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| Slimjim60k | Dec 17 2009, 07:48 PM Post #71 |
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Wish Granted, but when you win a war the other nations will keep attacking you till you lose. I wish I had a nuculer warhead |
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| Osbone | Dec 18 2009, 08:22 AM Post #72 |
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Granted, it goes off in the middle of your nation and renders it uninhabitable. :shitstorm: I wish i was a spy. :kgbagent: |
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| Zaneth | Dec 18 2009, 03:56 PM Post #73 |
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Granted, but the CIA finds you and assassinates you :gunner: I wish I knew how to fly a Su-49 Berkut! (and that I had such a plane.) |
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| Slimjim60k | Dec 18 2009, 08:17 PM Post #74 |
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Wish Granted, but you take off and crash to the ground. I wish i had a space shuttle. |
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| darkslord123 | Dec 18 2009, 08:35 PM Post #75 |
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granted but, once you get into you forget to put on a space suit and explode i wish i got my gloves that i ordered from hot topic by tommorow |
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| Zaneth | Dec 19 2009, 05:30 PM Post #76 |
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Granted, but they're all torn up and ruined. I wish for super-strength! |
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| Osbone | Dec 19 2009, 07:54 PM Post #77 |
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Granted, but the steroids you took shrunk your balls. I wish i could play a guitar. :b&b: |
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| Zaneth | Dec 19 2009, 07:57 PM Post #78 |
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Granted, you can play, but then you lose your hearing and cant hear what your playing. I wish I wasn't being chased by an angry mob! :mob: |
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| Osbone | Dec 20 2009, 11:30 AM Post #79 |
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Granted, your being chased by flying sharks. I wish i could turn invisible and back at will. :stargate: |
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| Zaneth | Dec 20 2009, 03:19 PM Post #80 |
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Not them sharks again, lol. (inside joke) Granted, but your enemies can see heat signatures. :ballkick: I wish I had more cheesey poofs! |
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