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| Zaryanka | Aug 30 2009, 10:39 PM Post #1 |
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//SYSTEM//SUBJECTS//OUTLAWS//CRISSY.CORSAIR// -date:one.september.eightytwo >>>THIS DATA IS CLASSIFIED<<< [ENCRYPTED] >>>PASSWORD.ACCEPTED [50?24?40.21?40.91?30?22.50?21?00?60?60?00?70] Welcome sir! Sha la-mek Sloggot! Crissy Corsair. Leader of Ryle's Corsairs*, seems to dislike position as leader, unknown why gang is titled Ryle's Corsairs. Who or what is Ryle? These questions remain unanswered. Consider further questioning on this subject (with caution). White, male, middle-aged, presumably homosexual. Black skull mask of a material resembling satin or silk in texture worn at all times. Satanic yet feminine clothing (victim of homosexual infection!) - black, coarse, very worn leather, apparently non-sexualised, short-sleeved, fingerless "heavy metal" gloves, similarly patched and stitched and adorned with "heavy metal" embroidery, belts of 7.62x39mm ammunition worn over shoulders and wrapped around waist, presumably to feed large automatic rifles used by Ryle's Corsairs. Other members presumably dress the same - one member, larger and Negroid, dressed similarly, though with firearm strapped to his person, long sleeves, and protective pads on elbows and knees. Standard balaclava. Other member had an absence of sleeves, and shown tattooes on upper arms, open shirt beneath leathers, standard balaclava, and standard gloves. Crissy initially shows suspicion to strangers. His camp, the makeshift headquarters of the so-called Ryle's Corsairs gang, is located on the Westernmost bank of the River Whiskey. May be "Rodeo", a town rumoured to be in that area, but unknown to all civilised persons and non-mapped. Thought of this at the time and questioned outlaws in vicinity (three, all Corsairs) of "Rodeo". Negative responses. Why negative? Though, they may be used to such ignorance of the surrounding area. Decadently crude and unorderly camp. Bizzarely old-fashioned locked "treasure chest" in camp. Three Corsairs there each (oddly) said "it was full of bullets". Appears Eastern, embroidered with precious metals, gems. Other equipment included hunting and cooking materials, gear for maintaining weaponry, sparse comm. and other recreational apparatus, etc. Crissy's response: "Rodeo? Oh, you mean that place in [the] fuckin', fairy [tales]. No, I [don't] know anything about it, 'cos it doesn't exist. Motherfuckers come here all [the] time and think they've found "Rodeo"... Always turn back, really disappointed that they haven't found this magical [place]. I assume it's supposed to be some kind [of] magical wonderland [or] some shit, right? Tammere's blood**... These people always tell me about Rodeo, and the [stories]. [It's] crap." Corsair #2's response***: "Oh, yeah... Rodeo, it doesn't actually exist, you know. We even had a look around for it after ten visitors came all searching for it, and then, all of our visitors turned back except about two or three, and they continued going North along the rivers, and we never saw them again. After that, we... I was a bit [curious]." Corsair #3's response***: [Drunk] Rodeo... Fucking place... [Unintelligible mutters] Crissy is, as (likely) stated before, reluctant to share his history with others (as is a custom with unlawful and decadent individuals). He often carries a handbag, if you will, of bleak red-dyed leather, which upon one inspection was filled with his jars of diacetylmorphine, numerous other but lesserly hoarded narcotics and more items such as ammunition, a very old decorative flask, a bottle unreadably and weatheredly labelled, \\ \\**A furtive expression came upon Crissy's face when "Tammere's blood" was said. Who or what is Tammere? References to Tammere from =--=-0-== recalled by user, though may be psuedo-memories. Consider research into "Tammere's blood" and/or "Tammere" (with caution: remember furtive expression!). \\***Second, Negroid Corsair referred to as Cammy. Male, of abnormal height, medium-length to long black hair, presumably homosexual. Third, tattooed Corsair referred to as Kiki. Male, dirty blonde hair, "handsome" features, presumably homosexual. Unlike leader, seem to shun their issued balaclavas. Corsair "Cammy" is the weaker-minded of the three. Corsair "Kiki" is an alcoholic. Edited by Zaryanka, Sep 8 2009, 12:18 AM.
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| KarKing Jack | Aug 30 2009, 10:48 PM Post #2 |
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.... Grrr We're meant to know eachothers charictars before we start roleplaying... |
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| Zaryanka | Aug 30 2009, 11:00 PM Post #3 |
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Oh, lol. |
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| Zaryanka | Sep 1 2009, 01:38 AM Post #4 |
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Five guys in a room. All in drag. Two with harmonicas. One in Egyptian robes with cattle prod. The musicians and the "seer" watch. Seer chants praise to Nyarlathotep ("Eii, ooo, salaahk na-ma, na-su!!") and musicians begin playing Jingle Bells on their harmonicas. Fourth guy starts frying jelly and Alpha-Bits in a very big pan. Fifth guy starts blending eggs, worms and two hot Bloody Maries together. He pours it into a flagon and runs a course of burning tires to a stone altar in the middle of the room, at chest height, with inbuilt cage holding Warren DeMartini (every week they get a famous guitarist and dress them as they looked in their best days). As he does this, the fourth guy tosses his own mixture of jelly and Alpha-Bits onto the ceiling, which is covered in glue. The fifth guy reaches the altar and downs his flagon in one, then vomits it out on to the surface of the altar, as the gelatinous Alpha-Bits begin to detach from the ceiling. The seer then steps forward and reads the mess, which some of the Alpha-Bits will have fallen into. When he's done, he shrieks and proclaims what the next show will be and all the others cheer while he places his cattle prod into the boiling mixture and stamps Warren with it. Warren then reluctantly begins soloing. -- Just putting this here for safe keeping. Not saving to my computer, for some reason. |
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