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The Board is pretty active again!
Topic Started: Jan 21 2010, 03:39 AM (540 Views)
blitz ace
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You guys are nuts giving away your special place on here. Now you can't come here and complain about how dinner should have been cooked the right way!!!!!

TMP meets..... Marriage Wars....

Oh, this is going to get interesting.

So nate.... tell us about that girl you meet online at eHarmony in Cali....

Hey squid.... did your mail order bride get shipped yet?
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blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 12:42 AM
You guys are nuts giving away your special place on here. Now you can't come here and complain about how dinner should have been cooked the right way!!!!!

TMP meets..... Marriage Wars....

Oh, this is going to get interesting.

So nate.... tell us about that girl you meet online at eHarmony in Cali....

Hey squid.... did your mail order bride get shipped yet?
I see more Russian prostitutes and coke-fueled wii sessions.
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blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 12:42 AM
You guys are nuts giving away your special place on here. Now you can't come here and complain about how dinner should have been cooked the right way!!!!!

TMP meets..... Marriage Wars....

Oh, this is going to get interesting.

So nate.... tell us about that girl you meet online at eHarmony in Cali....

Hey squid.... did your mail order bride get shipped yet?
Not yet. Although the customer service rep assured me she has been shipped. Man I hope it doesn't arrive broken like the last one. The postman was pretty pissed when I refused to sign for it because she was damaged. And fingers crossed this one is more durable. You forget to water them for a few days and the next thing you know you're in the backyard with a shovel. They just don't make them like they used to.
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squid5580
Jan 23 2010, 01:28 AM
blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 12:42 AM
You guys are nuts giving away your special place on here. Now you can't come here and complain about how dinner should have been cooked the right way!!!!!

TMP meets..... Marriage Wars....

Oh, this is going to get interesting.

So nate.... tell us about that girl you meet online at eHarmony in Cali....

Hey squid.... did your mail order bride get shipped yet?
Not yet. Although the customer service rep assured me she has been shipped. Man I hope it doesn't arrive broken like the last one. The postman was pretty pissed when I refused to sign for it because she was damaged. And fingers crossed this one is more durable. You forget to water them for a few days and the next thing you know you're in the backyard with a shovel. They just don't make them like they used to.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 12:42 AM
You guys are nuts giving away your special place on here. Now you can't come here and complain about how dinner should have been cooked the right way!!!!!

TMP meets..... Marriage Wars....

Oh, this is going to get interesting.

So nate.... tell us about that girl you meet online at eHarmony in Cali....

Hey squid.... did your mail order bride get shipped yet?
Yeah, I was curious how things would work out with a girl who was compatible with me instead of one I just forced into submission. Turns out: surprisingly independent. It was no good. :lol:
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You guys are too much. Well, I hope you never found out about the one night teacake went out drinking and met this guy.... then one thing led to another... blah blah blah (seinfeld lol) and I bet she was a wreck the next morning.

Anyways, hope I wasn't the first to tell you. :D
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blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 11:13 AM
You guys are too much. Well, I hope you never found out about the one night teacake went out drinking and met this guy.... then one thing led to another... blah blah blah (seinfeld lol) and I bet she was a wreck the next morning.

Anyways, hope I wasn't the first to tell you. :D
Nah, one of my first tasks to win her hand was to fight every man she's ever spoken to. ;)
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squid5580
Jan 22 2010, 05:40 PM
Llewelleyn5580
Jan 22 2010, 03:48 PM
Oh don't deny it boys... the board is active because you have a smexy female on the board now :D
Hey ya where has Teacake been lately?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dead man postin
Oh I'll let that one slide... just don't be surprised if you go from having long hair when you go to bed darling to Pagan having more hair then you :lol: :lol: :lol:
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teacake
Jan 23 2010, 12:11 AM
Jan 22 2010, 03:48 PM]Oh don't deny it boys... the board is active because you have a Also, I tend to get sucked back in when nate says something like "oh, a wife/female joined the boards." I'm not sure what I expect- probably something like a lifelong kindred-spirited girl-friend, never remembering that it doesn't really work like that! :) :think:
I got the same way when Squid told me you were on the boards again... I was YAY!... now we can gang up on the remaining "manly" men and turn them....but I think TSL is rallying the troops for us on that one.

Hey TSL, get your wife on here!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 12:42 AM
You guys are nuts giving away your special place on here. Now you can't come here and complain about how dinner should have been cooked the right way!!!!!

TMP meets..... Marriage Wars....

Oh, this is going to get interesting.

So nate.... tell us about that girl you meet online at eHarmony in Cali....

Hey squid.... did your mail order bride get shipped yet?
If he ordered a mail order bride... she better be pretty and know how to damn well do chores!!!! I don't want no fugly cleaning my house while I crack the whip at her.. :o

As for him complaining about me cooking dinner... the only cooking I do is either KD for myself or picking up the phone and ordering a pizza with a side of chicken wings.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Llewelleyn5580
Jan 23 2010, 11:20 AM
Oh I'll let that one slide... just don't be surprised if you go from having long hair when you go to bed darling to Pagan having more hair then you :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't glue his hair to the poor girl, that's just weird. :lol:
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nate
Jan 23 2010, 11:31 AM
Llewelleyn5580
Jan 23 2010, 11:20 AM
Oh I'll let that one slide... just don't be surprised if you go from having long hair when you go to bed darling to Pagan having more hair then you :lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't glue his hair to the poor girl, that's just weird. :lol:
nah she tears enough out to do that herself..., I've got some razors that would like to meet his head :D Since she is finally starting to get some hair (she has a bit on the lower back but the rest is peach fuss right now), she'd have more then him.
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nate
Jan 23 2010, 11:15 AM
blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 11:13 AM
You guys are too much. Well, I hope you never found out about the one night teacake went out drinking and met this guy.... then one thing led to another... blah blah blah (seinfeld lol) and I bet she was a wreck the next morning.

Anyways, hope I wasn't the first to tell you. :D
Nah, one of my first tasks to win her hand was to fight every man she's ever spoken to. ;)
Sounds like something from the time of the spartans.

"I will fight any man who though they ever loved you, tea. If I succeed, you will take my hand in marriage, but if not, please never forget the man who fought every man who thought they loved you, because that man loved you the most. I pray to be back at your side in a few days."

"No, please don't go! I DO love you."

"This must be done."

*hear a horses hooves gallop, fading away*
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nate
Jan 23 2010, 11:15 AM
blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 11:13 AM
You guys are too much. Well, I hope you never found out about the one night teacake went out drinking and met this guy.... then one thing led to another... blah blah blah (seinfeld lol) and I bet she was a wreck the next morning.

Anyways, hope I wasn't the first to tell you. :D
Nah, one of my first tasks to win her hand was to fight every man she's ever spoken to. ;)
And lucky for Nate he didn't have to win those fights :lol:
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Been pimpin' since pimpin's been pimpin', pimpin'!
squid5580
Jan 23 2010, 12:31 PM
nate
Jan 23 2010, 11:15 AM
blitz ace
Jan 23 2010, 11:13 AM
You guys are too much. Well, I hope you never found out about the one night teacake went out drinking and met this guy.... then one thing led to another... blah blah blah (seinfeld lol) and I bet she was a wreck the next morning.

Anyways, hope I wasn't the first to tell you. :D
Nah, one of my first tasks to win her hand was to fight every man she's ever spoken to. ;)
And lucky for Nate he didn't have to win those fights :lol:
AWWWWW SNAP!! :shocked: :lol:
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