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| blitz ace | Jan 23 2010, 12:42 AM Post #16 |
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You guys are nuts giving away your special place on here. Now you can't come here and complain about how dinner should have been cooked the right way!!!!! TMP meets..... Marriage Wars.... Oh, this is going to get interesting. So nate.... tell us about that girl you meet online at eHarmony in Cali.... Hey squid.... did your mail order bride get shipped yet? |
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| DarkCloudLives | Jan 23 2010, 12:49 AM Post #17 |
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I see more Russian prostitutes and coke-fueled wii sessions. |
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| squid5580 | Jan 23 2010, 01:28 AM Post #18 |
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Not yet. Although the customer service rep assured me she has been shipped. Man I hope it doesn't arrive broken like the last one. The postman was pretty pissed when I refused to sign for it because she was damaged. And fingers crossed this one is more durable. You forget to water them for a few days and the next thing you know you're in the backyard with a shovel. They just don't make them like they used to. |
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| blitz ace | Jan 23 2010, 01:39 AM Post #19 |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| nate | Jan 23 2010, 10:36 AM Post #20 |
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Yeah, I was curious how things would work out with a girl who was compatible with me instead of one I just forced into submission. Turns out: surprisingly independent. It was no good. :lol: |
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| blitz ace | Jan 23 2010, 11:13 AM Post #21 |
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You guys are too much. Well, I hope you never found out about the one night teacake went out drinking and met this guy.... then one thing led to another... blah blah blah (seinfeld lol) and I bet she was a wreck the next morning. Anyways, hope I wasn't the first to tell you. :D |
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| nate | Jan 23 2010, 11:15 AM Post #22 |
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Nah, one of my first tasks to win her hand was to fight every man she's ever spoken to. ;) |
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| Llewelleyn5580 | Jan 23 2010, 11:20 AM Post #23 |
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Oh I'll let that one slide... just don't be surprised if you go from having long hair when you go to bed darling to Pagan having more hair then you :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Llewelleyn5580 | Jan 23 2010, 11:23 AM Post #24 |
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I got the same way when Squid told me you were on the boards again... I was YAY!... now we can gang up on the remaining "manly" men and turn them....but I think TSL is rallying the troops for us on that one. Hey TSL, get your wife on here!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Llewelleyn5580 | Jan 23 2010, 11:26 AM Post #25 |
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If he ordered a mail order bride... she better be pretty and know how to damn well do chores!!!! I don't want no fugly cleaning my house while I crack the whip at her.. :o As for him complaining about me cooking dinner... the only cooking I do is either KD for myself or picking up the phone and ordering a pizza with a side of chicken wings.... :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| nate | Jan 23 2010, 11:31 AM Post #26 |
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Don't glue his hair to the poor girl, that's just weird. :lol: |
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| Llewelleyn5580 | Jan 23 2010, 11:36 AM Post #27 |
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nah she tears enough out to do that herself..., I've got some razors that would like to meet his head :D Since she is finally starting to get some hair (she has a bit on the lower back but the rest is peach fuss right now), she'd have more then him. |
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| blitz ace | Jan 23 2010, 11:36 AM Post #28 |
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Sounds like something from the time of the spartans. "I will fight any man who though they ever loved you, tea. If I succeed, you will take my hand in marriage, but if not, please never forget the man who fought every man who thought they loved you, because that man loved you the most. I pray to be back at your side in a few days." "No, please don't go! I DO love you." "This must be done." *hear a horses hooves gallop, fading away* |
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| squid5580 | Jan 23 2010, 12:31 PM Post #29 |
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And lucky for Nate he didn't have to win those fights :lol: |
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| Weidleface | Jan 23 2010, 12:40 PM Post #30 |
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Been pimpin' since pimpin's been pimpin', pimpin'!
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AWWWWW SNAP!! :shocked: :lol: |
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