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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 3 2010, 12:37 AM (336 Views) | |
| TSL | Feb 3 2010, 12:37 AM Post #1 |
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I think I got macked on by a lesbian 2 weeks ago. Or I guess I bisexual in her case. She just kept going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY out of her way to tell me about her girlfriend. I'd never even seen this broad before. I was like, "why are you telling me this?" :lol: :lol: :lol: In the checkout line no less. :lol:
Edited by TSL, Feb 3 2010, 12:38 AM.
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| Ragnarok | Feb 3 2010, 12:47 AM Post #2 |
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Everything, everything, EVERYTHING!
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Probably attracted to you and pegged you as a guy that hears the word lesbians and goes "WHERE!?!?!?". |
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| TSL | Feb 3 2010, 12:50 AM Post #3 |
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Guess while she was figuring that, she missed the wedding ring and baby diapers in my cart. :lol: |
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| Ragnarok | Feb 3 2010, 12:56 AM Post #4 |
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Everything, everything, EVERYTHING!
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Hey man, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. In reality, she probably just sensed that feminine vibe you've been giving off lately. :lol: |
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| TSL | Feb 3 2010, 12:57 AM Post #5 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Fs_Metal | Feb 3 2010, 05:17 AM Post #6 |
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OOOOOOOOOOOO BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN! :P I tried that mackin' on a lesbo once. To my shock, it actually worked. No seriously. She told me that I was the only guy she ever liked |
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| thinkfreemind | Feb 3 2010, 07:01 AM Post #7 |
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I once dated a girl who turned out to be bisexual and left me for a woman. :lol2: She now has a kid from a random man she screwed while on a cruise ship. :lol2: |
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| nate | Feb 3 2010, 07:32 AM Post #8 |
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ITT only TFM doesn't give himself delusions of grandeur. "Man, I'm so hot even girls who don't like men want me. JEAH!" :lol: |
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| TSL | Feb 3 2010, 09:56 AM Post #9 |
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What does ITT mean? And nah. Quite the contrary on the hotness. This comedically serves to explain how I always seem to get hit on by the broads that have nothing to lose. Big broads, Old Broads, Lesbians... I guess they figure if they holla, they've got nothing to lose anyway. :lol: Had a 60yr+ old lady step to me and halfway thru her mack, she was like, "Oh snap... you married." I was like, "Yeah, AND 40yrs younger than you, yo! :lol: Edited by TSL, Feb 3 2010, 09:58 AM.
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| nate | Feb 3 2010, 11:15 AM Post #10 |
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In this topic. ;) |
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| Fs_Metal | Feb 3 2010, 03:27 PM Post #11 |
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Probably did more than one random guy on said cruise ship and has no idea as to who the dad might actually be :lol: |
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| Fs_Metal | Feb 3 2010, 03:28 PM Post #12 |
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Looking back now days, I just find it funny TBH. It seems like every time I tell that story, though, some guy goes "Hmmm. Lesbian. Got a pic?" :lol: |
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| DarkCloudLives | Feb 3 2010, 07:57 PM Post #13 |
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Since no one else brought it up, a lesbian hitting on a guy with a cart full of diapers means that she and her partner are probably just looking for someone to plant some seeds in their garden. |
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| squid5580 | Feb 3 2010, 08:09 PM Post #14 |
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And since TSL was probably wearing the pink tu-tu he borrowed from Nate she was figuring this is the closest to a woman as she will get. The conversation was just a way of judging TSL's tetosterone count to see if his boys might still be able to do the job. And since he walked away numberless I am guessing he failed. :twisted: |
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| TSL | Feb 3 2010, 08:22 PM Post #15 |
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Well squid. You would know my man. You seem pretty well versed in the area of gayety. :lol: |
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