Atma. Yours?"
"Therese Ilude. Nice to meet you all!"
"You should... introduce yourself properly, Ace," Glenn told him.
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Jan 2 12, 4:00 AM
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"The Badass who Floats across the Galaxies." Ace said, going on some long exposition that made no sense to anyone who didn't have a blood alcohol content of about 300. He went on for about three minutes from there until he finally finished. "But you can call me Ace." He said calmly.
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Jan 2 12, 6:58 PM
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Both people were a little flabbergasted with him.
"So what can I help you with anyway? Did you just want a sexy female companion along for the ride?"
"Not exactly... just sane company. Though... you're not bad for a looker," Glenn chuckled as he sighed. "I'm taken though. Maybe you can keep this guy sane?"
"Hehe, we'll see. I was kinda hoping you'd be single! Awwwww...!!!!"
"We... should probably just get going..."
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Jan 2 12, 7:22 PM
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"Sheesh, so you're a bit of a tramp, aren't you?" Ace asked the woman. "But so easy to get you to come along with us, huh?" He asked, stepping outside, being a little woozy from all the alcohol he had imbibed. "Nggh... Damn good to have a little alcohol!" He laughed.
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Jan 2 12, 7:44 PM
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"I'm not a tramp! He's just too cute to resist!" Therese complained as she hugged Glenn's arm for a moment. "Please don't," Glenn announced as he pulled his arm away and walked outside as well.
"This has to be another world..."
"Oh, I think it is. It's call Flaron." Therese placed her hands onto her hips, appearing a little disappointed.
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Jan 2 12, 7:47 PM
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"So what, is it a land of fire? Does everyone have a heart full of passion?" Ace asked, throwing out an arm. "Come on, give us the juicy details, cause to be honest, the one place we've been, everybody was too damn limp dicked to actually give a damn about anything! I mean, I spent three months friggin' buying the stuff to make bombs... And by the way, why does everyone take Gald here? I mean, it doesn't even make sense on Carleon, since there are multiple nations there... But why does everyone on another planet take money from Carleon?"
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Jan 3 12, 12:03 AM
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"... Well, you would be the type to consider a haven very... limp-dicked, as you would call it..." Therese giggled as she placed a hand onto Ace's and Glenn's shoulders. "It is peaceful. No weapons are in use at the moment, and I don't know why people take Gald. I did not even know of a Carleon. What's it like?"
"Well, it's like... well now it has gotten peaceful... before it was nothing but a wasteland, where a God King ruled. We saved it from him though."
"Aw... so! What's your girl like, anyway?"
"She's well... very different. Very hyperactive, a little immature, but in a good way, a bit insane in a good way, big appetite, hm... the only thing I dislike is that she's stubborn. She's overdosing on tonic just to have a kid with me..." Glenn replied with a deep frown.
"Aw, really?" Therese replied.
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Jan 3 12, 12:09 AM
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"Tonic?" Ace asked. "You mean that whole stuff that makes you hornier than a cat in heat?" He asked, reaching into his coat and pulling out a vial. "Hell, I found some of that a while ago." He said, suddenly popping up behind Therese.
"Hey." He said, seeming dangerous as he held up the small vial. "You want to try it? It's an exotic brew from an alien planet." He pointed out. "Guaranteed to make you want to fuck like a bunny." He said, shaking the tonic, the liquid within being a glowy red. "We at Ace Enterprises are not responsible for any side effects, temporary or permanent. The tonics are made of 100% illegally obtained tonic from another company, and we don't know the secondary effects, however, side effects are satisfaction, tiredness, and pregnancy." He spoke.
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