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The SM Annual Kickass Award 2010; A Ultimate Fictional Character Battle
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Another year, another contest, boys and girls!

Welcome to the Scorched Minds Annual Kickass Award (SMAKA) rules and nomination topic. For those of you unfamiliar with this, SMAKA is all about figuring out who are our members' favorite fictional characters as a whole and pitting them in intense single-elimination polls to prove who is the forum's favorite. Characters can be from any medium, including movies, books, television, video games, comics, etc.

Previous SMAKA winners:
2006: Black Mage (8-Bit Theatre)
2007: Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney)
2008 & 2009: lol didn't happen (due to lack of members =/)

Don't recognize who the above are? Doesn't matter! It's a new forum with a unique member roster from previous years. Times have changed and so have we, so let's see what we think nowadays!

This year, we will have 32 slots for characters. The following are the rules to nominate a character:
*The character MUST be fictional. No real people, animals, or objects may be nominated. However, performers that clearly have some sort of fictional persona separate from their real personality can be argued and are allowed.
*Each character should have a separate nomination. Special exceptions MAY be made for characters that practically operate as a single unit, but members should be wary of this.
*Characters are not limited to any particular medium, aside from the fictional realm as a whole. You can even post characters from stuff you or someone you know made up, assuming you think enough people here have heard of them.
*Figures that are considered real in certain belief systems are not recommended for nomination, but certain portrayals of them in fictional worlds are completely acceptable. Please understand the difference between Jesus from the Bible and Jesus from South Park.
*If you ever feel someone is being disrespectful, PM the contest mod (who happens to be me right now).
*You may nominate as many characters as you want. Just make sure to fill out a separate nomination for each one!
*Previous SMAKA winners can be nominated and will NOT be included unless they are nominated and voted for just like any other character.
*Nominations have the following format:
Name:
From:
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Reason(s):
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Name - The character's name. Duh.
From - What's the name of the show, movie, book, game, etc. that they're from?
Medium - Are they from TVland? Movieland? Comicland? Etc.
Reasons - You have a reason for liking this character. Make a few coherent sentences explaining why. Also, MAKE SURE TO USE THE APPROPRIATE SPOILER TAGS WHEN APPROPRIATE.
Site - Wikipedia will be used as the official reference for these characters. If there is already enough info on wikipedia for others to get an idea of what the character is about, leave this blank. If you feel there is not enough information, post a link to a site with more info. Make sure this site is objective and accurate. Keep in mind these sites will usually contain spoilers. Avoid them if necessary.
Picture: We attempt to make banners for each poll. This means knowing what these characters look like. A picture helps a lot in this department. Don't be discouraged if your character doesn't seem to be drawn anywhere. But please try to find at least some unofficial semi-accurate looking fanart, if you can't find anything official.

The rest of the nomination process:
*The second post of this topic will hold a queue ordering the nominated characters.
*If you see a nominated character you definitely want to see in the contest, post a vote for that character (it's assumed you vote for a character you nominate). Vote for a character by typing "Vote: [character name here]" on a separate line of any post you make.
*Do not vote AGAINST a character. Demonstrate you don't agree with a nomination by not voting for it at all.
*The top 32 characters will be chosen when the contest is ready to begin. A deadline will be given once we have at least 32 nominations AND nominations and voting start to come to a crawl.
*Any of the nominations may be discussed in order to encourage OR discourage votes. All discussion must be kept respectful.
*Once you vote, you may not unvote. Sorry, but it's just to make my life easier.
*You may only vote once per character, but may vote for as many characters as you want.

Nominations and voting begin immediately.
Edited by Game & Watch Forever, Jun 9 2010, 04:10:50 PM.
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Six Votes:
11. Black Hat Guy (xkcd) [Alf, Jimmy, Kat, Moshi, Baine, LoS]

Five Votes:

Four Votes:
6. Miles "Tails" Prower (Sonic the Hedgehog) [Gal, Baine, Alf, Jimmy]
7. Auron (Final Fantasy X) [Gal, Kat, Alf, Jimmy]
5. L (Death Note) [Gal, Alf, Jimmy, Moshi]
12. Raiden (Metal Gear Solid 2) [Gal, Jimmy, Moshi, Alf]
23. Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid) [Gal, Alf, Jimmy, LoS]

Three Votes:
4. GLaDOS (Portal) [Gal, Alf, Moshi]
3. Zeus (Greek mythology) [LoS, Jimmy, Moshi]
9. Amaterasu (Okami) [Kat, Moshi, Alf]
14. Super Cow (Cow and Chicken) [LoS, Alf, Moshi]
17. Grayson Hunt (Bulletstorm) [Ari, LoS, Alf]
22. Godot (Ace Attorney 3) [Gal, Alf, Jimmy]
21. Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop) [Gal, pxlated, LoS]
19. Ryoko Hakubi (Tenchi Muyo!) [Gal, Jimmy, Kat]
28. Severus Snape (Harry Potter) [Gal, Alf, LoS]
30. Psycho Mantis (Metal Gear Solid) [Gal, Alf, LoS]
32. Bowser (Mario Bros.) [Gal, Alf, LoS]

Two Votes:
2. Augusts Cole (Gears of War) [Jimmy, Gal]
8. Lin (Advance Wars: Days of Ruin) [Gal, Jimmy]
10. Ross (Fire Emblem 8) [Jimmy, Baine]
1. Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog) [Alf, Moshi]
15. Barbequor(Dexter's Laboratory) [LoS, Ari]
16. Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead' Unter (Dawn of War) [Moshi, LoS]
25. Hector (Fire Emblem 7) [Alf, Jimmy]
24. Deadpool (Marvel Comics) [Alf, Kat]
26. Fascinus (Roman Mythology) [LoS, Alf]
27. Grizzly Shark (Sea Bear & Grizzly Shark) [Alf, Gal]
31. Luigi Mario (Mario Bros.) [Gal, Alf]
29. Roger Smith (Big O) [Gal, LoS]

Nominated:
13. Jade Curtiss (Tales of the Abyss) [Kat]
18. Albert Wesker (Resident Evil) [Ari]
20. Washu Hakubi (Tenchi Muyo!) [Gal]
33. The Transporter (Transporter) [LoS]
Edited by Game & Watch Forever, Nov 12 2010, 09:59:12 AM.
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I'm going to go ahead and get this thing started, yo.

Name: Dr. Horrible
From: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Medium(s): Movie
Reason(s): How many other sympathetic supervillains can you name with their own video blog on the interwebs? He's easy to relate to and at the end of the day, preferable to his archenemy, Captain Hammer. Sure, he aspires to do great evil, but only in the name of fixing the injustices of the world. And he's actually a smart guy with a good voice. >_> Not to mention he's played by Neil Patrick Harris who is fucking badass. The movie itself is a must-see.
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Edited by Game & Watch Forever, Jun 8 2010, 12:24:34 PM.
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Name: Augustus Cole
From: Gears of War
Medium(s): Video Games
Reason(s): Because he's the Cole Train. In Gears of War, he's always harassing Baird for one reason or another, and their interaction is ridiculously funny. He's generally the fan favorite of the squad.
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Name: Zeus
From: Greek mythology
Medium(s): ancient books
Reason(s): Zeus became King of the gods by killing his father and defeating the Titans. He would go on to be reckless womanizer.

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Vote: The Cole Train! (aka Augustus Cole)

All right. Gonna be lazy here and just transfer some nominations from Middle-Aged SM. XD

Nomination 1: GLaDOS


Nomination 2: L


Nomination 3: Miles "Tails" Prower


Nomination 4: Auron


Nomination 5: Lin
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I kind of have to second tails.
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I second Auron.
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Try to make sure to put it as "Vote: XXX" when you second someone.

Trick is to make it stand out for me or anyone updating it. I counted it, of course, since it was easy to notice this time around. XD

Vote: Tails, Auron, GLaDOS, L

Also, I forgot to mention! Previous winners are allowed as entrants since I'm convinced they wouldn't necessarily provide the best match as against this year's winner. I'll update this in the rules.
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Name: Amaterasu
From: Okami
Medium(s): Video game
Reason(s): Generally being a badass. A goddess in wolven shape out to liberate Nippon from the evil clutches of Orochi - and then Orochi's big bad boss type deal, Yami - Amaterasu has a collection of thirteen brush techniques that can do everything from acting as a simple sword slash, to making the sun rise and the moon come out, among several other awesome abilities. The fact that she looks particularly resplendent when she regains her full powers during the final battle is an immense plus.
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Vote: Zeus, Lin, Tails, L, Auron

Name: Ross
From: Fire Emblem 8: The Sacred Stones
Medium: Video Games
Reason: Ross is a 'trainee' unit in Fire Emblem 8, which essentially means that he gets an extra 10 levels of stat growth. Thanks to getting two promotion bonuses and those extra 10 levels, Ross consistently turns out very tough. You also get him very early on (chapter 2) so he isn't a hassle to level up at all. I'd say he's easily one of the best FE8 characters.
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Vote: Ross

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Name: Black Hat Guy
From: xkcd
Medium: Webcomic
Reason: He's one of the few recurring character in an awesome web series. I'll let these strips and the image speak for themselves:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/words_that_end_in_gry.png
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Vote: Black Hat Guy
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Omfg. Definite Vote: Black Hat Guy. He's such an ass but that's why we love him!
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New Nomination: Solid Snake
Edited by Stuff Gal, Jun 15 2010, 06:46:22 PM.
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Name: Jade Curtiss
From: Tales of the Abyss
Medium(s): Video game/anime.
Reason(s): Your requisite snarky bastage, Colonel Jade Curtiss of the Malkuth Imperial Forces is a brilliant scientist who created the very technology (fomicry) that is the main driving force of the game's plot.. a discovery he made when he was just a child. More than that, he's an extremely powerful magic user (fonic artes user, in this game) and can eventually harness the power of Meteor Storm - pretty much the ultimate technique for magic users in these games, I believe.
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Vote: Raiden
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Vote: L , Black Hat Guy, GLaDOS, Zeus, Dr. Horrible, Amaterasu, Raiden
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Vote: Raiden, Amaterasu

I'll edit the standings later. Keep nominating, goddammit!
Edited by Game & Watch Forever, Jun 20 2010, 11:06:52 PM.
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Name: Super Cow
From: Cow & Chicken
Medium: TV
Reason: Super Cow saves the day and beats up the Red Guy.

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Vote: Super Cow ^_^
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Name: Barbequor
From: Dexter's Laboratory
Medium: Television
Reason: His most cosmic colossalness, BARBEQUOR, Eater of Worlds has an insatiable appetite for all things. Together with his planet-sized shish-ka-bob and flaming spatula, Barbequor will devour you!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1uz1o_dial-m-for-monkey-barbequor_creation

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I watched both of those shows nearly every day and I don't remember either of those characters. >_>
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Barbequor was too awesome for more than just one episode of Dexter's Lab.
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I nominate Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead 'Unter


Vote: Super cow
Edited by Moshi, Jun 22 2010, 11:14:47 PM.
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Vote: Black Hat Guy

I know with four he's pretty solid, but if you choose to seed based on these votes, he needs one more.
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Yes, I think seeds will be highly influenced by ranking in this topic. So definitely don't hold back.
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Vote: Black Hat Guy



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Name: Grayson Hunt
From: Bulletstorm
Medium: Video Games
Reason: Grayson Hunt is a drunken space pirate and the main character in Bulletstorm. While the game hasn't been officially released, the trailer alone screams 'amazing character'. He's snarky and full of awesome one-liners.
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Ohh! Barbequor was part of Dial M for Monkey, not Dexter's Lab. I remember him!

Vote: Barbequor XD
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Name: Albert Wesker
From: Resident Evil
Medium: Video Games
Reason: Wesker is the recurring villain in the Resident Evil series. He's cool and collected, except when Chris Redfield is involved (because he's too busy yelling, "CHRISSSSSSSS" and being pissed off that Chris just foiled his plans). He's been killed several times through the series, but he's injected himself with so many viruses that he just won't die.
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New batch of nominations over here!

Newcomer: Ryoko Hakubi


Newcomer: Washu Hakubi


Newcomer: Spike Spiegel


Newcomer: Godot


Newcomer: Solid Snake


I did this post at school, and the connection is so shitty that I can't do pictures right now. XD I will do them when I get home.

EDIT: Pictures up! A lot of them are gigantic! ^_^
Edited by Stuff Gal, Jul 1 2010, 07:28:36 PM.
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I updated this earlier today and now I can't find the post I made saying I updated it.

Daphne stole the Godot nomination I was totally going to make! >: O Objection!

Vote: Grayson Hunt (for real this time), Solid Snake, Godot
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Name: Deadpool
From: Marvel Comics (several)
Medium: Comics
Reason: While probably oversaturated at the moment, there's no doubt that Deadpool (aka the Merc-with-a-Mouth, the Crimson Comedian, and the Regenerating Degenerate) is an awesome character. He's a weapons expert, capable of handling blades, guns, and explosive with great skill. He's also quite insane (which makes him hilarious), but even in his insanity, there's a cunning bastard capable of surprising his enemies with great feats.
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Name: Hector
From: Fire Emblem 7
Medium: Video Games
Reason: As one of the three lord's of FE7, Hector's just a badass and is my personal favorite among them. Assuming you use him, I don't think it's possible for him to NOT be one of your best units. Great attack and defense and he doesn't miss every other attack like your average axe user. -_- And while he's a bit of a brute, he's still more interesting than other characters. . . such as Eliwood. Also, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN BRAWL! >:O
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Edited by Game & Watch Forever, Jul 1 2010, 06:49:16 PM.
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Just thought I'd say how nice Deadpool was in the vegetarians picture. After all, he put nice little bibs on them so that their clothing wouldn't get messy ^_^
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Vote: Ryoko, Godot, Solid Snake, Hector
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Vote: Solid Snake
Vote: Spike Spiegel




Name: Fascinus
From: Early, Ancient, Roman Mythology
Medium: Ruined sculpture, coins, and stuff
Reason: There are many reasons to like a divine penis. Some say Fascinus was the first god among the people that would one day found the city of Rome.
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Vote: Ryoko, Deadpool
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A graphic representation of the power of the fascinus to ward off the evil eye is found on a Roman mosaic that depicts a phallus ejaculating into a disembodied eye


I know of a pretty major evil, disembodied eye that many people wanted to ward off. . .

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Edited by Game & Watch Forever, Jul 29 2010, 11:33:55 AM.
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Name: Grizzly Shark
From: Sea Bear and Grizzly Shark
Medium: Comic
Reason: It's a freakin' shark that lives in the woods and swims through trees as if it was water. And he mercilessly eats people, causing hilarity to ensue! While I think Sea Bear's story took itself a little too seriously, Grizzly Shark's tale is just amazing and over-the-top. If you can enjoy gory, immature humor, you'll probably laugh out loud at this piece of work. I highly recommend this comic. Sea Bear is worth reading first, since the story isn't bad, but definitely read Grizzly Shark to end on a high note. Or just read GS if you're only going to read one. And since I know you losers won't rush out to your LCS and buy a copy (like you should!). . .

http://rs482.rapidshare.com/files/403492590/Sea_Bear___Grizzly_Shark_01__2010_.cbr

You'll need CDisplay to view it, which you can get here: http://www.toggle.com/lv/group/view/kl39723/CDisplay.htm

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Here's the cover:
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And here's a page from the beginning of Grizzly Shark. It's not even close to any of the really funny moments, but I'd hate to spoil any of them:
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Vote: Grizzly Shark

Time for a new batch!

Newcomer: Severus Snape


Newcomer: Roger Smith


Newcomer: Psycho Mantis


Newcomer: Luigi Mario


Newcomer: Bowser
"All right, bring out the Auto-Romeo Maker."

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Vote: Snape, Psycho Mantis, Luigi, Bowser
"Even the surgeon general will clearly tell you how hazardous it is to your health to have an anus up your rectum. Are you a homosexual?"
- Sister Elizabeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2swEcsZTxPc)

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Vote: Severus Snape, Roger Smith, Psycho Mantis, Bowser.

Name: The Transporter (aka Frank Martin aka Jason Statham)
From: The Transporter movies
Medium: Movie
Reason: If you need a refresher on how this character is a bad-ass, check here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Transporter#Plot

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Hai gaiz! We have 29 characters with at least two votes. We should so try to finish this! :D :D :D
"Even the surgeon general will clearly tell you how hazardous it is to your health to have an anus up your rectum. Are you a homosexual?"
- Sister Elizabeth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2swEcsZTxPc)

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Then you clearly want the forum dead. >_> Either part of the problem or part of the solution and all that shit.
"Even the surgeon general will clearly tell you how hazardous it is to your health to have an anus up your rectum. Are you a homosexual?"
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