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Freki's Fantabulous Frickin' Housemates
Topic Started: Nov 7 2009, 02:25 PM (189 Views)
gingerwitch28	Nov 8 2009, 12:16 PM Post #11
twenty-first century ennui Posts: 1,689 Group: Members Member #589 Joined: Apr 18, 2009 Gender Female Religious Views Atheist Political View Social Democracy	If you take a ladder with you you can also climb up into the planes that are hanging by cables from the ceiling and scare the passers-by, threatening to come down on them like a RAF pilot in a Tiger Moth!



Freki	Nov 8 2009, 12:27 PM Post #12
Posts: 821 Group: Members Member #593 Joined: Apr 24, 2009 Gender Undisclosed Religious Views Atheist Political View Frekiocracy	omg I AM SO THERE



Freki	Nov 9 2009, 07:34 AM Post #13
Posts: 821 Group: Members Member #593 Joined: Apr 24, 2009 Gender Undisclosed Religious Views Atheist Political View Frekiocracy	Quote: Annoyed @ housemates. They're ridiculous - the moment it gets colder than 20 they turn the big gas heater on instead of, you know, dressing appropriately. Today is barely 30 and quite cool indoors (I just napped on my bed for an hour without feeling too warm in the slightest) and they have the damn aircon going full blast and just left the house without turning it off - they do the same with the heater, too. It's so ridiculously wasteful! It just boggles my mind that people do this. So I'm going for a walk and went to turn the air con off seeing as it's so cold out there that I'm uncomfortable in shorts and t-shirt, but can't see the remote. What I did find: Lubricated condom on the coffee table (in unopened packaging, thankfully) Return of the anal lubricant which I thought was gone on shelf Empty DVD case ("The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas", I SHIT YOU NOT) on top of a pile of DVDs, meaning someone has been watching porn in the lounge room and the DVD is still in the machine. whatthefrackin frack Edited by Freki, Nov 9 2009, 07:35 AM.



gingerwitch28	Nov 9 2009, 08:01 AM Post #14
twenty-first century ennui Posts: 1,689 Group: Members Member #589 Joined: Apr 18, 2009 Gender Female Religious Views Atheist Political View Social Democracy	sigh It seems to me your situation is unfixable.



Freki	Nov 9 2009, 09:43 AM Post #15
Posts: 821 Group: Members Member #593 Joined: Apr 24, 2009 Gender Undisclosed Religious Views Atheist Political View Frekiocracy	I'm sorry, I got it wrong. It isn't The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Little_Whorehouse_in_Texas It's a gay porn "parody" called The Best Little Whorehouse in Tex-Ass. I am not kidding.



gingerwitch28	Nov 9 2009, 10:10 AM Post #16
twenty-first century ennui Posts: 1,689 Group: Members Member #589 Joined: Apr 18, 2009 Gender Female Religious Views Atheist Political View Social Democracy	faintly good to know...



Belle	Nov 9 2009, 10:34 AM Post #17
Posts: 4,630 Group: Moderators Member #288 Joined: Oct 12, 2008 Gender Female	I really think you need to find somewhere else to live



gingerwitch28	Nov 9 2009, 11:29 AM Post #18
twenty-first century ennui Posts: 1,689 Group: Members Member #589 Joined: Apr 18, 2009 Gender Female Religious Views Atheist Political View Social Democracy	Like the Imperial War Museum!



Belle	Nov 9 2009, 11:32 AM Post #19
Posts: 4,630 Group: Moderators Member #288 Joined: Oct 12, 2008 Gender Female	Living in a museum would be awesome.



Freki	Nov 12 2009, 02:46 PM Post #20
Posts: 821 Group: Members Member #593 Joined: Apr 24, 2009 Gender Undisclosed Religious Views Atheist Political View Frekiocracy	Bathroom cabinet update: three buttplugs.



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