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A guy walks into a bank....
Topic Started: Mar 21 2010, 09:10 PM (244 Views)
blitz ace
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A joke for you all... it's more disappointing than funny. Actually, not very funny.

So a guy walks into a bank, because he needs a roll of quarters (don't ask why) and some cash. Definitely in a rush, he is looking to get in and out, but skipped the drive thru because it was such a beautiful day. He fills out his withdrawal slip, and hops into the empty line. He makes eye contact with a very pretty girl (the teller), about his age. She calls out to help him, and he walks up and they both greet each other.

"May I help you?"

"Hi, how's it going?"

"I'm fine, how about yourself?"

"Oh, not too bad. Can I get $20 cash and $10 in quarters?"

"No problem...."

*pretty lady types away on the computer, makes a few mouse clicks, and she beings to smile brightly....*

"Oh my God. Did you go to X school, like a long time ago?"

"Yeah, up until middle school."

"Wow, you are Joe Smith! I remember you! You must have graduated in 2006, right?"

"Yeah, I did."

"Wow, it's been such a long time!"

"Yeah, it has. Actually I am not sure of your name... it has been a very long time...."

"Oh, it's Jane Doe."

"Hmmm.... Jane Doe. I'm sorry, I have a really bad memory... that name doesn't ring any bells..."

*smile starts to fade on the teller's face*

"Oh, well I can understand that. Here is your $20, and quarters..."

"Hey, thanks a lot. Have a good day. See ya around."

"........yeah, you too."

Now in this guys defense, he had NO clue this was an open invitation because he was in such a rush. In fact, it took him until he was 5 miles down the road until he realized what had happened. He got a hand written invitation, but didn't respond because he couldn't see the RSVP at the bottom.... all he had to do was take his time and BAM it was there. All he had to do was look to the right of where he was standing at the counter, and see the name of the teller which read "Jane." All he had to do was say "Hey, yeah I remember you! Jane. How are you? How is everything with you? We should catch up sometime!"

Instead, he completely failed. What a loser. :whatever:
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nate
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I don't get it? :headscratch:
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Ragnarok
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Everything, everything, EVERYTHING!
At least you got your quarters.
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DarkCloudLives

Is this a chapter from your autobiography? Chapter 7, Blitz's Blunders from his book entitled Blitzkrieg.
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kknd
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and that joe guy is you? :P
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blitz ace
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I know guys.... it was a painful drive after that. I need to go in there again to cash a check now..... oh boy. lol
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nate
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Oh. It was a story. That was the worst joke ever. :lol:
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Ragnarok
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Everything, everything, EVERYTHING!
blitz ace
Mar 21 2010, 09:49 PM
I know guys.... it was a painful drive after that. I need to go in there again to cash a check now..... oh boy. lol
It happens man. Just gotta keep on trucking. She probably had an STD anyway. You don't want any of that.
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Ragnarok
Mar 21 2010, 10:08 PM
It happens man. Just gotta keep on trucking. She probably had an STD anyway. You don't want any of that.
This is highly likely. I mean, think of all those people coming in and making deposits. :blink:
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Ragnarok
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Everything, everything, EVERYTHING!
thinkfreemind
Mar 21 2010, 11:22 PM
Ragnarok
Mar 21 2010, 10:08 PM
It happens man. Just gotta keep on trucking. She probably had an STD anyway. You don't want any of that.
This is highly likely. I mean, think of all those people coming in and making deposits. :blink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ragnarok
Mar 21 2010, 11:38 PM
thinkfreemind
Mar 21 2010, 11:22 PM
Ragnarok
Mar 21 2010, 10:08 PM
It happens man. Just gotta keep on trucking. She probably had an STD anyway. You don't want any of that.
This is highly likely. I mean, think of all those people coming in and making deposits. :blink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not to mention that there is usually a monetary exchange involved. That's never good. A girl who requires money for her services... :blink:
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blitz ace
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Yesssssssssssssssssssssss :lol:
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thinkfreemind
Mar 21 2010, 11:44 PM
Ragnarok
Mar 21 2010, 11:38 PM
thinkfreemind
Mar 21 2010, 11:22 PM
Ragnarok
Mar 21 2010, 10:08 PM
It happens man. Just gotta keep on trucking. She probably had an STD anyway. You don't want any of that.
This is highly likely. I mean, think of all those people coming in and making deposits. :blink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not to mention that there is usually a monetary exchange involved. That's never good. A girl who requires money for her services... :blink:
Hey you are payin either way. At least this way he ain't payin taxes on it :lol:
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