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Topic Started: Mar 29 2012, 02:48 PM (3,185 Views)
Zaku II
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The Zeons are coming!
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Hot Rod
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The hell with you
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:tflaugh
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Haggis
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Later bitches.
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I was looking at my finger going :pokerface

NEIFHUN

WHAT R U DOIN

NEIFHUN

STAHP

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NLTAG
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No Less Than A... well you know.
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Pussy.
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DarkNarcoleptic
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Loserville Grammar Teacher
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Well, now I need to go to the hospital.
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NLTAG
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yeah, but you're a real man, not like Haggis.

High Four?!
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Hot Rod
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The hell with you
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:tflaugh
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Zaku II
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The Zeons are coming!
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Zaku II
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REDNECK ENGINEERING EXAM

1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10-pound possum.

2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 66 Ford Fairlane, 69 Chevrolet Chevelle, 64 Pontiac GTO.

3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of moonshine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?

4. A woodcutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many
Budweisers will it take to cut the trees?

5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?

6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?

7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?

8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic on secondary roads, what are the chances that it will strike a
vehicle that has a muffler?

9. A coalmine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at then beginning of 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be
smoked during the shift?

10. At a reduction in gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town that has been bypassed by the interstate to breed a country-western singer?
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DarkNarcoleptic
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That reminds me, I need to find some more black market R-12 for the muffin bus.

And put mufflers on it.
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Tripredacus
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Now I know where Zaku went to.
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NLTAG
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No Less Than A... well you know.
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:whoa a Tripedicus sighting.
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AutobotMaximal
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I'm over my data limit!
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OMG! Public chat!!!!!
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CHL
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Pubic chat? Gross.
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AutobotMaximal
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I'm over my data limit!
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CHL
Feb 25 2013, 03:13 PM
Pubic chat? Gross.
This conversation has really gone down the drain.
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Silent Mike
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So sexy
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NLTAG
Feb 25 2013, 03:08 PM
:whoa a Tripedicus sighting.
:wat
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Tripredacus
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NLTAG
Feb 25 2013, 03:08 PM
:whoa a Tripedicus sighting.
Yes sorry. The original Tfans is pretty boring lately.
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CHL
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Lately? Hasn't it been a ghost town for years now?
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Tripredacus
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CHL
Feb 25 2013, 03:46 PM
Lately? Hasn't it been a ghost town for years now?
Yes, probably. I actually forgot about this place until I found the wiki.
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Okay, what search term led you to our wiki. Was it Biehn-Paxton Corollary?
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