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| Freki's Fantabulous Frickin' Housemates | |
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| Topic Started: Nov 7 2009, 02:25 PM (154 Views) | |
| Freki | Nov 7 2009, 02:25 PM Post #1 |
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Seeing as I was clogging up my interro thread (http://s1.zetaboards.com/Semiotic/topic/2142743/ if anyone ends up looking for the old posts) ... I just had a shower and I've been gone 8 days. I stared at the closed bathroom mirror and decided that I had to know if the buttplug was still in residence. So I turned on the water so no one would hear and slid it across ... It's still there. Not only that, but there's a smaller but otherwise identical black buttplug sitting next to it. The only logical conclusion is that it gave birth.
Edited by Freki, Nov 7 2009, 02:26 PM.
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| gingerwitch28 | Nov 8 2009, 12:22 AM Post #2 |
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twenty-first century ennui
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THEY'RE BREEDING LIKE RABBITS! QUICK GET OUT OF THERE! |
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| Freki | Nov 8 2009, 03:43 AM Post #3 |
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Just what Australia needed, another feral introduced species! |
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| gingerwitch28 | Nov 8 2009, 11:36 AM Post #4 |
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twenty-first century ennui
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Buttplugs :| Fun times... |
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| Belle | Nov 8 2009, 11:46 AM Post #5 |
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You both make me laugh. |
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| Freki | Nov 8 2009, 11:52 AM Post #6 |
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I make me laugh too. ![]() Oh, and I guess gingerwitch is kinda amusing sometimes. |
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| gingerwitch28 | Nov 8 2009, 11:59 AM Post #7 |
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Lies! I am not amusing in the slightest. Unless it is in the 'laughing at you not with you' sense. SAY, Freki, housemates eh?
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| Freki | Nov 8 2009, 12:05 PM Post #8 |
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Luckily I prefer to laugh at and not with. ![]() Housemates make me want to live in an underground bunker with razor wire at the gate and landmines under the "go away" mat. |
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| gingerwitch28 | Nov 8 2009, 12:09 PM Post #9 |
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Razor wire and an underground bunker, I might be able to find a place that does that... I think you'd have to work on the 'go away' mat and the landmines yourself though. Fancy moving to the Imitation WW1 Trench in the Imperial War Museum, London?
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| Freki | Nov 8 2009, 12:10 PM Post #10 |
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Ha! That would be awesome. Living in a museum! Can I dress like a crazy homeless person circa WW1 and be part of an exhibit?! |
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