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The Digital Circus MK. XXX: The Gundam Edition; Yup, I just couldn't resist..
Topic Started: Sep 6 2009, 12:18 AM (970 Views)
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"Can you feel it coming..."
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Just so everybody is aware. This is all Fayt's fault. Blame him. I had nothing to do with the creation of this topic. At all. He threatened to call me and actually speak this time if I did not comply with his wishes and help him re-create the DC. Just don't tell him I told you this. He might carry through with his threat. You can understand my desire to avoid that particular fayt (yes, the bad pun was intentional). :P


The readers of this topic are among the rarest breeds of creatures in the known universe. They were able to bear witness to a rare phenomenon seen only once every few billion years. Entire galaxies have been known to appear and disappear in the blink of an eye at the whim of the occupants of a unique locale known only as... The Digital Circus. Here among its legendary halls the laws of physics had no power. Everything and yet nothing was possible inside of its walls, these abilities granted and denied only at the whims of those who enforced the Laws of the Bar. The Digital Circus was a place of solitude and peaceful tranquility... until one actually walked out of the doorway and into the Bar at any rate.

Upon taking this first epic step into a new world the majority of patrons are normally shot, stabbed, mauled, dismembered, possessed, driven insane, seduced, lectured until their eardrums exploded, decked, hacked into pieces, converted into atheism and/or any other religious affiliation that was opposite of their original divination, stripped down to their long johns, or any number of other conditions that might amuse the patrons of the Bar. The lucky patron who showed all the agility of a 1st round draft pick running back and lived to take a second step into the Bar would then find the flow of time stopped as a overly melodramatic voice proclaimed the Laws of the Bar to the survivors:

"To he who entered with companions, since you're probably better off not knowing how your friends met their untimely end, the owner of this establishment has deemed it merciful to erase from your mind all knowledge of your friend from your memory so you may not feel the guilt of causing your friend's demise. Otherwise, only a few key policies are part of the Law here:

Law One: Sanity, up to and including logical reasoning, are banned within the premises. If we wanted logical beings in our Bar, we wouldn't have shot/whatever else we did to them on their way in. Remember that.

Law Two: You are not permitted to die within the premises. The Bar is neither responsible for nor cares about your personal safety. If during the course of your visit you are mortally wounded in any fashion you will be promptly teleported outside of the premises in order to avoid contamination of the Bar by your entrails. Upon your demise your soul will then be painfully transmitted into one of the Bar's handy cloning chambers where you will be reborn so that you might continue your patronage a little bit wiser and more aware of the danger posed by the beings who lurk within.

Law Three: The Owner's word defines reality in this place. It cannot be ignored so long as you remain within the premises. If any appointed Staff member of the Bar speaks to you, it is the same as being spoken to by the Owner of the Bar. Their words are the Law same as his. Do not defy them. All they wish to occur will occur - including your banishment from the premises. This is for the preservation of some semblance of order in a place where anything can and will happen to you.

Law Four: Spend. Your. Money. On. Drinks. That's why you're in a Bar, after all.

Law Five: Complaining about physics in a realm in which they don't exist wastes time. This is a realm defined by the collective imaginations of the Patrons. You are required to understand that you are in no way obligated to go along with any action you do not like. If somebody goes Agent Smith on your ass, you are encouraged to go Neo on his and show him what's what. It's his own fault for antagonizing you. If you don't like something - simply change it. But always remember others can always muck up what you just changed. So don't take it personally.

Those are the five Laws of the Bar. Remember them, observe them at all times, and enjoy your patronage here in The Digital Circus. Oh, and remember - Law Two is taken quite seriously around here."

The melodramatic voice faded away as the normal flow of time resumed. The readers of this topic watched from behind the safety of their computer monitors as the new Patron, soaked in the blood of his friends as they were slaughtered upon their first step into the Bar, took his third step into a Mobile Suit Hangar deck of a warship. They watched on as the hangar bay depressurized as the hangar door slid open and the new Patron was quickly swept up by the escaping air from the hangar and carried off into the depths of space.

The regular bar patrons were unaffected, having seen this scene many times before. Meanwhile, in what should have been the pilot's ready room on the warship were now a series of long cylindrical tubes standing up against the walls. In the nearest tube by the door, a digital timer began counting down from five minutes. The cloning chamber hissed and steamed until the timer reached zero and it chimed to announce the creation of a clone of the new Patron who had just been vented out to the stars a few minutes ago. The disoriented Patron stumbled his way into the Bar where the regulars welcomed the new guy - satisfied that he was now one of them.

This time the Owner had elected for The Digital Circus to take on the form of a Ra Cailum-class Federation warship. The Bar itself was massive, spanning the entire width of the hangar. The gantries leading to the various Mobile Suits dotted about the hangar bay were now sporting several tables and many more chairs for the Patrons to sit in as the Ra Cailum's crew 'willingly' were regulated to the duties of your typical bartenders and waitresses. The crew quarters converted into guest rooms for the Patrons, and the Mobile Suits were ready to launch at any time if any of the Patrons so wished.

And where was the Owner of this establishment? Why he was standing behind the Ra Cailum's Navigation Station muttering something about "that damned blond-haired you-know-what" and "death is too good for him" as he steered the ship on a straight beeline for Axis while leaving the rest of the Londo Bell task force in the dust as the Ra Cailum sped ahead of her escorts while he was cackling evilly all the while. The lucky readers, now witnesses to this legendary event were faced with two distinct choices after they were finished scratching their heads in confusion:

They could either ignore this strange realm, or they could join in the insanity and see where it led them. Either choice had a free beer attached to it. But the latter promised more than one. Hopefully they would choose wisely.
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Just so everybody is aware. This is all Fayt's fault. Blame him. I had nothing to do with the creation of this topic. At all. He threatened to call me and actually speak this time if I did not comply with his wishes and help him re-create the DC. Just don't tell him I told you this. He might carry through with his threat. You can understand my desire to avoid that particular fayt (yes, the bad pun was intentional). :P
What the fuck is this shit!? Fate, I am going to kill you...*starts dialing...Fate's head explodes*
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"There...That's that." Fayt stated matter of factly as he dusted his hands off and knowing the pitfalls of the Bar, was able to dodge and avoid all of its "welcoming" traps. Proceeding to the Bar's main "bar", Fayt ordered a drink from the Hologram of the Bar's main BarMaid, Midori.

"Would you happen to know where Fate is, MD?" Fayt asked as he recieved his drink and took a seat on one of the barstools after brushing the skull of the former occupant off the seat...
Edited by HK-47, Sep 6 2009, 01:46 AM.
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o_O?
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Faction- Republic of Zeon
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Theme Song-T.M.Revolution - Zips (under:cover)

"Meine Ehre Heist Treue- Sieg Zeon"- Meier Faust
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Nov 17 2009, 03:56 AM
o_O?
This is the Digital Circus Bar...It is a world of randomness and reality. Much like the Twilight Zone but at the same time it is nothing like the Twilight Zone at all. Just keep your head down and go with the flow of things (or defy them) and you should be fine. Just remember, ANYthing goes...

*Arm morphs into Omnimon's Supreme Cannon and in the next instant, Meier's head vaporizes*

*Sighs* I said keep your head down...Worry not, you'll be cloned in the cloning tubes just over at the end of the bar...

After you're cloned, sit down and have a drink...or defy reality or even bend it to your will...Just know that someone out there (or in here) will try (and may succeed) to bend it another way...


YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!
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Warnings are for pu..

*as he steps into the Bar he is immediately shot, stabbed, mauled, dismembered, possessed, driven insane, seduced, lectured until his eardrums exploded, decked, hacked into pieces, and stripped down to his skimpys*
Zekes_Rival: You see, what they don't show is that when Gato ovary-punched Nina, he aborted Kou Uraki's baby and replaced it with his own seed.

Zekes_Rival: Vist was like "Oh dear! I am scared old man!" and LondoBell was like "Lol!" and then Vist was like "ROFLMAO JUST KIDDING! -neck snap-"

Fate: OG: Koji should know, he confused him for a loli. <--- ... I will kill you. :P
OG: Koji should know, he confused him for a loli.
Kojiru: No, Fate is a 13 year old evil child genius bent on world domination.
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Nov 17 2009, 10:51 AM
Warnings are for pu..

*as he steps into the Bar he is immediately shot, stabbed, mauled, dismembered, possessed, driven insane, seduced, lectured until his eardrums exploded, decked, hacked into pieces, and stripped down to his skimpys*
O_O Wow...THAT is the WORST way I have ever seen anyone die in the DC.

LOL, but at least OG gets the picture on how things run here...

*grabs a gun, puts it to his head, and pulls the trigger...* :suicide:

*The real Fayt walks out of the bathroom in time to see his clone droid blow its brains out.*
Dammit!! I can't afford to keep replacing these things!!
Edited by HK-47, Nov 17 2009, 12:14 PM.
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Nov 17 2009, 12:13 PM
OrionsGambit
Nov 17 2009, 10:51 AM
Warnings are for pu..

*as he steps into the Bar he is immediately shot, stabbed, mauled, dismembered, possessed, driven insane, seduced, lectured until his eardrums exploded, decked, hacked into pieces, and stripped down to his skimpys*
O_O Wow...THAT is the WORST way I have ever seen anyone die in the DC.

LOL, but at least OG gets the picture on how things run here...

*grabs a gun, puts it to his head, and pulls the trigger...* :suicide:

*The real Fayt walks out of the bathroom in time to see his clone droid blow its brains out.*
Dammit!! I can't afford to keep replacing these things!!
*sticks his head in the bar just after Fayt clone blows his head off and looks at the real Fayt.
:whistle: :ninja:

"Well that scene calls for a drink...." *orders a glass of vodka from the bartender.*
It was madness up in here and no this was not Sparta at all. It was a bar and this bar was always full of this. *Garma pick up the glass and takes a sip. *immediately he stands up and looks at the bartender* "This is not VODKA, THIS IS FRENCH BULL$#*%"*pulls out a hand gun and shoots the bartender in the head.*
Edited by Deathschläger, Nov 17 2009, 08:58 PM.
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Der Kampfgeist von Zeon der wird nimmermehr sterben!

Ich bin ein Sturm der Hölle. Ich werde deine Armeen verwüsten und Städte, so werde ich zerstören alles, was kostbar ist für Sie! Ich bin der Deathschläger! SIEG ZEON!.
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*suddenly crashing onto the hangar deck, his clothing torn to shreds down to his skimpys and several wounds over his body, but for the most part still intact*

"Well what the f@ck was that all about I almost..."

*is interupted by melodramatic voice going over the DC's rules*

"Shut the hell up god da..."

*is suddenly flattened by a giant slab of steel*
Zekes_Rival: You see, what they don't show is that when Gato ovary-punched Nina, he aborted Kou Uraki's baby and replaced it with his own seed.

Zekes_Rival: Vist was like "Oh dear! I am scared old man!" and LondoBell was like "Lol!" and then Vist was like "ROFLMAO JUST KIDDING! -neck snap-"

Fate: OG: Koji should know, he confused him for a loli. <--- ... I will kill you. :P
OG: Koji should know, he confused him for a loli.
Kojiru: No, Fate is a 13 year old evil child genius bent on world domination.
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*The steel slab was in fact a portable trash compactor performing its routine functions as it squished OG and then efficiently swept his remains into the nearest trash bin. Back in the pilot's lounge a cloning tube began ticking down from 5 minutes.*

The holographic barkeep looked at Garma funny as the bullets phased right through him and blew away the row of glasses and fine vodka's behind the bartender. Finally, after Garma ran out of ammo, the barkeep was compelled to inform Garma of a looming problem with his order. "I'm sorry, dear patron, but it would seem that in your zealous rush to destroy the Bar you destroyed our remaining stockpiles of true Vodka. There is however a significant reserve of the... FRENCH BULL$#*%... and I can fetch you a glass immediately if it would please you."

The holographic bartender smiled. "Otherwise sir, you a free to choose another drink whose supply you did not blow away within the confines of this Bar. After you pay the Bar reparations for the damages." The smile grew broader. "Which are considerable, I'm afraid."

*Shortly thereafter, the cloning tube's five minute timer counted down, and a pair of mechanical arms lifted the tube out of its slot on the wall. They moved purposefully towards a section of the wall colored in red and labeled: "Danger: Airlock. Do not open unless you wish to be an ass."

The airlock was opened, and the mechanical arms gently hoisted OG's open tube into the airlock. OG had just enough time to wonder how he got into the tube before the panel labeled "Flush" lit up green and OG was vented into space. Another timer sounded, and after OG was sufficiently depressurized outside of the ship the cloning tube was retrieved, sealed, and then reset to grow OG another clone.*
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Garma looked at the bartender with eyes full of hate. "..... That bastard Well might as well give up on what i call sanity." Then out of no where his mind went blank filling his head with the most annoying song ever. It was called I'm a little teapot. Garma had no Idea why he hated that song, he just did. He huddled up in the nearest corner with a crazed look on his face. He knew the only way to get rid of the song was to ..... :suicide: there was a loud explosion not from Garma but from another being that just entered the room that was also him.

Garma looked at his dead self but then realized it was not him at all but a chair. He was going insane and nothing he could do to stop it what was going on. At the same moment he realized the bartender put LSD in his vodka and was having him trip off the most crazy sh%t ever. Fayt didn't even look like Fayt but like a crazed federal officer on crack... Or maybe he was one. Garma did not know what was the truth at all anymore. What if he was a Zeek bastard? He then looked down to see he was wearing a Zeon pilot outfit. "How dare he be a bastard. Wait I am that bastard. F@ck." ...O_O... With another loud sound of a gunshot Garma head exploded into fragments as he blew his brains out. :suicide:
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Personal Warship:RoZ- Kestrel- Zanzibar Pattern II
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Der Kampfgeist von Zeon der wird nimmermehr sterben!

Ich bin ein Sturm der Hölle. Ich werde deine Armeen verwüsten und Städte, so werde ich zerstören alles, was kostbar ist für Sie! Ich bin der Deathschläger! SIEG ZEON!.
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