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| I met your brother today B | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 16 2010, 03:20 PM (347 Views) | |
| nate | Mar 16 2010, 03:20 PM Post #1 |
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Overmuscled black guy with arms the size of my head who clearly spends too much time at the gym, owner of his own start up business, made the gymnasium of kids jump when he got on the mic, goes by the name "D." :lol: |
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| Ocyd | Mar 16 2010, 04:12 PM Post #2 |
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Govt. genome experiment gone awry? B, D, 25 more? |
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| DarkCloudLives | Mar 16 2010, 04:44 PM Post #3 |
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I think you mean 24. |
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| TSL | Mar 16 2010, 06:33 PM Post #4 |
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
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Where the hell do you be hangin out at? :lol: :lol: :lol: Funniest part. Back in college. I used to run a before and after school program with elementary school kids. My first day went something like that. I was hired because I could scare kids with my loud voice and size. :lol: I even had one parent tell me that it was ok for me to beat his kids. :lol: |
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| nate | Mar 16 2010, 07:36 PM Post #5 |
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It was a fitness dude. He was teaching the kid about fitness (and peddling his business Body by D ( :lol: ) at the same time). So he was literally making the kids jump during his presentation. :lol: |
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| Ocyd | Mar 16 2010, 07:42 PM Post #6 |
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No there's always an unspecified unstable prototype model, B will probably have to fight it to the death in some underground warehouse one of these days |
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| Weidleface | Mar 16 2010, 07:47 PM Post #7 |
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Been pimpin' since pimpin's been pimpin', pimpin'!
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How did you know about Specimen Zero? :shocked: |
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| nate | Mar 16 2010, 07:47 PM Post #8 |
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This thread has gotten significantly more awesome than the cheap laugh it originally aspired to be. :lol: |
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| DarkCloudLives | Mar 16 2010, 07:57 PM Post #9 |
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More like specimen ß. |
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| TSL | Mar 17 2010, 09:35 AM Post #10 |
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
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A brotha lifts a few weights and now I'm a genome project? :lol: I'll admit, it's funnier than the people that asked me if I was juicin when they hadn't seen me in a year or more. :lol: Sidenote: Back in that college job, I only weighed about 195-200lbs. (my football weight as a Safety and WR) So I wasn't as menacing. |
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| nate | Mar 17 2010, 03:19 PM Post #11 |
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Only?!? Motherphocker, I've gained 35 pounds in a year and I'm still only 155! :x :lol: |
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| Weidleface | Mar 17 2010, 04:06 PM Post #12 |
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Been pimpin' since pimpin's been pimpin', pimpin'!
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Senior year of High School: 210-215 Now: 280 I am 1.8 Nates. :ugeek: |
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| squid5580 | Mar 17 2010, 05:33 PM Post #13 |
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and 2 me's almost exactly |
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| DarkCloudLives | Mar 17 2010, 06:01 PM Post #14 |
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Football players are supposed to be heavier than ballerinas. |
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| Ocyd | Mar 17 2010, 07:49 PM Post #15 |
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Weghing that much can't be healthy, even if it is all muscle, you're going to jack up your knees. Then when you get old and can't work out no more the bulk is gonna go and the elastin is gonna start to give and you'll be like a giant wrikly blob who has to have a special attachment added to his rascle so the extra flesh doesn't rub on the ground on the way to the early bird at ihop. |
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