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NASTY TOPIC OF HORRIBLE PUNS.
Topic Started: Jan 1 2009, 09:25 AM (65 Views)
Bonkenhi
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~No Hablo Espanol~
...What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eyedeer.
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Mark
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ACCKK IM CHOKING
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Bonkenhi
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This one is terrible:

Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub and Fred gets the first pint in and says, "I'll have a pint for me and a pint for Donkey."

The two guys drink their pints and Fred says, "Right donkey your round; I'll have a pint of Guiness."

Donkey walks up to the bar and says, "2 p p p p pints of g g g g Guiness p p p please."

While donkey gets the pints, Fred goes to the toilet and the barman says, "Say, you shouldn't let him call you that stupid nickname."

Donkey replies, "I know. He aw.. he aww... he awwwwww, he always calls me 'Donkey.'"
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ADEPHD says:
semantics is just words, anti-semeticism, or however you spell it. is anti-jew.
ADEPHD says:
Ant-semantic. eh? ehh? *wink wink, nudge nudge saynomore saynomore*
bonkenhi@gmail.com says:
NO MORE NO MORE
bonkenhi@gmail.com says:
PLEASE SPARE ME
ADEPHD says:
I could throw a bowling ball at you, and I might SPARE you.
bonkenhi@gmail.com says:
Oh dear god. XD
ADEPHD says:
Deer god? That's new.
ADEPHD says:
*is grasping at straws*
bonkenhi@gmail.com says:
...Anything I say can and is used against me, right? =P
ADEPHD says:
Sure, I'm just bored.
bonkenhi@gmail.com says:
I might make a terrible topic for terrible puns.
bonkenhi@gmail.com says:
...I need inspiration for GOOD THINGS! ;_;
ADEPHD says:
You'll have to PHOTOSYNTHISIZE it for people who can't see it.
ADEPHD says:
Okay, that waas just fail.
bonkenhi@gmail.com says:
Definatly. =P Quit while you're ahead?
ADEPHD says:
Well, I'm a body, but okay.
bonkenhi@gmail.com says:
That was quite good. I can't believe you're making this off very short comments. XP
ADEPHD says:
I've got a knack for it. Haven't been able to find that damn knick, though.
ADEPHD says:
Call me butter 'cus I'm on a roll?
[c]#006600]~George~[/c=#CC0000] Into the first hours of 2009... says:
XD
[c]#006600]~George~[/c=#CC0000] Into the first hours of 2009... says:
Oh god.
[c]#006600]~George~[/c=#CC0000] Into the first hours of 2009... says:
Really... no more.
[c]#006600]~George~[/c=#CC0000] Into the first hours of 2009... says:
I can't bear it.
[c]#006600]~George~[/c=#CC0000] Into the first hours of 2009... says:
....Well, I can.
[c]#006600]~George~[/c=#CC0000] Into the first hours of 2009... says:
But.
[c]#006600]~George~[/c=#CC0000] Into the first hours of 2009... says:
Stopping would be better than going.
ADEPHD says:
That's what SHE said!
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Bonkenhi
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Terrible, you are.
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