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ChaCha Questions; Stupid Questions
Topic Started: Aug 17 10, 11:20 PM (3,848 Views)
Lenna Suzaka
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So as I work, I find stupid questions at the job I'm doing to help support my bills while I'm waiting for a grant to formulate which I should finish late August. I decide to post them up here for the funny. And because I'm bored between questions.
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RaeMina
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Still not that bad >> But you're right
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Blaze Gamma
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OMG MY GIRL FRIEND JUST BIT MY PENIS OFF WHAT SHOULD I DO

The sheer idiocy of their previous questions...

30 minutes of comments about losing their penis and them not having a phone... While texting a mobile phone service...
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Tressimir
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*can't stop laughing*

Poor bastard...
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Kaede
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Rawr! :3
XFD i doubt thats possible though...
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Tressimir
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Human jaws are stronger than you'd think. Studies have shown that a human pinky finger is as easy to bite through as a carrot - it doesn't happen often because the pain makes people stop.
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novatrigger777
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Indeed. When you watch as many as zombie shows as me........
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Kaede
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Rawr! :3
I seee.... creepy.
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novatrigger777
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Oh, indeed fair lady. Indeed.
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Tressimir
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I think you and I live on different planes of reality, Nova.
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Inachi Sasuke
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did she at least put bread on it?
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Blaze Gamma
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He also flushed it down the toilet about 30 minutes before it was bitten off. --
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Inachi Sasuke
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O.O
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Tressimir
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*facepalm*

At least you get paid for this.
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Blaze Gamma
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What if you get your penis suck in a dogs butt hole?

Words... Cannot... Even... Ah... Oaaaahhh... *Seizures*
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Inachi Sasuke
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gah, my heart!
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Tressimir
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Isn't bestiality a crime?
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Inachi Sasuke
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i just learned today that it's one of the commandments moses received from god to not commit beastiality under punishment of death
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Tressimir
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Someone's damned then XD
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Lenna Suzaka
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Is Obama an Oompa Loompa?

...I can see that.
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Inachi Sasuke
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...-_-'
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