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| What The Hell is the Matter With McDonald Customers???? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 21 2010, 07:07 PM (370 Views) | |
| squid5580 | Jan 21 2010, 07:07 PM Post #1 |
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So a couple weeks back Lew and Pagan were in McD's and she gave Pagan a fry. And some old lady (a complete stranger) comes over and takes her fry away and tells Lew that she shouldn't have that (good thing I wasn't there I would'a snapped). One of the employees had to send the old lady packin since I guess things were geting a bit heated. So today I go into the same McD's and have some lunch (ya it is disgusting but convenient and I was starvin) and I go to the can afterwards. I just finish zipping up and some old lady walks right in and heads into the stall (which are right beside the urinals if some of you can remember what those are :lol: ). She just acted so natural about it too. I mean I got a full on winter beard going on here there is no mistaking me for a girl unless you are checking me out from behind. I honestly thought I was the one in the wrong place so I went out and looked at the door. Then vowed never to set foot in that one ever again. I think they are putting acid in their new coffee. |
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| kknd | Jan 21 2010, 11:45 PM Post #2 |
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:lol: are you sure that it's just McDonald's customers? |
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| Ocyd | Jan 21 2010, 11:53 PM Post #3 |
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Maybe it's the same old lady and the authorities need to be informed for her own saftey. She's probably suffering from dementia and needs to be looked after. Athe very least it'll keep her out of Mc D's for 72 hours observation and you can videotape her being hauled off for youtube. |
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| thinkfreemind | Jan 21 2010, 11:54 PM Post #4 |
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I don't think it's the McDonald's dude. Some people are just freaking strange. |
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| squid5580 | Jan 22 2010, 01:38 AM Post #5 |
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it isn't McDonald's. It is that specific McDonald's. It is on the side of town we don't go out to very often since there really isn't much there. And it is off the bus route since it is just on the outskirts of town. And every time one of us goes in alone we get harrassed by crazed old ladies. I should not be made to feel uncomfortable in a men's bathroom dammit (I know some members around here might :lol: ). At least not like that. |
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| blitz ace | Jan 22 2010, 10:11 AM Post #6 |
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I haven't stepped into a fast food joint in a LONG time.... partially for that reason, but mainly b/c I don't care how convenient it is.... I will just starve. |
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| goodlucksaturday | Jan 22 2010, 05:21 PM Post #7 |
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Wait, let me get this straight, blitz doesn't go to fast food joints because he has problems with old ladies stealing fries from children? |
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| squid5580 | Jan 22 2010, 10:36 PM Post #8 |
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Maybe they steal his fries? |
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| Ocyd | Jan 22 2010, 11:02 PM Post #9 |
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Blitz is secretly and old lady and has taken offence. |
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| blitz ace | Jan 23 2010, 12:52 AM Post #10 |
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I think I watched the videos and responded to that... when I said "for that reason." What a forum n00b! But yeah, I am an old lady and I take offense. So GTFOB or I'll beat you with my cane! |
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| squid5580 | Jan 23 2010, 02:18 AM Post #11 |
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Do what you want just stay the hell out of my bathroom!!!!!!! And don't bully my daughter!!!!!!! Ya made her cry ya big meanie. GTFOB? |
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| blitz ace | Jan 23 2010, 11:10 AM Post #12 |
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Actually, it was supposed to be GTFOHB but GTFOB works fine too... GTFOB - Get the fuck out bitch GTFOHB - Get the fuck outta here bitch Something nice for the kids to read. :finger: :lol: |
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| nate | Jan 23 2010, 11:16 AM Post #13 |
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I thought the B stood for blitz. Synonyms with the same starting letter are tricky. :lol: |
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| blitz ace | Jan 23 2010, 11:38 AM Post #14 |
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Why would I tell myself to GTFO....? :headscratch: :lol: |
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| squid5580 | Jan 23 2010, 12:29 PM Post #15 |
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Old lady dementia setting in? |
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