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Big Mac; C Rank Burger
Topic Started: Jun 20 2013, 06:12 PM (149 Views)
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Name: Big Mac

Burger Rank: C

Range: we don't serve ranch here however we can substitute your big mac sauce for mayo

Weight: i don't know exactly, but it magically makes you really, really fat

Might: might? hell no i'm definitely having one. wait no, 2. with large fries and 20 mcnuggets please

Hit: idk im too high for this math shit right now more burgers plz

Critical: dont talk about my health that way you old geezer

Uses: eating or snacking, which also counts as eating

Weapon EXP: wtf

Worth: $3.99 overpriced piece of shit mcdouble dressed up with fancy sauce

Effect: heart attacks yolo swag 420
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