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| The Goblin King Addresses Gabriel Black | |
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| Tyranee | Feb 19 2010, 09:03 AM Post #1 |
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*We cut backstage for another exciting TAWA promo segment and the camera fades in to what looks to be an empty locker room. However, noises can be heard below the camera.* ???: RAWR RAWR RAWR! LOOK DOWN HERE DUMBASS MWAHAHAHAHA! *The camera is suddenly yanked down into the face of the little Runt, Gremlin who stares through the lens with beady little bloodshot eyes into the hearts and souls of the viewers at home. All of a suddenly the camera turns around and...Gobby The Gremlin King is actually holding it!* Gobby: Teehehe, didn't expect that one did you? As you all certainly remember from last weeks segment, my name is Gobby and that little monster that just stared into all your feeble minds in Gremlin. Last week we saw that he had a taste for human flesh. How will that play in to this week? I'll never tell. Goblins never reveal their tricks, after all. *The Goblin King lets out a boisterous maniacal laugh before suddenly becoming serious faced...* Gobby: I have a match this week with a man they call The Divinity. Now why, I ask, does the divinity use so many dark moves if he's so divine? Isn't divinity supposed to be light? No matter, you have only proved further that the only true divinity in this company is the King of Goblins. Oh, we're gonna have fun tonight, Black. This will be but a taste of the true power of goblin magic. In fact, I guarantee you Gremlin here will be tasting even more than just magic even he can't even begin to fathom. *The angle of the shot suddenly goes down into kindof a worm's eye view as Gremlin is given the camera. A bit of growling can be heard behind it and it sways to the right and left a bit, but eventually it gets steady. Gobby stands in front of the camera, suddenly pulling out what seems like a scroll and some small spectacles he puts on.* Gobby: *Ahem* A goblin lyric: Tonight is a night of confusion Black or white or just an illusion? You see, you haven't a doubt Until the lights are out. When the lights are on At the break of dawn To the end of this nameless show You'll never expect Such a hex, such a hex Oh, if you could only know. You see, you haven't a doubt Until the lights are out. What is that, dearest, a bump in the night? I thought you were Divinity, why such a fright? On your lifeless corpse so neat Do Gremlins feed and munch and eat Are you afraid of the dark? Oh what a silly way to leave your mark. You see you haven't a doubt Until...you know...hehehe... *Suddenly the camera drops to the ground and the lights go out. The sounds of growling and footsteps can be heard leaving the room before suddenly the lights flicker and flash and turn back on, the viewers jumping at the sight of Gremlin's gnashing teeth in front of the camera!* Gremlin: RAWR! *The scene goes to static as we fade out...* Edited by Tyranee, Feb 19 2010, 09:05 AM.
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