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I met your brother today B
Topic Started: Mar 16 2010, 03:20 PM (347 Views)
nate
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Overmuscled black guy with arms the size of my head who clearly spends too much time at the gym, owner of his own start up business, made the gymnasium of kids jump when he got on the mic, goes by the name "D." :lol:
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Ocyd
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Govt. genome experiment gone awry? B, D, 25 more?
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DarkCloudLives

Ocyd
Mar 16 2010, 04:12 PM
Govt. genome experiment gone awry? B, D, 25 more?
I think you mean 24.
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
Where the hell do you be hangin out at? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Funniest part. Back in college. I used to run a before and after school program with elementary school kids. My first day went something like that. I was hired because I could scare kids with my loud voice and size. :lol:

I even had one parent tell me that it was ok for me to beat his kids. :lol:
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It was a fitness dude. He was teaching the kid about fitness (and peddling his business Body by D ( :lol: ) at the same time). So he was literally making the kids jump during his presentation. :lol:
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DarkCloudLives
Mar 16 2010, 04:44 PM
Ocyd
Mar 16 2010, 04:12 PM
Govt. genome experiment gone awry? B, D, 25 more?
I think you mean 24.
No there's always an unspecified unstable prototype model, B will probably have to fight it to the death in some underground warehouse one of these days
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Been pimpin' since pimpin's been pimpin', pimpin'!
Ocyd
Mar 16 2010, 07:42 PM
DarkCloudLives
Mar 16 2010, 04:44 PM
Ocyd
Mar 16 2010, 04:12 PM
Govt. genome experiment gone awry? B, D, 25 more?
I think you mean 24.
No there's always an unspecified unstable prototype model, B will probably have to fight it to the death in some underground warehouse one of these days
How did you know about Specimen Zero? :shocked:
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Ocyd
Mar 16 2010, 07:42 PM
DarkCloudLives
Mar 16 2010, 04:44 PM
Ocyd
Mar 16 2010, 04:12 PM
Govt. genome experiment gone awry? B, D, 25 more?
I think you mean 24.
No there's always an unspecified unstable prototype model, B will probably have to fight it to the death in some underground warehouse one of these days
This thread has gotten significantly more awesome than the cheap laugh it originally aspired to be. :lol:
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DarkCloudLives

Weidleface
Mar 16 2010, 07:47 PM
Ocyd
Mar 16 2010, 07:42 PM
DarkCloudLives
Mar 16 2010, 04:44 PM
Ocyd
Mar 16 2010, 04:12 PM
Govt. genome experiment gone awry? B, D, 25 more?
I think you mean 24.
No there's always an unspecified unstable prototype model, B will probably have to fight it to the death in some underground warehouse one of these days
How did you know about Specimen Zero? :shocked:
More like specimen ß.
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
A brotha lifts a few weights and now I'm a genome project? :lol: I'll admit, it's funnier than the people that asked me if I was juicin when they hadn't seen me in a year or more. :lol:

Sidenote: Back in that college job, I only weighed about 195-200lbs. (my football weight as a Safety and WR) So I wasn't as menacing.
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TSL
Mar 17 2010, 09:35 AM
A brotha lifts a few weights and now I'm a genome project? :lol: I'll admit, it's funnier than the people that asked me if I was juicin when they hadn't seen me in a year or more. :lol:

Sidenote: Back in that college job, I only weighed about 195-200lbs. (my football weight as a Safety and WR) So I wasn't as menacing.
Only?!? Motherphocker, I've gained 35 pounds in a year and I'm still only 155! :x :lol:
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Been pimpin' since pimpin's been pimpin', pimpin'!
nate
Mar 17 2010, 03:19 PM
TSL
Mar 17 2010, 09:35 AM
A brotha lifts a few weights and now I'm a genome project? :lol: I'll admit, it's funnier than the people that asked me if I was juicin when they hadn't seen me in a year or more. :lol:

Sidenote: Back in that college job, I only weighed about 195-200lbs. (my football weight as a Safety and WR) So I wasn't as menacing.
Only?!? Motherphocker, I've gained 35 pounds in a year and I'm still only 155! :x :lol:
Senior year of High School: 210-215

Now: 280

I am 1.8 Nates. :ugeek:
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Weidleface
Mar 17 2010, 04:06 PM
nate
Mar 17 2010, 03:19 PM
TSL
Mar 17 2010, 09:35 AM
A brotha lifts a few weights and now I'm a genome project? :lol: I'll admit, it's funnier than the people that asked me if I was juicin when they hadn't seen me in a year or more. :lol:

Sidenote: Back in that college job, I only weighed about 195-200lbs. (my football weight as a Safety and WR) So I wasn't as menacing.
Only?!? Motherphocker, I've gained 35 pounds in a year and I'm still only 155! :x :lol:
Senior year of High School: 210-215

Now: 280

I am 1.8 Nates. :ugeek:
and 2 me's almost exactly
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DarkCloudLives

nate
Mar 17 2010, 03:19 PM
TSL
Mar 17 2010, 09:35 AM
A brotha lifts a few weights and now I'm a genome project? :lol: I'll admit, it's funnier than the people that asked me if I was juicin when they hadn't seen me in a year or more. :lol:

Sidenote: Back in that college job, I only weighed about 195-200lbs. (my football weight as a Safety and WR) So I wasn't as menacing.
Only?!? Motherphocker, I've gained 35 pounds in a year and I'm still only 155! :x :lol:
Football players are supposed to be heavier than ballerinas.
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Ocyd
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Weghing that much can't be healthy, even if it is all muscle, you're going to jack up your knees. Then when you get old and can't work out no more the bulk is gonna go and the elastin is gonna start to give and you'll be like a giant wrikly blob who has to have a special attachment added to his rascle so the extra flesh doesn't rub on the ground on the way to the early bird at ihop.
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