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The hell?
Topic Started: Oct 10 10, 10:25 PM (559 Views)
Blaze Gamma
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Kim Kardishblahblah is in Mensa?

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?

MY WORLD IS BROKEN!

UP IS DOWN!

FIRE IS COLD!

ICE IS HOT!

!!!!!!!!!!SDRAWKCB SI GNIYREVE

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Inachi Sasuke
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Um...there, there?
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novatrigger777
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What's Mensa?
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Blaze Gamma
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An international society of geniuses.
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RaeMina
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Let me be your sword and your shield
Pfft XD For real? Guess that explains the Snooki's book deal >__>
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novatrigger777
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So a bunch of nerds and old men excepted a lady into the group? Oh, how shocked am I.
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Inachi Sasuke
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by the time she dies, they have discovered 67 different ways to tap that ass
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Blaze Gamma
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*Shoots self*
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novatrigger777
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That's the spirit Blaze. The sooner you give up faith. The easier life gets.
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Senel
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Though you have your own powers of doing so...*Resurrects you with a Phoenix Down*

Don't you worry...the pain will go away...just wait for the Apocalypse. You get bonus points in the afterlife for lasting to the end.
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Blaze Gamma
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Thanks for the advice Senel.

Now post in the main or get the fuck out.

Nova, get the fuck out.
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novatrigger777
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You say get out, but you're really saying " I love you Nova"
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The Eternal One
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"Scatter, Senbonzakura..."
She just promised them some lovin' is all.
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Nyup
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Ahh . . . Do I detect a look of disapproval in your eye? Tough beans buddy, 'cause that's the way it's gonna be
Who is Kim Kardablahblah . . . ?
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Blaze Gamma
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An american Celeb who's only famous for being... Well, her daddy was one of OJ Simpson's lawyers.
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novatrigger777
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Ah, the wookie defence. No wonder she was excepted, that genius of father created a legacy with that case. A legacy that will make sure that for the next billion years every Kardashblahblah will be excepted into mensa or whatever.
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Blaze Gamma
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You have to take a test to join, and you know nothing, so shaddup.

South Park parodied a different lawyer altogether with the whole Chewbacca Defense thing, so don't even start.
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Nyup
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Ahh . . . Do I detect a look of disapproval in your eye? Tough beans buddy, 'cause that's the way it's gonna be
Are there any benefits from being in Mensa?

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Blaze Gamma
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They give you money just to think, from what I remember.
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Ahh . . . Do I detect a look of disapproval in your eye? Tough beans buddy, 'cause that's the way it's gonna be
And what does she plan on contributing?

Google has shown me that she looks like Cheryl Cole . . .
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