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Corrupt a Wish; SPAM! Section 1
Topic Started: Jul 2 2009, 09:11 PM (1,916 Views)
The_Many
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Granted, but everything but your trigger finger and Right Eye are paralyzed.

I Wish my muskles didn't hurt so bloody bad
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Syriana


Granted, but after said relief you will be promptly beaten to a pulp with a steel pipe over a hand full of fiddle faddle.


I wish I had some cocaine.
Edited by Syriana, Jan 7 2010, 10:24 PM.
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Zaneth
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Granted, but your dealer cut it with cyanide.

I wish I wasn't on the "no-fly" list.
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The_Many
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Granted your on the fly list, At the cost of an arm and a leg (In a very literal sense)

I Wish I had soem PROPER dutch mustard not this coarse grain crap they're passing off as it.
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Syriana


Granted, but to get through to the proper mustard you have to eat through 20 lbs of the imitation coarse ground knockoff.


I wish I lived in Silent Hill.
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Zaneth
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Granted, you move to Silent Hill only to find Pyramid Head alive and kick'n. He rips off your arms and beats you to death with them.

I wish school wasn't so damn boring.
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Syriana


Granted, you will have an exhilarating school experience complete with chillout rooms and abundance of Vicodin, but you will arrive home to be locked in a cage nightly, with only a small bowl of food and a half filled Aquafina bottle for sustenance.


I wish I had an infinite supply of peach Snapple.
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Zaneth
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Granted, but it's all expired.

I wish I had a better paintball gun.
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Syriana


Granted, but the cannon is aimed at your face.


I wish I could go skydiving.. and survive the process.
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The_Many
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Granted but you shit yourself on the way down, Everyone Laughs, Roll on snare drum.

I Wish that Bubba wasn't so pissed.
Edited by The_Many, Jan 8 2010, 09:01 PM.
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