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Topic Started: Jul 9 2008, 10:20 AM (481 Views)
Chris_Hansen
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I'd buy that!
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SeaLion
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I'm Gay
Edited by Chris_Hansen, Jul 31 2008, 10:46 PM.
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Chris_Hansen
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haha!
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DarkGhost
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rofl! hey no aditing people's shit chris :P
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Chris_Hansen
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but im laughing cause at heart i am truly Gay and i am trying to hide that
Edited by Sami, Aug 1 2008, 03:04 PM.
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SeaLion
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Hey why cant I edit his shit too? We are both faction leaders, and I am human resources :P


I should be able to edit his posts too haha
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Sami
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you have to be colonel and up to do that...

i have a good joke for yall



An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'

The blond opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'

The Mexicans wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
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Sami
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i am blond but i almost cacked myself laughing at that one

cacked = shit
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SeaLion
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haha yeah that one is great haha
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Sami
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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'

Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food And takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Cool'

Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, Brushes me down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a fucking liar…'
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SeaLion
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hahahaahhahahahahah busted :P
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Lushen
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I have a bunch of pics...LOL
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SeaLion
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hahahahha post some more
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Lushen
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I'll get some more my GF collects em so....heh
Edited by Lushen, Aug 3 2008, 09:23 AM.
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SeaLion
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love teh box
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