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| Albino | May 1 2011, 07:59 PM Post #31 |
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gamebit/Sigmasword has fun with himself: Prepare for trouble.... And make it double! To protect this board from devastation To unite all alts within our nation To denounce the evil of mods and bans To extend our reach to my loving fans Gamebit! Sigmasword! FESB is dying with the speed of light Remember now, my jeans are tight! Toh-ast! That's right! |
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| Albino | May 12 2011, 03:53 PM Post #32 |
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As I was walking through the tall grass of Hoenn, I was prepared to fill my pokedex with an abundance of entrie. With my first pokeon, Dwebble, and a bag chock full of pokeballs, I'd set to make this mere dream a reality. After only a few minutes of pacing, my first opportunity sprang out at me like a wild animal, or rather a wild pokemon. I quickly analyzed the pokemon and was caught by the heated gaze emanating from its red eyes. The stare would surely be intimidating if not coupled with its somewhat small size and insect like features. Upon the use of my pokedex I discovered the name of this pokemon, Durant. Aside from its gray exterior and steel exoskeleton, it greatly resembled an ant, an iron ant of sorts. Naturally my Dwebble was at a type advantage due to Durant's steel typing, but that's not counting me pulling off something like aiming for its abdomen to severely weaken it or something crazy like that. Releasing Dwebble for action, I ordered Dwebble to perform a quick Shell Smash so as to increase the damage against what I assumed would be Durant's high defense. However, I misjudged its speed and Durant had already begun to move using Attract, immobilizing my poor Dwebble. "Dwebble! Use Shell Smash!" I shouted, but it seemed to ignore such a simple command. I yelled in every demanding, polite, and intimidating tone I could think of yet I still got no response from my lovestruck Dwebble who still hadn't moved an inch out of Durant's pierecing glare. I also noticed up to this point Durant had not moved a muscle either, but he was practically immune from my onslaught of vocal commands from the start. As soon as I was just about to call Dwebble back and try again another time, Durant crawled over to Dwebble who was still not budging. I watched as Durant circled Dwebble a couple of times before climbing atop of the rock on its back. I was confused as to what was going on myself but surely most pokemon trainers out to fill their pokedex to the bulk would run into situations like these? Well the next instance would surely blow my mind. My mouth was agape as I could not look away from what Durant was doing next. It seemed to me like it was, piercing Dwebble's shell with his Iron Head. Of course this was effective I'll say, but it did not make it any more pleasurable to watch. Durant continued to do this more and more, hell, if I didn't know any better I'd say it was trying to learn Shell Smash, but I was sure it couldn't learn it. I'll be damned if he wasn't showing Dwebble how to though. I watched on for the next ten minutes as Dwebble seemed to Flail from when Durant finally succeeded to penetrate its soft core. After all that? Still no Gunk Shot? Man, this Durant is a pimp. I had to snag me one of those bad boys when I get the chance. Soon I finally noticed Dwebble making an attempt to resist, trying to Endure Durant's Giga Impacts for as long as it can. It was inevitable, Dwebble couldn't escape. Its hopeless Struggle Bug slowly ended with a faint and Durant climbed off and crawled back into the grass. I'm gonna get me a goddamn Durant. |
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| Albino | Jul 12 2011, 05:45 PM Post #33 |
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This is just something my friend posted on her Facebook a while back that I saved because I thought it was pretty funny. Thought I'd post it here: please would everyone who is trolling sumeone whatever trolling means idk would you please stop it's hurting this person more than you can see and i know you mean no harm by it but you can see it is bothering this person so please stop And this is something my friend saw on 4chan and decided to share with me: My girlfriend is a jew. She doesn't give half a nigger, and neither do I because neither of us are faggots. |
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| Albino | Jul 28 2011, 12:33 PM Post #34 |
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No. I believe that all things and objects in the universe have a choice. And they choose to go towards the ground and stay on the ground. Except for helium who chooses not to. Sir Izak Newtom saw this choice and said it was gravity, the earth pulling it to the ground. Hogwash, the apple chose to fall to the ground. How can Science prove gravity? Mumbo jumbo, I tried explaining this to a scientist and he said inanimate objects couldn't have a choice. Why not? Where in the United States constitution does it say that inanimate objects are not allowed to have a choice? No where! That's where. I told him that too, smug scallywag. He didn't like that, though he said that look was due to him wondering about my sanity when questioned. Balderdash, my sanity is fine. I challenged that man to a bout of fisticuffs I did. My matron was none too pleased of course, ordered me to move away to my family's kingdom. So I boarded the cart, which had a couple of dice so that I could amuse myself during the journey. Something was odd about this cart, like it was one of a kind. We got to my new destination by around seven or eight o' clock in the evening. As I left the cart, I said I would wish not to be reminded of the foul smell later. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air! |
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| Arturia Pendragon | Jul 28 2011, 01:03 PM Post #35 |
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My heart is aching from your terribly cruel insult to my masculinity. Except that I have a girlfriend and I'm getting steady ass. Yeah. I'm such a fag. How about you go insult people who actually give a fuck what you say. Thank you. Have a nice day, cock-juggling thundercunt You're such a poser. Ever since you joined the GameFAQ FE7 board, all you've done is go along with how everyone else acts and try to fit in with them. Then you say something wrong, piss the vets off momentarily, then kiss ass to get in back in their good graces. I know I'm not one to talk, but I can tell half of the people on this forum only tolerate you. Get your shit sorted out, THEN come and try to insult me. ____, as i have explained to you before, there is a reason that i am using _______. now, please, quit questioning my infinitely flawless because you lost an argument. your incessant insulting of me for simple discussion harms me deeply, and i do wish it would stop. please, _____, save me Edited by Arturia Pendragon, Jul 28 2011, 01:07 PM.
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| SW Slash | Aug 7 2011, 12:29 AM Post #36 |
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I'm a Black Woman: ╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝ |
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| Albino | Oct 16 2011, 02:04 PM Post #37 |
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"Madam Speaker, it started with the training bra and then it came to the push-up bra; the support bra, the Wonder bra, the super bra," he said. "There is even a smart bra. Now, if that is not enough to prop up your curiosity, there is now a new bra. It is called the holster bra, the gun bra. That is right, a brassiere to conceal a hidden handgun. Unbelievable. What is next? A maxi-girdle to conceal a stinger missile? Beam me up. I advise all men in America against taking women to drive-in movies who may end up getting shot in a passionate embrace. I yield back all those plain old Maidenform brassieres and chain link pantyhose." |
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| Albino | Oct 16 2011, 02:06 PM Post #38 |
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▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ SHUT UP AND ENJOY MY PENIS ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ |
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| Arturia Pendragon | Sep 24 2012, 08:59 PM Post #39 |
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What's the anime called where there is a guy with a Death Note and he uses the Death Note to kill people and the Death Note has rules and he uses the rules in the Death Note to hide from the police the fact that he has a Death Note. There are also gods who own Death Notes and they kill people with their Death Notes. I think there are more than one person with Death Notes and they use the Death Notes to try and kill each other and there is one guy who tries to stop people from using the Death Note. I know it's really famous but I can't remember its name. I saw it ages ago and was like: I love this Death Note concept. But I can't remember the name... Pic related: It's a Death Note |
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| SW Slash | Jun 2 2014, 11:39 PM Post #40 |
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One time in college I was listening to _________ have sex because his dorm room was close to mine and he sometimes had loud sex. There was lots of screaming and moaning going on and I started to imagine the girl was moaning about me and I began to chub up a little. Then I heard him shout, "Who's got the bomb ass d***? Who's got the bomb ass d***, b****?" And I whispered aloud, "Me. I've got the bomb ass d***." Then I shaved my chest and did 13 or so pushups and walked around proudly for the rest of the day. |
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