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Freki's Fantabulous Frickin' Housemates
Topic Started: Nov 7 2009, 02:25 PM (154 Views)
Freki
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Seeing as I was clogging up my interro thread (http://s1.zetaboards.com/Semiotic/topic/2142743/ if anyone ends up looking for the old posts) ...

I just had a shower and I've been gone 8 days. I stared at the closed bathroom mirror and decided that I had to know if the buttplug was still in residence. So I turned on the water so no one would hear and slid it across ...

It's still there. Not only that, but there's a smaller but otherwise identical black buttplug sitting next to it.

The only logical conclusion is that it gave birth.

:unsure:
Edited by Freki, Nov 7 2009, 02:26 PM.
 
gingerwitch28
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twenty-first century ennui
THEY'RE BREEDING LIKE RABBITS! QUICK GET OUT OF THERE!
 
Freki
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Just what Australia needed, another feral introduced species!
 
gingerwitch28
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Buttplugs :| Fun times...
 
Belle
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You both make me laugh.
 
Freki
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I make me laugh too. :D

Oh, and I guess gingerwitch is kinda amusing sometimes.
 
gingerwitch28
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Lies!

I am not amusing in the slightest. Unless it is in the 'laughing at you not with you' sense.

SAY, Freki, housemates eh? ;)
 
Freki
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Luckily I prefer to laugh at and not with. ;)

Housemates make me want to live in an underground bunker with razor wire at the gate and landmines under the "go away" mat.
 
gingerwitch28
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Razor wire and an underground bunker, I might be able to find a place that does that... I think you'd have to work on the 'go away' mat and the landmines yourself though.

Fancy moving to the Imitation WW1 Trench in the Imperial War Museum, London? :P
 
Freki
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Ha! That would be awesome. Living in a museum!

Can I dress like a crazy homeless person circa WW1 and be part of an exhibit?!
 
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