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| The_Many | Jan 7 2010, 03:07 PM Post #91 |
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Granted, but everything but your trigger finger and Right Eye are paralyzed. I Wish my muskles didn't hurt so bloody bad |
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| Syriana | Jan 7 2010, 10:23 PM Post #92 |
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Granted, but after said relief you will be promptly beaten to a pulp with a steel pipe over a hand full of fiddle faddle. I wish I had some cocaine. Edited by Syriana, Jan 7 2010, 10:24 PM.
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| Zaneth | Jan 8 2010, 10:22 AM Post #93 |
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Granted, but your dealer cut it with cyanide. I wish I wasn't on the "no-fly" list. |
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| The_Many | Jan 8 2010, 02:39 PM Post #94 |
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Granted your on the fly list, At the cost of an arm and a leg (In a very literal sense) I Wish I had soem PROPER dutch mustard not this coarse grain crap they're passing off as it. |
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| Syriana | Jan 8 2010, 03:51 PM Post #95 |
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Granted, but to get through to the proper mustard you have to eat through 20 lbs of the imitation coarse ground knockoff. I wish I lived in Silent Hill. |
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| Zaneth | Jan 8 2010, 04:40 PM Post #96 |
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Granted, you move to Silent Hill only to find Pyramid Head alive and kick'n. He rips off your arms and beats you to death with them. I wish school wasn't so damn boring. |
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| Syriana | Jan 8 2010, 05:42 PM Post #97 |
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Granted, you will have an exhilarating school experience complete with chillout rooms and abundance of Vicodin, but you will arrive home to be locked in a cage nightly, with only a small bowl of food and a half filled Aquafina bottle for sustenance. I wish I had an infinite supply of peach Snapple. |
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| Zaneth | Jan 8 2010, 06:44 PM Post #98 |
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Granted, but it's all expired. I wish I had a better paintball gun. |
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| Syriana | Jan 8 2010, 07:52 PM Post #99 |
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Granted, but the cannon is aimed at your face. I wish I could go skydiving.. and survive the process. |
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| The_Many | Jan 8 2010, 09:01 PM Post #100 |
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Granted but you shit yourself on the way down, Everyone Laughs, Roll on snare drum. I Wish that Bubba wasn't so pissed. Edited by The_Many, Jan 8 2010, 09:01 PM.
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