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Corrupt a Wish; SPAM! Section 1
Topic Started: Jul 2 2009, 09:11 PM (1,920 Views)
AllenKalashnikov
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Granted but now you cant have sex without shooking anyone to death.

I wish I lived in the USSR as a Commander
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RobertFitzy
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Granted, its during WW2

I wish I a Single Action Army
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Zaneth
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Granted, you now have a single action army...from Somalia...with no english. :huh:
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RobertFitzy
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your wish for nothing is granted you no longer exist

I wish I could have any meal I wanted anytime.
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Osbone
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Granted, but its all spoiled.

I wish i could use the force. :Sw

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The_Many
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Granted, But someone who can use the force better (Ie Jedi Sith whatevah) Drops by and not only makes your power seems piddly but kills you. :P

I Wish I could sing better.
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RobertFitzy
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granted, you become Micheal Jackson

I wish I could cook better
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darkslord123
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granted but you look so good that peoples eyeballs melt from the awsomness of your looks


i wish i was a fish
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Zaneth
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lol, he said "cook", not "look". Granted, you are now a fish...at a Captain D's restraunt...

I wish for better film making skillz. :Sw :stargate: :b&b:
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Slimjim60k
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Wish Granted, but you can only make movies in black and white and they're all silent films.


I wish i had a machine gunner :gunner:
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