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Oh it's terrible
Topic Started: Feb 1 2010, 06:39 PM (365 Views)
Ocyd
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I stubbed my toe and part of the nail got sheared off behind the quick it's a bloody mess, but at least it went numb when it happened so it doesn't hurt. But then when I was cleaning it and coating it in several layers of liquid bandage. I remembered this person I know had one of her finger nails just fall off mysteriously. She said it may have been from a fungus she picked up gardening that killed the root, which is sad cause it's on her ring finger and will probably never grow back.
Edited by Ocyd, Feb 1 2010, 06:40 PM.
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squid5580
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Walk it off sissypants, walk it off!!!!
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Strife
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Ughhhh......that gave me the heebeegeebees.......
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thinkfreemind
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Sorry to hear about your toe. I have a story though which might make your injury feel better by comparison.

When I was a kid, I had a big stone dropped on my foot. The impact was so strong that it busted my big toe nail clean off, through my sneakers and socks. To make this story as graphic as possible, there was blood coming up through those little vent holes on top of the shoe near the toes.

What had happened was that this older kid in the neighborhood and I were playing around and he decided to play chicken with this heavy stone thing we found. He was holding this stone thing above my foot, acting like he was going to drop it even though he had no intention of actually doing so. Unfortunately for me, the thing slipped out of his hands and landed on my foot.

Well, he started freaking out and ran to my house to get my mom while I walked as best I could in that direction also. My mom got a big bucket and filled it with water (and something else that I can't remember right now) for me to put my foot inside while she called the doctor. We took off my shoe and my sock was covered in blood, then we removed my sock to see that my toe was gushing blood with the nail completely gone. Meanwhile my friend was still freaking out and apologizing profusely to me and my mom for what had happened.

Yadda, yadda, yadda... I went to the doctor, got it cleaned up and bandaged and it grew back slowly; there was no permanent damage.
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nate
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Here's a fun factlet for y'all: I used to be a dancer (Squid's gonna have a field day). I dunno if you guys know much about ballet, but for girls, point tears their feet the hell up. I'm talking absolutely brutalizes them. So I've seen people's toenails go black and fall off and all sorts of foot grossness.
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nate
Feb 2 2010, 12:06 AM
Here's a fun factlet for y'all: I used to be a dancer (Squid's gonna have a field day). I dunno if you guys know much about ballet, but for girls, point tears their feet the hell up. I'm talking absolutely brutalizes them. So I've seen people's toenails go black and fall off and all sorts of foot grossness.
:o Nate's been patient zero the whole time spreading the estrovirus covertly all these years like a frickin outbreak monkey. I should have known what with the hysterical outbursts, psychotic mood swings. The vector seems to primarily be pokemon sharing but it's obvious it has mutated beyond that now.... dear god what have you done.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ragnarok
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Everything, everything, EVERYTHING!
Ocyd
Feb 2 2010, 12:17 AM
nate
Feb 2 2010, 12:06 AM
Here's a fun factlet for y'all: I used to be a dancer (Squid's gonna have a field day). I dunno if you guys know much about ballet, but for girls, point tears their feet the hell up. I'm talking absolutely brutalizes them. So I've seen people's toenails go black and fall off and all sorts of foot grossness.
:o Nate's been patient zero the whole time spreading the estrovirus covertly all these years like a frickin outbreak monkey. I should have known what with the hysterical outbursts, psychotic mood swings. The vector seems to primarily be pokemon sharing but it's obvious it has mutated beyond that now.... dear god what have you done.
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

God save us all.
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thinkfreemind
Feb 1 2010, 11:24 PM
Sorry to hear about your toe. I have a story though which might make your injury feel better by comparison.

When I was a kid, I had a big stone dropped on my foot. The impact was so strong that it busted my big toe nail clean off, through my sneakers and socks. To make this story as graphic as possible, there was blood coming up through those little vent holes on top of the shoe near the toes.

What had happened was that this older kid in the neighborhood and I were playing around and he decided to play chicken with this heavy stone thing we found. He was holding this stone thing above my foot, acting like he was going to drop it even though he had no intention of actually doing so. Unfortunately for me, the thing slipped out of his hands and landed on my foot.

Well, he started freaking out and ran to my house to get my mom while I walked as best I could in that direction also. My mom got a big bucket and filled it with water (and something else that I can't remember right now) for me to put my foot inside while she called the doctor. We took off my shoe and my sock was covered in blood, then we removed my sock to see that my toe was gushing blood with the nail completely gone. Meanwhile my friend was still freaking out and apologizing profusely to me and my mom for what had happened.

Yadda, yadda, yadda... I went to the doctor, got it cleaned up and bandaged and it grew back slowly; there was no permanent damage.
What? We swapping foot pain stories now? "PFt. That's nothing. Let me tell you about this injury I got, pansy boy" :lol:

When I was a kid, I did step on a board with a nail in it. Went straight through my foot. Stuck out the top. I was something like 5 at the time. All I can remember is pain.
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Fs_Metal
Feb 3 2010, 05:26 AM
What? We swapping foot pain stories now? "PFt. That's nothing. Let me tell you about this injury I got, pansy boy" :lol:

When I was a kid, I did step on a board with a nail in it. Went straight through my foot. Stuck out the top. I was something like 5 at the time. All I can remember is pain.
Holy crap! :huh: Ok, you win. :notworthy:
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Fs_Metal
Feb 3 2010, 05:26 AM
thinkfreemind
Feb 1 2010, 11:24 PM
Sorry to hear about your toe. I have a story though which might make your injury feel better by comparison.

When I was a kid, I had a big stone dropped on my foot. The impact was so strong that it busted my big toe nail clean off, through my sneakers and socks. To make this story as graphic as possible, there was blood coming up through those little vent holes on top of the shoe near the toes.

What had happened was that this older kid in the neighborhood and I were playing around and he decided to play chicken with this heavy stone thing we found. He was holding this stone thing above my foot, acting like he was going to drop it even though he had no intention of actually doing so. Unfortunately for me, the thing slipped out of his hands and landed on my foot.

Well, he started freaking out and ran to my house to get my mom while I walked as best I could in that direction also. My mom got a big bucket and filled it with water (and something else that I can't remember right now) for me to put my foot inside while she called the doctor. We took off my shoe and my sock was covered in blood, then we removed my sock to see that my toe was gushing blood with the nail completely gone. Meanwhile my friend was still freaking out and apologizing profusely to me and my mom for what had happened.

Yadda, yadda, yadda... I went to the doctor, got it cleaned up and bandaged and it grew back slowly; there was no permanent damage.
What? We swapping foot pain stories now? "PFt. That's nothing. Let me tell you about this injury I got, pansy boy" :lol:

When I was a kid, I did step on a board with a nail in it. Went straight through my foot. Stuck out the top. I was something like 5 at the time. All I can remember is pain.
:evil: oh yeah?

well when I was a kid my hand got caught in one of them sliding minivan doors and it latched shut plus they drove three miles through broken glass and jagged rocks before they realized I was outside the vehicle. Then my brother jumped out the back and stabbed me in the eye with a spork and instead of taking me to the hospital they pulled out all my teeth, cut off my fingers doused me in gasoline, set me on fire, then burried me alive in a none too shallow grave. If that wasn't bad the spent the last hour and a half before I died saying very hurtful things and laughing. :cry:
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Ocyd
Feb 3 2010, 08:53 AM
Fs_Metal
Feb 3 2010, 05:26 AM
thinkfreemind
Feb 1 2010, 11:24 PM
Sorry to hear about your toe. I have a story though which might make your injury feel better by comparison.

When I was a kid, I had a big stone dropped on my foot. The impact was so strong that it busted my big toe nail clean off, through my sneakers and socks. To make this story as graphic as possible, there was blood coming up through those little vent holes on top of the shoe near the toes.

What had happened was that this older kid in the neighborhood and I were playing around and he decided to play chicken with this heavy stone thing we found. He was holding this stone thing above my foot, acting like he was going to drop it even though he had no intention of actually doing so. Unfortunately for me, the thing slipped out of his hands and landed on my foot.

Well, he started freaking out and ran to my house to get my mom while I walked as best I could in that direction also. My mom got a big bucket and filled it with water (and something else that I can't remember right now) for me to put my foot inside while she called the doctor. We took off my shoe and my sock was covered in blood, then we removed my sock to see that my toe was gushing blood with the nail completely gone. Meanwhile my friend was still freaking out and apologizing profusely to me and my mom for what had happened.

Yadda, yadda, yadda... I went to the doctor, got it cleaned up and bandaged and it grew back slowly; there was no permanent damage.
What? We swapping foot pain stories now? "PFt. That's nothing. Let me tell you about this injury I got, pansy boy" :lol:

When I was a kid, I did step on a board with a nail in it. Went straight through my foot. Stuck out the top. I was something like 5 at the time. All I can remember is pain.
:evil: oh yeah?

well when I was a kid my hand got caught in one of them sliding minivan doors and it latched shut plus they drove three miles through broken glass and jagged rocks before they realized I was outside the vehicle. Then my brother jumped out the back and stabbed me in the eye with a spork and instead of taking me to the hospital they pulled out all my teeth, cut off my fingers doused me in gasoline, set me on fire, then burried me alive in a none too shallow grave. If that wasn't bad the spent the last hour and a half before I died saying very hurtful things and laughing. :cry:
:lol: WTF :lol: I do not even know what to say to that
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thinkfreemind
Feb 3 2010, 06:56 AM
Fs_Metal
Feb 3 2010, 05:26 AM
What? We swapping foot pain stories now? "PFt. That's nothing. Let me tell you about this injury I got, pansy boy" :lol:

When I was a kid, I did step on a board with a nail in it. Went straight through my foot. Stuck out the top. I was something like 5 at the time. All I can remember is pain.
Holy crap! :huh: Ok, you win. :notworthy:
Is that really something to be proud of? "I hurt my foot worse than you" :lol: :lol:
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Been pimpin' since pimpin's been pimpin', pimpin'!
I win. Cellulitis in my entire lower leg. Almost passed out in the shower because of the pain. Decided against going to school that day and just chilled at home enjoying my painkillers. Repeat for about a week, at which point my leg was still huge, but I could be mobile.
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I don't think that I can top that. I did kick an empty cardboard box once and broke a toe doing it (wrap your brains around that one :P ). I remember walking toward my room and getting tunnel vision. I do not remember reaching my room, let alone my bed. I woke up on my bed later on though
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