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In Hindsight; Lesbians
Topic Started: Feb 3 2010, 12:37 AM (336 Views)
TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
I think I got macked on by a lesbian 2 weeks ago. Or I guess I bisexual in her case. She just kept going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of her way to tell me about her girlfriend. I'd never even seen this broad before. I was like, "why are you telling me this?" :lol: :lol: :lol: In the checkout line no less. :lol:
Edited by TSL, Feb 3 2010, 12:38 AM.
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Ragnarok
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Everything, everything, EVERYTHING!
TSL
Feb 3 2010, 12:37 AM
I think I got macked on by a lesbian 2 weeks ago. Or I guess I bisexual in her case. She just kept going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of her way to tell me about her girlfriend. I'd never even seen this broad before. I was like, "why are you telling me this?" :lol: :lol: :lol: In the checkout line no less. :lol:
Probably attracted to you and pegged you as a guy that hears the word lesbians and goes "WHERE!?!?!?".
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
Guess while she was figuring that, she missed the wedding ring and baby diapers in my cart. :lol:
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TSL
Feb 3 2010, 12:50 AM
Guess while she was figuring that, she missed the wedding ring and baby diapers in my cart. :lol:
Hey man, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. In reality, she probably just sensed that feminine vibe you've been giving off lately. :lol:
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Fs_Metal
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OOOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN! :P

I tried that mackin' on a lesbo once. To my shock, it actually worked. No seriously. She told me that I was the only guy she ever liked
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thinkfreemind
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I once dated a girl who turned out to be bisexual and left me for a woman. :lol2:

She now has a kid from a random man she screwed while on a cruise ship. :lol2:
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ITT only TFM doesn't give himself delusions of grandeur. "Man, I'm so hot even girls who don't like men want me. JEAH!" :lol:
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TSL
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What does ITT mean? And nah. Quite the contrary on the hotness. This comedically serves to explain how I always seem to get hit on by the broads that have nothing to lose.

Big broads, Old Broads, Lesbians...

I guess they figure if they holla, they've got nothing to lose anyway. :lol:

Had a 60yr+ old lady step to me and halfway thru her mack, she was like, "Oh snap... you married." I was like, "Yeah, AND 40yrs younger than you, yo! :lol:
Edited by TSL, Feb 3 2010, 09:58 AM.
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nate
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In this topic. ;)
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thinkfreemind
Feb 3 2010, 07:01 AM
I once dated a girl who turned out to be bisexual and left me for a woman. :lol2:

She now has a kid from a random man she screwed while on a cruise ship. :lol2:
Probably did more than one random guy on said cruise ship and has no idea as to who the dad might actually be :lol:
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nate
Feb 3 2010, 07:32 AM
ITT only TFM doesn't give himself delusions of grandeur. "Man, I'm so hot even girls who don't like men want me. JEAH!" :lol:
Looking back now days, I just find it funny TBH. It seems like every time I tell that story, though, some guy goes "Hmmm. Lesbian. Got a pic?" :lol:
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DarkCloudLives

Since no one else brought it up, a lesbian hitting on a guy with a cart full of diapers means that she and her partner are probably just looking for someone to plant some seeds in their garden.
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DarkCloudLives
Feb 3 2010, 07:57 PM
Since no one else brought it up, a lesbian hitting on a guy with a cart full of diapers means that she and her partner are probably just looking for someone to plant some seeds in their garden.
And since TSL was probably wearing the pink tu-tu he borrowed from Nate she was figuring this is the closest to a woman as she will get. The conversation was just a way of judging TSL's tetosterone count to see if his boys might still be able to do the job. And since he walked away numberless I am guessing he failed. :twisted:
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TSL
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Well squid. You would know my man. You seem pretty well versed in the area of gayety. :lol:
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