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Corrupt a Wish; SPAM! Section 1
Topic Started: Jul 2 2009, 09:11 PM (1,915 Views)
Syriana


Granted, but you will piss off those dear to you instead who will then take an axe to you and leave you in several spots throughout the Tri-State area found beneath a shallow grave.


I wish Led Zeppelin would reunite.
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Zaneth
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Granted, they reform. But due to a evil manager, they're reunion last about 15 minutes.

I wish my enemies would stop spamming me.

(before I finally snap) :angry:
Edited by Zaneth, Jan 8 2010, 10:40 PM.
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Syriana


Granted, your enemies will stop spamming you, only for your allies to fill their place with even more spam.

I wish Mr. Clean had hair.
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Zaneth
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*OMFG my last wish actually came true in the past hour!*

Granted, but due to his lack of exp with hair, he now looks absolutly abyssmal.

I wish my night vision goggles had noticably better range. (currently 100ft.)
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Syriana


Granted, but they are glued to your head and the light from them makes you go blind.


I wish I had a quality espresso machine.
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Osbone
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Granted, but it never turns off and floods your house.



I wish i had the new AVP game already.
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Syriana


Granted, but the new game sucks and then breaks your console after you are bored of playing it.



I wish I had a better internet connection.
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Zaneth
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Granted, but its pirated and the FBI takes it away.

I wish I had another bottle of Mountain Dew.
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Syriana


Wait, how is an internet connection pirated?


Granted, but it is expired.
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The_Many
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You steal it from the house over thats how.

I Wish I didn't have such an assload of work.
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