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The Digital Circus MK. XXX: The Gundam Edition; Yup, I just couldn't resist..
Topic Started: Sep 6 2009, 12:18 AM (969 Views)
Uno
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*Uno is farted out by one of Garma's clones wearing a Bozo the Clown costume*

"Hello lads! Ahyuck!"

*Pulls out a "balloon" and begins to force air into it, making it expand into the size of Uno's head. But wait, it IS Uno's head, and the balloon head is talking with a voice full of helium!*

Uno Balloon Head: "Ahahaha! Woogy Boogy!"

*Uno the Clown then ties the knot on the balloon head, and steps on it, making it explode into a bloody mesh of brains and skull matter.*

"Aww Blueberrys! I just bought these new flip floppers too!"

*Peeling off a bloody flat eyeball from under his shoe and tossing it to the dogs for them to eat*




Character: Uno Devoux
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HK-47
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Killing means never having to say you're sorry.
*looks around at all the blood and gore about the Bar* Well, so much for law 2...
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Talan Rhodes
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Sometimes here, sometimes not. Mostly not.
Markus takes his second step into the bar having survived being beaten, stabbed, mugged and so forth. The only sign that anything is wrong with him is a knife sticking out of his left thigh still bleeding. He doesn't seem to be paying it any mind though despite the fact that there's a bloody bandage wrapped around it and the knife. He takes stock of the madness going on around him, his face showing mild annoyance then makes his way to the bar, sidestepping various bullets and large metal slabs falling from the ceiling.

Upon sitting at the bar he waves to the bartender and then points to a bottle of scotch and waits for the barkeep to bring it over. His face still shows mild annoyance but nothing else, no happiness, no sadness, nothing. One might wonder why he isn't being affected by the madness and death around him. The reason is the song that plays in a roundelay in his head.

Man- "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing! Give it a lick."
Woman- "Mmmm! It tastes just like raisins!"
Man- "Have a stroke of it's mane, it turns into a plane. And then it turns back again when you tug on it's winky."
Woman- "Ewwwww, that's dirty!"
Man- "Do you think so? Well, I better not show you where the Lemonade is made..."

Man AND horse- "Sweet Lemonade, mmmmm, sweet lemonade. Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade!"

Man- "Get on my horse, I'll take you around the universe and all the other places too!"
Woman- "I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything."
Man- "Shut up woman, get on my horse!"


The muscle under Markus's left eye twitches every time the song starts over again. It's pretty clear why he's kept some semblance of sanity, because he's already being driven slowly mad. Make sense? Not really, but this is the Digital Circus, it isn't supposed to make sense.
Character: Markus Hudson
Mobile Suit: EM-06MS Leo
Genetic type: Natural
Faction: American Empire: (Army)
Theme: Wolf Trial 1
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HK-47
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Fayt looked around at all the new patrons being slaughtered and driven insane before him. It seemed that aside from the Owner of the Bar and Midori, the holographic Barmaid, Fayt was unaffected by the madness. This is because he was one of the original residents of the Bar and has built up a resistance/immunity to the said madness.

"Amateurs..." Fayt said as he pushed the body of his clone droid off its stool and began to drink the drink his clone ordered. "Hey Midori, what's with all the new weak-willed patrons suddenly mucking up this bar with their innerds?" He asked the hologram as he swiveled his barstool around to again behold the gory scene before him.
Edited by HK-47, Nov 19 2009, 08:15 PM.
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Talan Rhodes
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Sometimes here, sometimes not. Mostly not.
Markus took the scotch bottle from the bartender and waved his hand when a glass was offered. Instead he opened the bottle and took a long swig, not caring if he was supposed to sniff it or let it breathe first. A glance over at Fayt upon hearing his comment produced another errant twitch of his eye. The song has started over and now out of the corner of his left eye he can see the man, the horse and the woman from the song acting it out the words while singing. He didn't say anything about being an amateur, after all he DID survive his first step into this madhouse so that ought to entitle him to SOMETHING.

He took another long swig and set the bottle down but kept his hand wrapped around it then suddenly bobbed his lead to the left, narrowly avoiding a medieval arrow flying past him and thudding into the wall behind the bar. A slight grimace crossed his face as the move caused his whole body to shift slightly, including the still embedded knife in his leg.

His hand went up to signal the bartender again for another bottle of scotch then proceeded to empty the first. At that point he wasn't sure of the scotch was making the song go away or helping it stay but it was clear he was going for maximum intoxication, figuring that he wouldn't care if if the song was staying or going if he was blitzed out of his mind.
Character: Markus Hudson
Mobile Suit: EM-06MS Leo
Genetic type: Natural
Faction: American Empire: (Army)
Theme: Wolf Trial 1
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HK-47
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Hmm, maybe we can get this whole crazy party started again...
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The Grey Knight
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Leader of the Not-So-Free World
*Staccato gunfire in background*
*A man closely resembling Buzz Killington is thrown into the room by a very large, very hairy Chinese person*

"Why I say, that was a rather rough way to treat an Englishman, won't you agree?" He says, before another, hairier individual begins to materialize behind him. Said individual then proceeds to pimp slap the former with a fluffy bunny slipper until the later finally grows bored, and tosses the slipper and a handful of the former's teeth at the bartender, who immediately drops a large bottle of Whiskey, half empty, or wait, half full, at the stool that the latter is now sitting at. The former former picks himself off the floor, and takes a single step twenty three degrees south by northwest, only to slip on a book entitled "Proper Grammatical Usage and Why You Fail At It" and fall, breaking his femur, neck, and a pair of Hershey's Kisses in his left coat pocket; causing the latter to at once begin sobbing in furious jealousy, as a large spear from the great beyond slams into the former former's latter acquaintance and shattering his left uppermost knuckle, causing him to draw a semiautomatic Luger/Hyper Beam Cannon combination weapon, which then implodes and wipes out both men, and the top half of the Whiskey, which is now considered full.
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