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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:18 PM Post #1 |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:19 PM Post #2 |
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When I clicked this topic, I was expecting something about _____. To my horror, I was greeted by a grammatical abomination, the culmination of all things deemed unholy and sinful. My very eyes burned at the sight of this hideous creature, my skin began to crawl. How you, the TC, managed to bring forth such a malevolent presence into the realm of mortals eludes and terrifies me. In the future, if you decide to once again summon this...this unnatural blight...please inform me ahead of time, so that I may escape the coming storm through suicide. |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:19 PM Post #3 |
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AND NOW FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK. DO YOU HAVE DRY ITCHY SKIN? ARE YOU OBESE? DO YOU LIVE IN THE GALOPAGOS ISLANDS?? WELL IF SO YOU COULD BE ELIGIBLE FOR BRAND NEW ROCKET HELMET!!! WITH THE ROCKET HELMET YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.....BUT BETTER! RIDE BIKES! WASH THE BABIES! LOCK THE DOOR! EATING! WITH THE ROCKET HELMET! YOU CAN! |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:19 PM Post #4 |
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bubble_lead: Bubbles are a spherical structures normally containing trapped gas, the most common being a mixture of 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and 1% argon. Forming a bubble with water is not relatively difficult because of its physical properties. However, the density of the element lead, Pb, is around 11 times that of water, therefore, forming a bubble made of lead with a blowing method would not be conventional, as it would most likely collapse upon itself, its existence being pointless and short-lived. Also, its existence is detrimental, as most forms of lead are notoriously poisonous, especially to small children. Furthermore, another method of forming lead bubbles, boiling, is also economically pointless because of the fact that it would have to be heated at temperatures exceeding 1700 degrees Celsius, which would be a tremendous waste of potential kinetic energy. Last, but certainly not least, the existence of the user bubble_lead in GameFAQS is widely disputed. Since he/she is fraudulent, malicious, and by definition, a troll (and not the funny kind either), his/her existence creates more negativity than benefits to the members of the already corrupted board. By removing this stain from the Fire Emblem boards, it just may stand a fighting chance. |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:20 PM Post #5 |
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Judging by the six point scale on judging essays, I must give you a 1/6. First of all, you did not include a thesis statement, which is of vital importance. The thesis statement should include the title of the game, the makers of the game and the topics you will be addressing in this essay. Furthermore, this is not even close to the proper structure of an essay, as it does not even have your points broken up into body paragraphs. In this wall of text that you have constructed you have not successfully completed the action of indenting the type of writing which owns the name of a "paragraph," and these things by the name of "paragraphs" must start with an indent. Therefore, because of these aforementioned errors in your attempted essay, I must take off some marks. Do note that this is just based on the structure of your "essay," if I can even call it that. The information that this wall of text is supposed to deliver is very unorganized and, shall I say, childish. For example, I shall quote one of the lines you have written down. "__________" is a very childish line, and one would expect this sort of text in a Gameboy Advance game called GhebFE. However, since this is not GhebFE, and it is easy to tell, as this wall of prose you have supplied us, the readers, is not even close to the sheer awesomeness of GhebFE. For example, your essay did not ever include any mention of Gheb, lolis or any other pwnsome characters or things. In fact, this is not even a patch for the game called Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. This isn't even close to one. But I digress. In the body section of your essay, you have not provided concrete evidence in the form of quotations in the game, or actions done by the characters. In fact, you haven't even attached a Works Consulted sheet. Therefore, this is plagiarism and it is against the law. You should "go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200." You should be extremely grateful that I even gave you the one point. However, I did said action mostly out of pity. Yes, I gave you a pity mark. Hopefully this will teach you that plagiarism is morally wrong and is a very unethical and illicit action. Do not commit the crime of plagiarism again. |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:20 PM Post #6 |
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Billy Mays usually captures his audience's attention by busting on to the set of the infomercial like the Kool-Aid man on crack and begins yelling about the amazing power of whatever random gizmo he happens to be peddling that day. Those viewers who haven't suffered shock-induced heart attacks or fled the room in terror are now completely enamored by Billy Mays' marketing pitch. Mays then goes on to demonstrate how astounding his product is and how you cannot possibly go about your pathetic existence without it. He accomplishes this through many means, his deafening vocal style being one of them. Mays will also resort to stringing together a bunch of nursery school rhymes about the product (he's probably the only grown man who can get away with this) or throwing together over-elaborate "practical" demonstrations and showing how his product can overcome them with ease. For instance, say Mays is marketing a carpet cleaner; for a demo, he will bust into your house and spill a jug of red wine and a bucket of sheep's blood on your carpet, then piss on it just for good measure. He'll then break out the KABOOM! and get to work... or the OxiClean, or Orange Glo... or whatever the **** works on carpets. And like magic, that stain has had its ass handed to it on a platter. But before leaving with just a simple goodbye and a phone number, Billy Mays continues his assault on your auditory senses and promises to double triple sextuple the offer for FREE! And he'll even throw in some Mighty Putty, a couple Hercules Hooks, an Awesome Auger, and a handjob, all for the low, low price of $19.95 - BUT ONLY IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 30 SECONDS! Because they don't film these things ahead of time and run them continuously, you know. |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:20 PM Post #7 |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:21 PM Post #8 |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:21 PM Post #9 |
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Seriously, too many people lately get on the boards and just act like jerks to practically everyone. If someone has a question, instead of just answering it, people get mad and either say your stupid or direct them to a small portion of a faq in a harsh manner. Just because they may have missed it in the faq, or just dont feel like reading every faq to find it, dosent mean they should get flamed. The worst place i think is in the pages where people argue. They are constently throwing hate at everyone trying to prove there point over another. Why cant it just end with, "o.k. thats what you think, this is what i think, end of discussion." If we were to meat each other in real life i think half of us would either be dead or in a hospital cus i think with the way they talk on the boards they would probably seriously hurt someone. And just so i know, why is it if someone's grammer or spelling isnt perfect (i know mine sucks, grammer was my worst subject in school) then everything they say isnt even considered? I'm not trying to start any trolling or anything (although there probably will be), i just want to know people just cant be respectful anymore. |
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| Albino | Mar 18 2011, 10:22 PM Post #10 |
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A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and Uncyclopedia. You should not make walls of text because people will hate you unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can create a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that. Now on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time. So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to whatever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look dumb and weird and dumb. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters. Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the heck? That was a rhetorical question right there. What the hell? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off. You must get a proper spanking to stop making walls of text, but if you are weird then that doesn't apply to you. Walls of text are defeated by deleting them or splitting them into paragraphs. Or some other things that would work but will take hours to think of. People are considered a nuisance if they create walls of text. This might be the end. If you hope this is the end, I am not sure. But if I was not sure then I wouldn't be talking. I should know. Or should I? The best way to make a better and good wall of text is to copy and paste what you previously typed or write. Hey, that reminds me. Walls of text aren't always on the internet! They could be anywhere that is able to produce symbols. Is this the end for the sanity of your eyes? Did you actually read up to here? Or did you skip to near the end and read this? Either way, you fail in life. Just kidding. Or was I? Oh well. Congratualtions, or not, actually not. |
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