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Corrupt a Wish; SPAM! Section 1
Topic Started: Jul 2 2009, 09:11 PM (1,918 Views)
Slimjim60k
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Wish Granted, but when you win a war the other nations will keep attacking you till you lose.

I wish I had a nuculer warhead
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Osbone
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Granted, it goes off in the middle of your nation and renders it uninhabitable. :shitstorm:





I wish i was a spy. :kgbagent:
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Zaneth
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Granted, but the CIA finds you and assassinates you :gunner:

I wish I knew how to fly a Su-49 Berkut! (and that I had such a plane.)
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Slimjim60k
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Wish Granted, but you take off and crash to the ground.

I wish i had a space shuttle.
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darkslord123
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granted but, once you get into you forget to put on a space suit and explode

i wish i got my gloves that i ordered from hot topic by tommorow
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Zaneth
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Granted, but they're all torn up and ruined.

I wish for super-strength!
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Osbone
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Granted, but the steroids you took shrunk your balls.


I wish i could play a guitar. :b&b:
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Zaneth
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Granted, you can play, but then you lose your hearing and cant hear what your playing.

I wish I wasn't being chased by an angry mob! :mob:
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Osbone
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Granted, your being chased by flying sharks.

I wish i could turn invisible and back at will. :stargate:
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Zaneth
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Not them sharks again, lol. (inside joke)

Granted, but your enemies can see heat signatures. :ballkick:

I wish I had more cheesey poofs!
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