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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?; Warning: Potential Insults Inside
Topic Started: Jun 29 2010, 01:34 PM (65 Views)
Slash
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This is my new section; it's like Colbert's "The Word" but is actually basically just Peter Griffin's "Grinds My Gears". I shall update it once a day; you can post if you want. And please...don't be offended by any of this.



Obese women in spandex. How dare they insult our eyes and attempt to flatter themselves by wearing that tight shit? That is just plain wrong. I mean, where do they get the belief that they are better looking than the near-model that walks beside them, yet want to flaunt their "stuff"? Horse shit I say. And it's even worse when they talk about how beautiful and hot they are, when honestly, it's like watching the backside of a hippo; that's what really grinds my gears.
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Wil
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If this had a like button, I would click it repeatedly, making sure the last click wasn't an "unlike". Wait. Damnit, Facebook fails. Shouldn't that be"un-like"?
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Thor
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one time, when i was young
there was a fat woman on a water slide
she took too long to get off the water slide
the life guard failed to notice this
he sent me down
i got a face full of fat
this was not pleasant
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