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I may have an iron stomach
Topic Started: Jan 20 2010, 11:01 AM (160 Views)
TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
But I swear that nothing can make me url faster than Garlic. God bless America that stuff is Gross!

When properly used, garlic can be pleasing.... But in the hands of the wicked....

I almost coughed up my entire dinner last night because I didn't realize I had bought the garlic crescent rolls for the meat pockets. Slim, I was dry heaving for at least 5 minutes.
Edited by TSL, Jan 20 2010, 11:01 AM.
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squid5580
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There is 2 things you can never have to much of....money and garlic.
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
I can think of a myriad of things I would prefer over garlic even if I LIKED garlic. :lol: :lol:
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DarkCloudLives

Vampire?
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
Possibly.. It would probably explain my sleeping habits.
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thinkfreemind
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Garlic is the best! I like to have it in some soup, pasta or pizza. It's yummy stuff.
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squid5580
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I put garlic in everything too. It is one of the staples in my fridge.
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kknd
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I love garlic, I always eat the leftover garlic in the food :P
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
Yall bammas are deranged, yo! :lol:
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blitz ace
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YOU are deranged, YO!

Garlic is tha bomb-diggity!

:lol:
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squid5580
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Oh yeah we eat a root that is good tasting and good for you but we're the deranged ones. Hell even sneakers gets garlic once in a while. Helps her digestion and does wonders for her breath.

Fun fact: Garlic will help ease the pain of a cavity. Just rub a piece over it.
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TSL
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No daylight, I'm too weak to face it!
let me clarify and say this again...

Garlic used PROPERLY and in moderation can add a buttery goodness to many dishes. However, in the hands of evil (read white) people and non chefs, yall go NUTS with it and eff up dishes, yo! :lol:

If I can take one bite and be like, "yep... there's a gang of garlic in this dish!" it was used wrong. It should enhance the meal, not overpower it.
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squid5580
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What is this used to enhance? It should be the meal!!! Just a big ole bowl of cloves with a bit of parsley for garnish. Mmmmmm.

All these people ruining perfectly good garlic by adding other food to it. I swear.
Edited by squid5580, Jan 21 2010, 01:02 PM.
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blitz ace
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i guess it would be racist to say..... GARLIC POWER!!!!!!!
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Ocyd
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:lol: meatpocket
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