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ChaCha Questions; Stupid Questions
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Topic Started: Aug 17 10, 11:20 PM (3,849 Views)
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Lenna Suzaka
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Aug 17 10, 11:20 PM
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Supreme Goddess of the Ten Heavens
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So as I work, I find stupid questions at the job I'm doing to help support my bills while I'm waiting for a grant to formulate which I should finish late August. I decide to post them up here for the funny. And because I'm bored between questions.
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Inachi Sasuke
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Sep 3 10, 12:00 AM
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i blame street corners and vodka
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Kaede
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Sep 3 10, 12:07 AM
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Rawr!
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I blame rap music.
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Tressimir
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Sep 3 10, 12:09 AM
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I blame human stupidity, the only thing in existence known to be infinite.
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Sep 3 10, 12:17 AM
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Surpreme ruler of eleven heavens
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Novaldo concers with all those and more.
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Blaze Gamma
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Sep 3 10, 12:18 PM
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Can chacha hand out orgasms?
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novatrigger777
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Sep 3 10, 12:38 PM
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Surpreme ruler of eleven heavens
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You know, some questions I can only see someone answering No to.
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Blaze Gamma
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Sep 3 10, 1:14 PM
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Howw much does hulk hogan weigh and how long is his dick
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novatrigger777
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Sep 3 10, 1:18 PM
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Surpreme ruler of eleven heavens
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If he can wear tights like that.......... well, you know.
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Nyup
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Sep 3 10, 7:03 PM
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Ahh . . . Do I detect a look of disapproval in your eye? Tough beans buddy, 'cause that's the way it's gonna be
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- Sep 3 10, 12:07 AM
I blame rap music. So, this is to blame for all of societies ills?
Oh and way to go to blanket bomb an entire music genre you probably know nothing about
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Blaze Gamma
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Sep 9 10, 12:12 PM
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If gas prices are 3 dollars a gallon, wheres the best spot to rape someone
And having written 2 essays on that... I can say that rap is to blame for a lot of society's problems.
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Inachi Sasuke
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Sep 9 10, 12:28 PM
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wait...gas...3...rape? what?
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nyup/eleca
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Sep 9 10, 1:12 PM
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And having written 2 essays on that... I can say that rap is to blame for a lot of society's problems. So, if I write a poem with rhyming lyrics and then recite over a beat; the end result is to blame for society's problems?
Sure thing, dude.
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Blaze Gamma
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Sep 9 10, 1:55 PM
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It's not the style, it's the lyrics and the message.
I like Will Smith, but 90% of Rap music is just... Bad.
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Kaede
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Sep 9 10, 2:14 PM
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And eleca, im not saying all wrap is bad, but most of it is just stupidly horrible for example....
Here are the lyrics to some 'songs', warning, might be offensive.
ICE-T - Sex Sex I the morning,sex at night,sex in the afternoon's alright Ain't a man on earth,that can stay alive Without a .....sex drive
Sex [x4]
I was in a contest to rock the world First prize was a virgin young girl For four days I was up on the mic All sucker MC's were on the bite Bittin' my rhymes,stealin' my style I rocked so hard,it wasn't true I won the virgin girl,and her MAMA too
Sex [x4]
When I'm upon the microphone All the fly young ladies want a take me home When the party's over,take me to their house Throw me in the bed,know what we're talkin' about? Then they say,"Ice-T you are the best I love your eyes Your things,your chest You put all my lovers to shame I can't remember my boyfriends name You made me feel all hot and wet The way you move I can't forget I came,I came,I came again it felt so good I told my friends You can have my cars,my jewels,my wealth I love you more than I love myself After tonight fulfilled I'll be No hundred men could match ICE-T
Sex [x4]
Then she turn out the lights,throw back the sheets And then our two hot bodies meet And all at once she felt the thrill The caress of the best,the Ice-T chill Start with her tongue upon the back of my leg She didn't stop till I hollered screamed and begged Then she rolled me over,took me to the stage Like in the nasty book where you tore out the page
Sex [x4]
I put it in their blouse In their brain their little panties that their boyfriend saw I put it in their mini skirt and up their thigh Deep,deep girls,I wanna make you cry I move it in and out,know what I'm talkin' about Then around your neck until you show respect Then on your cheek until I reach my peak Then in your mouth girl,no joke,I'll take it out Don't want to see you choke I'll run it down your back,might cause a heart attack I'll put it in your butt until I get enough And then I'll take it out and put it in my pants 'Cause I fuck with the beat,the only way to dance
Sex [x4]
While this right here is 'rap' I think its OKAY, its not just stupid, it isnt completely stupid/degrading, and I can actually stand to listen to it for more that 20 seconds.
Eminem - Beautiful Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone Are you calling me, are you trying to get through Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you
I'm just so fuckin' depressed I just can seem to get out this slump If I could just get over this hump But I need something to pull me out this dump I took my bruises, took my lumps Fell down and I got right back up But I need that spark to get psyched back up In order for me to pick the mic back up I don't know how I pry away And I ended up in this position I'm in I starting to feel distant again So I decided just to pick this pen Up and tried to make an attempt to vent But I just can't admit Or come to grips, with the fact that I may be done with rap I need a new outlet I know some shits so hard to swallow And I just can't sit back and wallow In my own sorrow But I know one fact I'll be one tough act to follow One tough act to follow I'll be one tough act to follow Here today, gone tomorrow But you have to walk a thousand miles
[Chorus:] In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's trade shoes Just to see what it'd be like to Feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside each other's mind Just to see what we find Look at shit through each other's eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful oh They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful Oh they can all get fucked. Just stay true to you
I think I'm starting to lose my sense of humor Everything is so tense and gloom I almost feel like I gotta check the temperature in the room Just as soon as I walk in It's like all eyes on me So I try to avoid any eye contact 'cause if I do that then it opens a door to conversation Like I want that... I'm not looking for extra attention I just want to be just like you Blend in with the rest of the room Maybe just point me to the closest restroom I don't need no fucking man servant Trying to follow me around, and wipe my ass Laugh at every single joke I crack And half of them ain't even funny like Ah Marshall, you're so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown So why don't you all sit down Listen to the tale I'm about to tell Hell, we don't have to trade our shoes And you don't have to walk no thousand miles
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But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful Oh They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful Oh They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you so
Nobody asked for life to deal us With these bullshit hands we're dealt We have to take these cards ourselves And flip them, don't expect no help Now I could have either just Sat on my ass and pissed and moaned But take this situation in which I'm placed in And get up and get my own I was never the type of kid To wait by the door and pack his bags Never sat on the porch and hoped and prayed For a dad to show up who never did I just wanted to fit in Every single place Every school I went I dreamed of being that cool kid Even if it meant acting stupid Aunt Edna always told me Keep making that face till it gets stuck like that Meanwhile I'm just standing there Holding my tongue up trying to talk like this Till I stuck my tongue on the frozen stop sign poll at 8 years old I learned my lesson and cause I wasn't trying to impress my friends no more But I already told you my whole life story Not just based on my description 'cause where you see it from where you're sitting Is probably 110% different I guess we would have to walk a mile In each other's shoes, at least What size you where? I wear tens Let's see if you can fit your feet
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Lately I've been hard to reach I've been too long on my own Everybody has a private world Where they can be alone... so Are you calling me, are you trying to get through oh Are you reaching out for me, I'm reaching out for you so oh oh
Yea... To my babies. Stay strong. Daddy will be home soon And to the rest of the world, god gave you the shoes That fit you, so put em on and wear em And be yourself man, be proud of who you are Even if it sounds corny, Don't ever let no one tell you, you ain't beautiful.
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Inachi Sasuke
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Sep 9 10, 7:09 PM
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so much use of the word intercourse
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Blaze Gamma
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Sep 21 10, 6:53 PM
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if pineapples are martians in disguise, does tht mean puppies are evil dolphins trying to eat flowers?
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Kaede
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Sep 21 10, 6:56 PM
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Rawr!
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Blaze Gamma
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Sep 21 10, 7:12 PM
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If I am 5'8 and weigh 165 pounds what is my bmi mass index
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RaeMina
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Sep 21 10, 7:14 PM
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Let me be your sword and your shield
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I don't think that last one's a stupid question
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Blaze Gamma
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Sep 21 10, 7:16 PM
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BMI means Body Mass Index
Ergo:
If I am 5'8 and weigh 165 pounds what is my body mass index mass index
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