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| Romance Questionair!; A place to ask your charries about possible pairings for them! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 1 2010, 12:16 AM (2,481 Views) | |
| Smileyone1 | Nov 1 2010, 12:16 AM Post #1 |
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Two talk show hosts appeared on stage, both male and frumpy, as well as having large, ourtrageously groomed mustaches. The one on the left's mustache was like a cowboy's, while the one on the right's was black and curly like an evil villain's. The left host was light skinned and had a hyper personality, while the one on the right had light brown skin and a seemingly evil aura. The one on the left exclaimed cheerily, "Hello there, and welcome to "Romance Questionair! I'm Bob Bobington!" "Where you can ask questions, if you dare! I'm Arashi!" said the one on the right. "This is the show where we interview certain people about their possible love pairings in written work! Last week we had an interesting discussion with Zack Fair! Wasn't that interesting, Bob?!" "Sure was, Arashi! These interviews are taken one at a time and, of course, are completely confidential with the possible love interests we're interviewing them about! For example, Cloud wasn't informed of what Zack Fair said about him!" Arashi and Bob exchanged an evil look that clearly said Cloud was indeed informed, but they continued regardless. "Today we have some interesting guests," Bob said, laughing haughtily behind a fan he had inexplicably aquired. "Arashi, why don't you introduce our first guest?" |
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"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open." ~Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore/ J. K. Rowling, GoF | |
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| Mukai-sama | Nov 1 2010, 12:42 AM Post #2 |
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"Right! First up, we have-" "WAIT A MINUTE!"A voice interrupted. The spotlight shifted over to Kumara who looked like he was obviously there against his will."Why the hell are we being forced to do this?!" "No one's forcing you. You're the ones who willingly signed the contracts."Arashi said. "But-" "YOU SIGNED THE CONTRACTS, SO YOU'RE DOING THIS!"Arashi yelled, expression going fierce as a flaming background appeared behind him. "OKAY, OKAY, GEEZE!"Kumara said, flinching. The flaming background disappeared, and Arashi sighed."Feh...If you were going to whine about it, you shouldn't have signed the contracts..."He said. "You do know you're not fooling anyone with those disguises, right...?"Shigen said, appearing out of nowhere. Three second silence. "Shi-Shiiiiiiii, why'd you have to ruin iiiiiiiit?! I was fooling the idiot, and I wanted to lead him along for a while longeeeeeerrr!"Mukai wailed, her disguise disappearing with a poof, revealing she was dressed in a slightly oversized shirt (the sleeves went past her hands) and black capris. Her hair was cut short and had a ribbon tied in it. "'Who are you calling an idiot?!"Kumara yelled. "You, obviously."Mukai said."Anyway, moving on..."She cleared her throat."So, today, our first guest will be Kuma-chan!"She said, in a perfect 'cute bubbly school girl' voice."The questions we will be asking you have to be answered honestly, or you'll get a big zap from our special chair!"She said, extending her arm out to the chair in question. Everyone present sweatdropped. "So, Kuma-chan, take your seat, and let's begin!"Mukai said. "Bu-" The cutesy flowery background disappeared, being replaced with a sinister one. Kumara flinched."R-Right!"He said as he sat down, not wanting to suffer Mukai's wrath. |
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| Smileyone1 | Nov 1 2010, 12:52 AM Post #3 |
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"As this is Romance Questionair, we will be asking romance related questions!" Bob said. "Uh... Smiley..." Mukai said slowly. "You do know that we're found out?" Smiley shrugged, grinning under her mustache. "I like wearing 'the stache' cuz then I feel sophisticated!" Three second silence... "Here's the first pairing feature!" Mukai said, waving her hand dramatically as a huge screen lowered down. Multiple faces blurred together as a computer shuffled through them before stopping on Shigen's face. Kumara paled. "Alright! We'll first question you about your reactions and whatnot to the Shigen pairing!" Smiley said, grinning under her 'stache' at Kumara. Meanwhile, behind the stage there was a private room where all the other characters were sitting and watching the show on a large screen T.V.. Everyone turned towards Shigen as the pairing was revealead, and he was simply shaking his head at the absurdity of it all. Edited by Smileyone1, Nov 1 2010, 01:22 AM.
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| Mukai-sama | Nov 1 2010, 01:27 AM Post #4 |
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"Before we begin asking the audience for their questions regarding this popular pairing, is there anything you'd like to add, Kuma-chan?" "I don't get why the hell everyone has to assume me and Shigen are together!"Kumara grumbled. "But you're friends, ne?"Mukai asked. "Yeah..."Kumara said, being cautious with what he was saying. "And you like him, ne?" "That depends on what your twisted definition of the word 'like' is."Kumara deadpanned. "You're no fun at all, Kuma-chan."Mukai said, folding her arms inside her sleeves."Okay, so, you like him, but not the "LIKE" like, right?" "Yeah."Kumara said."We've been friends for a long time." "And am I right in assuming that you are bi?" Kumara flushed red.".....right..."He mumbled. Mukai squealed, grabbing one of the cameras and pulling it close to her."Did you hear that everyone?! He admitted it!" "WHAT?! YOU MEAN THE OTHERS ARE HEARING AND SEEING THIS?!"Kumara said. "Hai!" Kumara paled, and looked around, half expecting to see Zac and Az fly out at him. "Don't worry, they're not gonna jump you."Mukai said."All right, now let's continue with the show! Who has a question to ask the idiot?" "Hey!"Kumara growled. |
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| Smileyone1 | Nov 1 2010, 01:34 AM Post #5 |
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Someone in the audience raised their hand. "I have a question!" Smiley looked over at the volunteer and pointed, her extravagant fake mustache bouncing at the movement. "Yes, you! With the question!" The girl slowly stood up and was handed a microphone by Nani, who was the designated microphone person, or the person who handed it to those who were asking questions in the audience. Kumara looked apprehensive at the girl, wondering what question she would ask. "Go ahead, brave soul!" Smiley said, grinning as she winked at Mukai, who was wearing an equally broad grin. "If... if you hadn't met Shigen before and randomly saw him in the street, what would you think as the most attractrive thing about him?" |
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"Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open." ~Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore/ J. K. Rowling, GoF | |
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| Mukai-sama | Nov 1 2010, 01:48 AM Post #6 |
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"Do I have to answer this...?"Kumara asked. "Yeah. It's either you answer this, or a question I ask you that will involve the non-canon threads where you're paired with Shigen."Mukai said. "Tch..."Kumara huffed, before falling silent and mumbling something. "Eh? I didn't quite catch that...speak up!"Mukai said. Kumara blushed red."His...eyes..."He mumbled loud enough for Mukai to hear. "Awwww! Kawaii~!"Mukai said, twirling around."For those of you who didn't quite hear, Kumara said 'His eyes'!" There were some 'Awww's' in the audience, making Kumara flush red in embarrassment and shuffle a bit in the chair. "Right? It's adorable! And I'll have to agree with you there, Kuma-chan! Shi-Shi's eyes are very attractive!"Mukai said with a grin."Hai, so, who will ask the next question?" |
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| Smileyone1 | Nov 1 2010, 01:55 AM Post #7 |
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Another person raised their hand and Mukai called on them. The person rose and it was revealed as Smiley with only a different hat and tie on. "What?! Oh, come on!" Kumara protested. "It's the same person as Smiley!" Mukai's eyes were shifty as she said, "Kuma-chan, you're getting delirious! That's just a random audience member bent on asking you questions!" "THAT IS SMILEY, DAMMIT, AND SHE IS GONNA ASK ME EMBARRASSING THINGS!" "Smiley looks totally different than that person," Mukai argued. Kumara threw his hands in the air out of frustration. "First of all, all that's different is that she's wearing a new hat and tie! Second of all, there's only a dummy in her chair!" There was indeed a dummy in her chair. "Audience member, ask the question!" Mukai said, effectively changing the subject. Smiley, or the "random audience member", grinned as she asked, "If you could do any one thing with Shiwi, like a date... or something else... then what would it be?!" |
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| Mukai-sama | Nov 1 2010, 02:19 AM Post #8 |
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"I'm not answering tha-OW!"Kumara yelped when the chair shocked him. "You have to answer it, otherwise, I'll zap you again!" "Bu-OWW!"Kumara yelped again when the chair gave him a continuous shock. "Biri-biri makes you scream-y..."Mukai randomly sang, as she held down the button that delivered the shock."Pachi makes you say ouchie!" "OKAY, I'LL ANSWER IT!"Kumara yelled."It would be a date!" "Boo, is that all?"Mukai said, with a frown."That's no fun, I figured you'd answer-" "Shut up!"Kumara growled, looking embarrassed. "A-Ano...Then were would you take him on a date?"A girl from the audience asked. "To an arcade or something. Shigen likes shooter and brawl genre games."Kumara answered. ooc: Biri-biri is the sound of being electrocuted, while pachi is the sound of a small zap, like from static electricity |
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| Smileyone1 | Nov 1 2010, 02:27 AM Post #9 |
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Smiley appeared back in her chair, grinning. "Well, I think that's enough blackmail! I mean, information!" she said cheerily. "Let's move on to another topic, shall we?!" The screen flickered between multiple pictures, and those who were in the back room were watching intently. "Ha ha, that was some great stuff, huh, Shiwi?" Sorella asked, nudging him with her elbow. He glared at her. "No... Kumara and I are just friends, and I don't think this is very amusing..." Sorella laughed, "I find it really amusing!" There was a burst of sudden laughter by everyone and Sorella turned towards the television to see who would be the next object of harrassment against Kumara. "WHAT?!" she gasped, seeing her own face. "NOW it's amusing..." Shigen said, smirking slightly as he watched Sorella and Kumara pale, not wanting any part of the show. "Excellent!" Mukai said, smirking. "Now we can ask you some questions regarding Ella-chan!" |
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| Mukai-sama | Nov 1 2010, 02:41 AM Post #10 |
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A hand went up in the back row of the audience. "Hai! What's your question?" A young boy stood up, looking nervous."Kumara, you mentioned that you don't like fighting women, right?" "Right."Kumara said."But I know where you're going with this. Sorella's cute and all, but she doesn't act girly enough for me to feel guilty about fighting her." "W-Well, yes, but what if she was?" "Well, if she did start acting like a girl, I'd first have to question what the hell happened to her."Kumara said. "Notice how this particular subject seems easier for him to talk about."Mukai said into the camera. "I mean, what I'm saying is, that she's cuter when she acts like her normal self instead of being all girly and polite and stuff." "So, you mean, you like her better as a tomboy than a proper lady?"The boy asked. "Yeah. She's more fun that way."Kumara said. "Awwwwww!!"Mukai squealed, hugging Kumara."Kawaii desu! Kuma-chan, you can be adorable when you want to be!" |
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