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FF13 Pimp Slaps; feel free to add on
Topic Started: Mar 14 2010, 01:52 AM (317 Views)
TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
Lightning - 2
Sahz - 2
Snow
Vanille - 2
Hope
Fang


Keeping a tally of all the Pimp Slaps I would issue out to the characters for their actions if I was a character in the story.

Feel free to add your own to the tally. I'll be adding them up as I go. Also give your reasons for going Ike & Tina on the characters you list.


1.) Vanille - For slapping Hope after the incident. I woulda gone Iceberg Slim on that heifer if she would have slapped me like that.

2.) Vanille - For having a Russiacan (Russian + African) Accent. Fock outta here with that. It's almost as bad as Brad Pitt's accent in Snatch.
Edited by TSL, Mar 20 2010, 12:56 AM.
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squid5580
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Oh no I AIN'T HAVIN THAT. YOU CAN GO TAKE VENIELLE'S NAME OFF THAT LIST RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: THAT IS MY GIRL!!!!!!!!
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
Oh... She's cool and all... But I am the type of person who likes to set the tone early in a relationship. If she slapped me like that, I woulda snatched a lock of hair out of her head to let her know I don't play that isht. Nothing personal... But I got a team to run and I can't have that kinda disrespect going down.
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Ragnarok
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squid5580
Mar 14 2010, 02:03 AM
Oh no I AIN'T HAVIN THAT. YOU CAN GO TAKE VENIELLE'S NAME OFF THAT LIST RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: THAT IS MY GIRL!!!!!!!!
You could atleast spell her name correctly. :lol:
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squid5580
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Ragnarok
Mar 14 2010, 02:08 AM
squid5580
Mar 14 2010, 02:03 AM
Oh no I AIN'T HAVIN THAT. YOU CAN GO TAKE VENIELLE'S NAME OFF THAT LIST RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: THAT IS MY GIRL!!!!!!!!
You could atleast spell her name correctly. :lol:
That is how it should have been spelled :(
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TSL
Mar 14 2010, 02:06 AM
Oh... She's cool and all... But I am the type of person who likes to set the tone early in a relationship. If she slapped me like that, I woulda snatched a lock of hair out of her head to let her know I don't play that isht. Nothing personal... But I got a team to run and I can't have that kinda disrespect going down.
I think I'm starting to see why Miss TSL has never logged in, she doesn't know about the place.....and all the site reboots where him covering his tracks.
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Ocyd
Mar 14 2010, 02:28 AM
TSL
Mar 14 2010, 02:06 AM
Oh... She's cool and all... But I am the type of person who likes to set the tone early in a relationship. If she slapped me like that, I woulda snatched a lock of hair out of her head to let her know I don't play that isht. Nothing personal... But I got a team to run and I can't have that kinda disrespect going down.
I think I'm starting to see why Miss TSL has never logged in, she doesn't know about the place.....and all the site reboots where him covering his tracks.
Bah she has had his account hijacked for a while now. It is the only explanation :lol2:
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Pimp slap Sahz for two things he does within an hour of the game's start.

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TSL
Mar 14 2010, 01:52 AM
1.) Vanille - For slapping Hope after the incident. I woulda gone Iceberg Slim on that heifer if she would have slapped me like that.
:lol: Yeah, but you're also the manliest man to ever man, so you aren't going to be whining about your mom and being as defenseless as Hope acts in those scenes where he needs a good bitch slap or two.

TSL
 
Oh... She's cool and all... But I am the type of person who likes to set the tone early in a relationship. If she slapped me like that, I woulda snatched a lock of hair out of her head to let her know I don't play that isht. Nothing personal... But I got a team to run and I can't have that kinda disrespect going down.
And again, she's not slapping you as Macho Man Randy Savage, she's slapping you as a mama's boy little girl who's probably never even seen a girl besides his mom before. GTFOH with that response for taking it out of context. :lol:
Edited by goodlucksaturday, Mar 14 2010, 07:55 AM.
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
goodlucksaturday
Mar 14 2010, 07:49 AM
TSL
Mar 14 2010, 01:52 AM
1.) Vanille - For slapping Hope after the incident. I woulda gone Iceberg Slim on that heifer if she would have slapped me like that.
:lol: Yeah, but you're also the manliest man to ever man, so you aren't going to be whining about your mom and being as defenseless as Hope acts in those scenes where he needs a good bitch slap or two.

TSL
 
Oh... She's cool and all... But I am the type of person who likes to set the tone early in a relationship. If she slapped me like that, I woulda snatched a lock of hair out of her head to let her know I don't play that isht. Nothing personal... But I got a team to run and I can't have that kinda disrespect going down.
And again, she's not slapping you as Macho Man Randy Savage, she's slapping you as a mama's boy little girl who's probably never even seen a girl besides his mom before. GTFOH with that response for taking it out of context. :lol:
No no no... That's exactly my point. Had I seen something like that, it WOULD have taken someone to snap me out of it. I may be a trained killer, but I still have a heart and feelings. That's why she would have gotten jacked. like, "You just witnessed me go thru the worst trauma of my life and you're gonna slap me? Quite possibly the most emasculating thing you can do to a man? then you have the nerve to hug me later? Oh hell nah biotch!!!! *Plappap*" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Plus, remember my original post states I'm slapping them if I was the one experiencing these things. :lol:
Edited by TSL, Mar 14 2010, 08:22 AM.
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Lightning. I absolutely hate her in every single scene. I've never disliked a Final Fantasy lead as much as her. She's always acting a beach house to everyone else without every contributing anything. The way she treats Snow is by far the worst offender of this.
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nate
Mar 14 2010, 08:33 AM
Lightning. I absolutely hate her in every single scene. I've never disliked a Final Fantasy lead as much as her. She's always acting a beach house to everyone else without every contributing anything. The way she treats Snow is by far the worst offender of this.
+1

She's getting better, but until she comes full circle, I'ma pimp slap the hell outta ole girl.
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Lightning has known Fang for all of 5 mins and she's already smacking her. GTFOH! :lol:

To paraphrase tea, "I've hardly watched you play this game at all, but it seems every time I walk through the room, Lightning's hitting somebody." "Yeah, that sounds about right." :lol:
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nate
Mar 19 2010, 10:26 PM
Lightning has known Fang for all of 5 mins and she's already smacking her. GTFOH! :lol:

To paraphrase tea, "I've hardly watched you play this game at all, but it seems every time I walk through the room, Lightning's hitting somebody." "Yeah, that sounds about right." :lol:
Fang did deserve it though.
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Mar 19 2010, 11:44 PM
nate
Mar 19 2010, 10:26 PM
Lightning has known Fang for all of 5 mins and she's already smacking her. GTFOH! :lol:

To paraphrase tea, "I've hardly watched you play this game at all, but it seems every time I walk through the room, Lightning's hitting somebody." "Yeah, that sounds about right." :lol:
Fang did deserve it though.
Bull. Once again these characters are snapping at each other and/or hiding from their problems instead of looking at the big picture. The only person not doing it is Snow and everyone's trying to bring him down for it.
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