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| Albino | Mar 19 2011, 08:43 AM Post #11 |
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away. You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. //////////LINE BREAK////////// I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective...maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-disabled, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good. |
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| Albino | Mar 19 2011, 08:44 AM Post #12 |
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Copypasta chefs: Original, hand-crafted copypasta; The perfect present for a wedding, christening, new baby, birthday, anniversary, retirement, mother’s day, thank you, school reunion - any occasion you can think of! Our copypastas are each individually handcrafted by a skilled and dedicated chef and guaranteed to be of the highest quality. These beautiful and decorative copypastas are hand-crafted from crushed and powdered words bound up with only the finest pasta. Every copypasta is completely hand made, from the basic raw materials through to the finished product every process is carried out by hand. The only exception is a cleaning and polishing process in which the copypasta is put through special machines. Even these machines have been developed for particular use in the preparation of the copypasta, for, although the copypasta is quite durable, fine details such as noses, horses ear's, swords, daggers and flag staffs could be snapped off if treated too roughly. The National Association of Copypasta Chefs (NACC) is dedicated to protecting artists and crafters - their work, creativity and intellectual properties and marketing rights. I believe to keep the true work of the artist and copypasta chef alive we must act to promote and protect our art and craft. |
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| Albino | Mar 19 2011, 08:45 AM Post #13 |
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Epic Letter of Flaming (mark all that apply): Dear: [ ] Lady of the Evening [ ] Inferior being [ ] Troll [ ] n00blet [ ] Ye who has incurred my wrath [ ] Person with the grammar of a chimpanzee [ ] Son of Khan [ ] Love-child of Rosy O'Donnel and Blink 182 [ ] Person with a stick up their ass You Are Being Flamed Because... [ ] Your mom told me I should [ ] You exist [ ] You're breathing too much of my oxygen [ ] You posted an accusation with no proof [ ] You posted a thread containing 1337 talk [ ] You posted a me > u thread [ ] you posted a worthless thread [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't read the TOS [ ] You made baby Jesus cry [ ] You don't know which board to post in [ ] You just plain suck [ ] You posted false information [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You double posted [ ] You killed a kitten [ ] You're spamming MY thread [ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS [ ] You posted racist crap [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums [ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd. [ ] Your parents are related [ ] You and your wife are related [ ] You dated my sister [ ] You dated my brother [ ] You made love to my dog [ ] You insulted the power of Fwee [ ] You have no idea whom Keith Moon is [ ] We haven't liked you from the beginning. [ ] You put mayonnaise on Asprin. [ ] You give it up on the first date. [ ] Your first, current, and last sexual partner is your hand [ ] You are CCCRRAAAWWWLLIIINGGGG IIIINNNNN MMYYYY SKIIIINNN In Punishment, You Must: [ ] Give up your new user account [ ] shut up and get the hell out [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Summon Cpt. Planet by yourself [ ] Watch Teletubbies [ ] Read the ****ing TOS [ ] Read the ****ing TOS again [ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks [ ] Make love to Al Gore [ ] Lick a frozen telephone pole [ ] Get in the DOG POUND with Randy Jackson [ ] Spend the night at Micheal Jackson's house [ ] Go to your room with no supper [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum [ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway [ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards [ ] Take a bath in bleach [ ] Drink out of a spitoon [ ] Eat my ass [ ] Grind a rail on your sack [ ] Be wangpaled by Salazar [ ] Eat taco bell the rest of your life [ ] Claim you were part of the crew that made Yoshi's Island [ ] Say hi to your mom for me [ ] All of the above In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Fwee [ ] 1 R 1337 [ ] Pwned [ ] GG no re [ ] Bite me [ ] Get a life [ ] Me > u [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION [ ] n00b [ ] Go to hell [ ] Your IQ must be 7 [ ] Take your **** somewhere else [ ] shut up and get the hell out [ ] Learn to post or get the hell out [ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment [ ] I just dont like you [ ] Nils2cool is more liked than you [ ] Stop complaining and learn to deal with us [ ] lolpwnt [ ] Leave or you might actually be accepted by some crazy idiot [ ] I would have been you dad, but the dog beat me over the fence [ ] kthxbai [ ] Make sure your mom and I are still on for Saturday [ ] All of the above Sincerely, [ ] The commitee for a better GFAQs [ ] The Spanish Inquisition [ ] Your worst nightmare [ ] Your mom, now go back to bed [ ] Me [ ] Charles Manson [ ] Keith Moon [ ] Chuck Norris [ ] Doug & Porkchop [ ] Billy Graham |
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| Albino | Mar 19 2011, 08:45 AM Post #14 |
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You are truly a pathetic, worthless piece of human slime. I hate you with all my soul. there is no hell deep enough for you, no human foolish enough to befriend you. You are human waste, pure and simple. A waste of life. F*** you. What does Obamacare mean for the Constitution, huh? Answer me, liberal! You pick fights on the internet and gloriously defend digital characters that, if they were real, would laugh in your pathetic face. You miserable, worthless, piece of trash. You know what's funny? if you died today, no one would care. You have nothing. Nothing at all. You have failed at your purpose in life, resorting to debating over video game characters on a fail website run by Nazi-virgins who have no friends. IRON PHALLUS |
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