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A True Alternative: Exodus; ATA4's Alternate
Topic Started: Jul 17 11, 2:37 PM (23,215 Views)
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As they left, Anna blinked. 'So uh... Do you think that if he fixed her, wouldn't she just try and kill him again?' She asked, seeming a little confused.

I suppose it's a fitting end to an era, don't you?
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Yes! A now a year's time skip!
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A year had passed since all of the happenings the world had suffered through had come to an end. People were joyous and were running around with happiness left and right, recovering their hometowns and cities. Life began to thrive, and people were acting harmonious with each other, a lesson they should have learned long ago.

A year's peace was what was really needed. That was all. It would extend upon generations, however, and people could live out their lives to the fullest rather than in fear.

For example, a young couple's adopted child was growing before them, seeing everything the world truly had to offer. It gave the parents a joy they would probably had never sensed before the flourishing. Other families were raising their children or simply spending time together. One can say that even a baby boom existed in this new era.

Weapons were placed into cabinets and helms were retired. The only person that seemed to not put his damn arms down was an alchemist that wanted to perfect his magic and alchemy, despite him finally relieving himself of his alchemist's coat. He had improved still after the great battle, and even then it was never enough. The day that he perfected macaroni and cheese was the day that he could consider himself a true master of alchemy.
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And so it came to pass that there was one fateful day. Anna had arrived in the basement where the boy did his studying, and presented him a plate of dinner. 'Your uncle taught me cooking.' She said, giving him the most perfectly perfect plate of macaroni and cheese that may have ever existed. It was so perfect, in fact, that there had to be something special about it.

Well, aside from the fact that Anna had went on an epic quest all that day, just to taunt him. She'd found wheat grown with alchemically enhanced fertilizer, found an alchemist to make that wheat into pasta, then got alchemically purified water, alchemically extracted salt, and a plethora of other alchemy based ingredients, just to taunt him.

'There!' She said with a smile.
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"...You're a jerk," Glenn replied as he peered at the book. "Damn, down to creation I mastered... AND I STILL CAN'T MAKE MAC N CHEESE! Come on, Anna! Why are you torturing me?" he asked as his head was thrown into the ground. When he glanced at the dish, he broke down crying, then slammed his head into the table, just once. "I'm glad he at least taught you to cook," he grimaced as he now was now suffering through a large, pounding headache.

"Why... why... Can't you go be a jerk elsewhere...?" Glenn pleaded. "Like, maybe in bed?"
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'I was just making you something to eat!' Anna whined. 'And you never come to bed any more... It's all because of your dumb research... That's it! I'm getting a divorce! I'm taking the kids and all your money! And I want the house too!' She said, proving once and for all that she watched too much TV, especially since they weren't married, they didn't have kids, they didn't have money, and they were living at his parents' house.

'Unless you get your dumb butt out of the basement right now, I really will do it, and I'll sue you for sexual harassment!'
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"Okay, first of all, we aren't married, second we STILL don't have children (he says this with a depressed tone), we're still broke because I don't want to be a con artist with my alchemy, and I'm twenty-nine and still living with Mom and Dad... this is pathetic." Glenn groaned before his head, this time, remained on the desk. "I'm not even sexually harassing you... Trust me, the day that we get all that stuff is the day I'll STAY out of the basement. I think that could be my problem... to many life issues..."
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'You don't have any issues! You're just stubborn and sitting in a damn basement!' Anna whined, tempting to blow up the house out of frustration at this point. And she would do it too. She was that crazy. It also helps that Anna had been made to drink from the fountain water, so they had time.

'Now get out of this basement right now or else you aren't getting any ever again!' She threatened, standing.
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"HEY!" Glenn fumed for a moment before moving out of his seat, folding his arms. "You wouldn't be able to handle it anyway," he grimaced before walking out of the basement, grumbling. His parents had been gone for the weekend, which was great because he didn't have to hide his grumpy attitude. Why can't you be pregnant...? he sighed in his mind before heading outdoors for a breath of fresh air. "Dammit, can't even be allowed to do anything..." He knew his brother was coming over today, but he was not sure about the time. His brother had jumped the gone before Glenn in life, SOMEHOW. He had a great home, a lot of money, and not at all living with his parents. And he was only 24.
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Probably by being a generally horrible person. Anna, meanwhile, was running around the kitchen, trying to unhide the fact that everything she'd cooked was made with alchemy. Spite spite spite. She silently laughed, knowing she would be able to taunt him into friskiness. All of this, in fact, was because she hadn't gotten any...


In 18 hours.
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Glenn fumed for a little while longer. He thought the fresh hair would be enough, but no, it only made him peeved. "ANNA!" He called out, only to hear no response. Tapping his foot, he cried again. "ANNAAAA!!! GET OUT HERE!"

Nothing.

"Grr... Ugh, I'm getting some, right now," he told himself before storming back inside. "Even if it has to be right on the kitchen floor, I don't care anymore!"

Out of nowhere, Glenn was behind Anna with a wicked grin plastered onto his face. "Oh hello..." He told her before not giving her a chance to respond by biting her neck.
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'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!' Anna exclaimed, squirming excitedly. 'About damn time!' She said. 'Took you long enough! Do you know how long it's been since we've done anything together with you always in that dumb basement?' She asked, being a nagging naggart who nagged far FAR too much for the sanity of any other person on the planet.
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"Hm..." This was when Glenn had to take a quick break. Before Anna could do anything, Glenn unsealed his white wings and teleported from her completely.

Only to appear before John and Serenade at their own home. Lucky guess that they would be home.

"Hey grandma, grandpa! I have a favor to ask!" Glenn told them both before sealing his wings. "Have to hurry."

"Hurry? About what, Glenny?" Serenade asked.

Glenn then sighed. "How would you like the ultimate sandwich. You know, the one you always talked about? That no one knows except me and Grandpa?"

Serenade's jaw dropped.

"What do you want!?"

"... Anna to be really fertile. I won't be a trick, per se... but I just want to have a kid already..."

"So what does that have to with the sammich?"

"A lot." Glenn then whipped out a sandwich from behind his back with a smile. Serenade then grasped it, squealing very excitedly. "MROW! You're such a great grandson! No wonder why you're my favorite grandkid!"

Glenn then smirked. "Thanks, Grandma, you're the best!"

"Well, I also want a grandkid, and you're the only one that is capable," Serenade sighed.
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"... She's probably going to know you did this." John pointed out dully as he sipped juice from a sippy cup for some reason. Maybe it was to taunt their one month old daughter, who didn't drink juice anyway, nor did she drink from a sippy cup, so it really boiled down to John being an idiot who decided to drink from a sippy cup for some reason. "It's portion control, actually. Seres said I was drinking too much juice." Ah, yes, well then it was tha- HEY! DON'T READ THE NARRATION!

"Oaaaaahah?" The young girl yawned.

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'.......... Ohhh... I am so going to kill him for whatever it is he's planning...' Anna said angrily, knowing he was probably planning to do something involving Serenade. And that's when she pulled out a knife. A very very very very sharp knife... Which she used to start taking wafer thin slices off of a smoked salmon filet that was in the refrigerator. And then tomatoes, and then lettuce.

In the end, she made about 12 beautiful sammiches.

'Nobody's gonna get the drop on me.' She said, then summoning Volt and flying off to meet Serenade and pay her twelve times whatever Glenn was going to pay her. Except she would pay it forward.
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Serenade picked up the young child to comfort her. Walking to the window and closing her eyes, she did work Glenn's favor and smirked, knowing that she could finally have a child soon. Taini and Derrick would be happy, and Serenade could finally have a grandchild. Finally. Turning to Glenn, she grinned a fanged grin. "Okay, Glenny, I did it. Thank you for the sammich," she told him as she eyed the sandwich on the counter, knowing she should eat it soon.

She knew that her favorite human (next to JJ) in all the world would arrive just now, probably angry with Glenn. "You know, you two act like a married couple."

"We should be married," Glenn replied with a huff.
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And then Anna floated through the window on top of Volt, handing over the sammiches. 'Whatever he's paying you, don't do it!' She said, a sip being heard in the background. 'I made you twelve sammiches! And I actually brought them with me, see!' She said. 'He never even brings them until later, the big jerk!' She huffed.

Sip, sip, sip. John sipped his juice. "This isn't going to end well." He said.

'Hush, you!'
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"I can explain myself!" Serenade cried out. "Uh... well... I made things much more pleasurable with your sex life. She'll be screaming in no time!" she giggled before Glenn nodded. It WAS true. It was to enhance pleasure. Glenn then stepped forward as Serenade helped herself to the sandwiches. "Well... so can I be left to the sammies now?" she asked as Glenn nodded.

"Please forgive me Anna?"
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Anna sniffed at him for some reason. 'I don't believe you.' She huffed, deciding to just be a jerk. She immediately jumped onto Volt and flew off, deciding to be stubborn (But she left the sammiches). She just returned home and decided to lock herself in the bedroom and not say anything to the young man. Nope, she was gonna be as untouched as a nun. In fact, she dressed up as a nun, immediately throwing out the cat ears and tail that went with the nun costume, she dressed up in it and huffed silently.

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"So... I made pie." John said, still sipping the now empty sippy cup.
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Glenn sighed as he tilted slightly, knowing that this was their first huge argument. He did not know what to do. What he really wanted was a family, and she wanted to have none of it. He was tempted to just leave her for awhile, but he knew he would probably suffer mental damage from it. So what was he to do?

Well, cheat. If he had to, he would completely parent the child and leave Anna to her business. Of course, he would still satisfy her needs.
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Some time after her self induced seclusion, Anna came down and decided she was going to join a church. But then she saw herself in a mirror.

'Ugh, no wonder I feel so stuffy.' She said, seeing the clothes covering almost every inch of her body. She decided she wanted none of it, and immediately proceeded to augment the outfit, ruining the point of even wearing a habit: She tore the shirt so it showed her midriff and cleavage, then removed the skirt entirely, putting on very short black short shorts.

'Better.' She said, stretching.
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