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Basic Character and Weapon Essays; And the RNG Goddess and Largo's Lost Arm Essay
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I'll admit, I was a fool. When I first played Fire Emblem, I thought that characters couldn't top Wallace. His bald hair, no sense of direction, and his sudden disappearance for more than half the game appealed to me. Well, forget that, Wallace is a moron. Because there's someone even better. His name is Marcus. Don't laugh at his name. Marcus is a cooler name than yours. Anyways, Marcus is the best knight in all of Pherae. Lol, that's a lie. Marcus is the best knight in all of Elibe. Dammit, I can't stop lying. Marcus is the best knight in any game, ever. Seriously, no one can top his purple mane as it flows in the breeze. The way he rides his horse into battle, chopping people in half sending their blood into the air.... That's Marcus. Marcus could probably win the entire game by himself- sorry, I'm doubting the awesome powers of Marcus. Marcus could win the game by himself, and he did. Just now. In the time it took you to read "Marcus could win the game" Marcus did win the game. See, Marcus is like God. If you think about Marcus winning the game, he will. And he did it again, just now. Now, granted Zealot is pretty close to being equal to Marcus's sovereign power, but everybody know Zealot has a hawt wife. This automatically means that Marcus has raped her several times. Remember how I said Marcus did whatever you thought? Well, Zealot has just called the Ilian police, because Yuno is on the floor, her vag burst wide open by Marcus's all permeating wang. And she liked it, even though Marcus is like 70 years older than her. Marcus is simply the most supreme power in the universe. There have been imitators, of course- namely Chuck Norris, and Gheb. Gheb's idol is Marcus. He's got posters in his room with Marcus all over them. He actually had a fantasy about Marcus before he realized there was no way he was even close to being as smexy as Marcus, and therefore, unacceptable. Chuck Norris also bows before Marcus. Chuck Norris may have a fist under his beard, but what does Marcus have under his beard? He has another Marcus, waiting to be unleashed. Of course, when this happens, we'll all be dead in a negligent amount of time, so just pray to Marcus that he doesn't unleash another of himself. But enough about those who are inferior, let's talk more about Marcus. I like talking about Marcus. Don't you? If you don't, you might as well say your prayers. Whoops, too late. Marcus has the best stats in the entire game. That's no surprise. He can use swords, axes, lances, and his wang. His wang ignores defense (there's no defense from Marcus's wang) and sodomizes the enemy until they kill themselves out of despair. Some have speculated how old Marcus is. How old do you think he is? 20, 40, 60? Well, you're wrong. Why calculate the age of something that doesn't? Now, granted, Marcus's beard does run out of color once in a while(explaining his 'old' appearance in Fuuin no Tsurugi) but he soon grows a new one, even more vibrant and purple than the last. Some people say Marcus is a dragon. WRONG. He is a Marcus, plain and simple. There is only one of him(not counting beard-Marcus) and to pronounce his true name, you would need to rip out your tongue. So, he gave himself a new name, so we lowly humans could sing praises of the "Purple One", as he was named in ancient times. Marcus is quite simply, the best, character in any game you've ever played. No question.
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Marcus is everywhere.

Marcus is standing by your side right now.

Marcus is with you in the shower and the bathroom.

Marcus is in every game you've ever played.

Marcus is a Paladin.

Marcus is all things good and all things important and all things great and all things wonderful.

Every Jeigan is actually Marcus, and the measure of how useful that Jeigan is only serves to determine how good the Fire Emblem game is that he is in. For example, Titania, Path of Radiance, is Marcus disguised with feminine qualities; Titania, also, is known as a quite useful and good character in Path of Radiance, which is considered to be a relatively good game, equals the relative goodness and usefulness of Titania. Path of Radiance failed to truly capture the entity that is Marcus, thus making it fail in its mission. Blazing Sword and Sword of Seals truly show who Marcus is in and of himself, and seeing how Blazing Sword is the best game in the series, it is deductible through logic to determine that in this game, Marcus is at the peak of himself. But no, I digress, that cannot be possible, for no game or thing in existence can possibly capture the true essence of Marcus, which is yet to be fully known; it is a mystery. However, these two games, the universe of Elibe, capture the essence of Marcus quite well. The purpose of Fire Emblem is solely to capture the essence of Marcus, and until that is done, the series will continue to produce more games. That is why, even after these two games, they created the failure known as the Sacred Stones. However, I said earlier that the usefulness and goodess of a Paladin equals the goodness of the game in which that Paladin is from. But I digress, for I slightly lied: Earlier, I did not say such a thing, but rather, implied such a thing. However, I slightly lied again, because I actually said Every Jeigan is actually Marcus, and the measure of how useful that Jeigan is only serves to determine how good the Fire Emblem game is that he is in. But lo and behold, I digress again, because I never said this. I actually typed this. No, I slightly lied again. My fingers pressed button on the keyboard and that's how it produced that which I said. But wait, keyboards don't have buttons, they have keys, but not the kind you put into doors. Now, I realize that I am getting off topic, so let me return to the topic again. Actually, this has gone on long enough. The Great Purple one known as Marcus cannot be spoken of for too long, or else. I shall leave further discussion open to the good public and members of this board. I hope you all understand how Marcus is present in the game Path of Radiace. Farewell.
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Garm is the Sacred Twin black axe of Grado. Garm is S-Ranked, meaning a unit must have an S-Rank in axes to use it. Due to the fact that a unit can only one S-Rank, a, say, a Warrior must choose between S-Ranking Bows or S-Ranking Axes. However, I slightly lied. Lyon can S-Rank both Dark Magic and Staves. In Fire Emblem 6: Fuuin no Tsurugi, a unit can S-Rank all possible weapons it can use. Therefore, a FE6 unit, to be specific, a FE6 Paladin, the best of which is Zealot, could use Garm, Audhulma, and Vidofnir. I'm sorry, I slightly lied again. A FE6 unit could not use Fire Emblem 8: The Sacred Stones weapons. However, it can use FE6 weapons. Therefore, it can use the Armads, Durandal, and Malte. However, it can not use all three at once, unless the game has been significantly altered and the Paladin has three arms. But that's slightly off-topic, I digress. We are talking about FE8 because we are on the FE8 board. The possible wielders of Garm are, in order of appearance, Gilliam, Franz, Garcia, Ross, Kyle, Forde, Amelia, Duessel, Gerik, Dozla, Caellach, and Fado. Quite a large portion of FE8's cast can use Garm. However, many of these units can only use axes post-promotion, therefore increasing the difficulty of getting them an S-Rank in axes. It can be done easier, however, if you use the Devil Axe. The Devil Axe gives 8 times as much axe weapon experience as most other axes or most other weapons. However, the Devil Axe is very heavy and very innaccurate. Also, it can backfire and do damage to the user equal to the damage it would've done to the opponent. The Devil Axe is risky but it has a good potential benefit for the user. Garm gives a +5 bonus to Speed. This is good because many of the potential Garm wielders could benefit from the boost. In appearance of order, I mean order of appearance, they are Garcia, Ross, Kyle, Duessel, Dozla, Caellach and Fado. None of them have good Speed. The stereotypical axe user often lacks Speed. A notable exception to this is Dart from Fire Emblem 7: Rekka no Ken. Dart has an impressive Speed stat, so giving Dart the Garm axe would increase his Speed to make it quite high. I'm sorry, I slightly lied again. Please punish me in a kinky way. Back to what I was saying. Dart cannot use Garm, despite the fact that the only weapon type he can use, let alone S-Rank, is axes. Why, you ask? Garm does nto, I mean, not, exist in FE7. However, Basilikos does. Basilikos could be considered an inferior version of Garm. I'm sorry, but I am digressing from the point I am trying to make. Please reprimand me if I do this again. Garm is acquired upon completing Eirika's Chapter 15: Scorched Sand or Ephraim's Chapter 14: Father and Son. Interestingly, the son does not appear during the Chapter. I'm sorry, i, I mean I, slightly lied again. The son, Lyon, appears in conversation scenes before and after the main conflict in Father and Son. However, I am slightly digressing. Upon completion of said Chapter(s), Garm, along with Gleipnir, are added to the main character's inventory. However, something interesting happens when the main character's inventory is full. I am sorry, what happens isn't very interesting. Something truly interesting does happen when the main character's inventory and the Supply convoy is full. In the first instance, you will have to send two of the main character's items to Supply, and you will have to discard two of the main character's items in the latter circumstance. This creates the interesting paradox where the sacred relics of Grado can be simply discarded. This is interesting because such powerful items, two of the eight used to defeat the feared Demon King, are merely thrown away.
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Glepinir is the Sacred Twin Tome of Grado. Sorry, I lied. There are two twins, thus earning the term twin, meaning two, making Glepinir one of the Sacred Twins of Grado, the other being Garm. Glepinir is the most powerful magic in the game. Sorry, I kind of lied again. My apologies, but Naglfar is actually the best Tome in game. GAH! MY LIES POISON YOUR MINDS! Sorry, but Aura in the hands of a high level Bishop has the potential to be more powerful. Unless you are not fighting monsters. However, this point is moot, seeing as Naglfar is only atainable in Creature Campaign, which is a monster only campaign. Oops, I lied. There are two thieves on level 5 of the Ruin to go after the chests there. Howeer, to continue, you must defeat these thieves. Lie, lies, lies. To continue, you must defeat all enemies, thus killing the tieves in the process. To attain Naglfar, you must defeat the thirty levels of the ruins. GAH! I failed, sir. You must defeat the ten levels of the Ruins three times to get Naglfar. I lied again! Nooooooooooo! You actually get Lyon, the Crown Prince of Grado for getting past the ten levels of the Ruins. Damn! I lie to often! You attain Fado if you are able to get past the Ruins. As I was saying, Glepinir is the most powerful magic tome, despite having no extra damage to monsters. However, in Lute's hands, the tome is deadly. Noooooos! My lies truly are cruel. Lute is unable to use Glepinir without using a Control Enemy glitch in game. Sorry for that.
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Excalibur is the Wind Blade. Oops, I'm sorry. Excalibur is an Anima Tome, not a wind blade. Uh-oh, I slightly lied again. The game calls Excalibur the wind blade, but it is an S Anima tome. It has 30 uses and has an extra attack bonus against monsters. Oops, I fibbed again. If you use the Hammerne Staff that you get in Chapter 14, you can repair it to 30 uses again. Hammerne is found in the far northwest chest in the Jehanna Hall mission. That mission is titled "Queen fo White Dunes." Oops, that should be "Queen of White Dunes," not "Queen fo White Dunes." On Ephraim's Route, that is, if you chose to travel with Ephraim to Grado, you find Hammerne in the right chest of the three chests clumped in the middle of the map. That chapter is called "Father and Son." But I am getting off-topic. If you use all three Hammerne uses on Excalibur, it can have anywhere from 33 uses to a whopping 117 uses! Anyway, Excalibur is an Anima tome. This means that Lute, Artur, Moulder, L'Arachel, and Ewan can use it. Oh noes! Err, I meant to say 'Oh no!' I made a small lie again. The Bible says that all lies are the same, so I just lied again when I said I made a small lie. Oops, Im going off-topic again. Please correct me if I do that again. Anyway, I made a lie when I said that Artur, Moulder, L'Arachel, and Ewan can use Excalibur. Artur and Moulder have to promote to Sages to use Excalibur. Even then, it will be hard, because they both start with a D Anima. Aww snap, I was wrong again. They start with an E Anima. That makes it even harder, because they have to get 10 more Weapon EXP. Weapon EXP is how much you get from attacking. You always get 1 Weapon EXP from attacking. Oops, I lied again. Please help me stop lying. The spell Alacalibur adds 2 Anima Weapon EXP. However, that spell is not acquirable without cheating. Anyway, L'Arachel, that is, the Troubadour you get at 'Phantom Ship' or 'Creeping Darkness,' depending on route (Phantom Ship is Ephraim's, Creeping Darkness is Eirika's), can only use Anima Magic if she promotes to Mage Knight. That will give her E Anima Magic, but she will have A Staff, like the Priest Moudler (who you get at Chapter 2, 'The Protected'), and the Cleric Natasha (who you get at Chaper 5, 'The Empire's Reach'). Oops, I spelled something wrong. It should be 'Moulder,' not Moudler. Also, Ewan cannot use Anima Magic if he goes Shaman -> Summoner. However, since his best promotion path is Mage -> Mage Knight, you can easily master Anima Magic. In Arthurian legend, that is, legends about King Arthur of Britain and the Knights of the Round Table, Excalibur was King Arthur's sword. I think he pulled the sword out of solid rock, but I cannot remember and I don't feel like using Google. However, I will use Wikipedia. However, Wikipedia's servers were down when I typed this. However I did learn that Excalibur is not the sword in the stone. However, people do often confuse Excalibur with the Sword in the Stone. There was a company that made King Arthur: The Search for Excalibur, which was a game in which King Lot stole Arthur's sword in the stone (which is called Excalibur in the game, but it isn't really Excalibur). Also, in Final Fantasy for the NES, that is, the very first Final Fantasy ever, released in 1985 or 1986, Excalibur was the strongest sword in the game. Only the Knight class, which was the advanced Fighter class, could use Excalibur. Oops, I lied again. Please slap me or something if I lie again. The strongest sword in Final Fantasy for the NES, that is, the very first Final Fantasy ever, released in 1985 or 1986, was the Masamune. However, it could be wielded by anyone. Excalibur was the strongest sword that only the Knight could use.
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Dark Magic is one of the three magic types in fire emblem. Well, there are really 4, but one of them doesn't count since it is staves, anyway, Dark Magic is one of the 3 offensive magic types in fire emblem, except for Radient Dawn, oh, sorry, i meant Radiant Dawn, Path of Radiance, and a few other fire emblem games but im too lazy to talk about them, anyway, in Radiant dawn and path of Radiance, there were 5 kinds of magic, with anima being replaced by wind, fire, and thunder magic, but im getting off topic, and this is Defininetely a run-on sentence. But I won't bother to fix it. Anyway, Dark magic seems to be one of the worst kinds of magic in the game. Many people say this is because IS, which is the compnay that. Oh, I'm sorry, i meant company, that makes fire emblem, and it is NOT the word is. Anyway, where was i going, ah yes. IS seems to hate dark magic and dark magic users. Sorry, i didn't even tell you that IS stands for Intelligent Studios, did I? Well I'm Sorry, please punish me in the future. Anyway, IS (which stands for intelligent studios) seems to have a beef (as in not like very much) with dark magic users. The main sort of dark magic user is a shaman, the only shaman you get in the game is Knoll. I'm sorry, I meant to say Canas. Knoll is only in Sacerd, I mean Sacred Stones. Anyway, Canas is the only dark magic magic user you receive except for Athos, who doesn't count. Because he is only in the last chapter. Anyway, Shamans promote into Druids using a guiding ring, sorry, i meant to say guidning ring, oh, never mind, i Guess I DID mean to say Guiding ring. Well, I'm sorry. But this esssay, I mean essay, is about dark magic, not Guiding rings. Anyway, dark magic is strong against anima magic, and weak against light magic. That, and dark magic also seems to have lots of special affects, i mean effects, as a noun. By Special affects, i mean effects, i mean that a certain dark magic speel, i mean spell, which i can't seem to do todya, i mean today. Sorry, multiple spells have special effects, such as Luna, which negates enemy resistance. Resistance reduces the amount of damagee, i mean damage, that magical attacks do, but this isn't about resistance, its about dark magic. Anyway, dark magic users prefer to refer... Hey, that rhymes, prefer to refer. Arent i clevre? I mean Clever, wait, i capitalized something i shouldn't have, stop me if i do it again. But I'm going off topic again, anyway, Dark magic users prefer to refer to dark magic as elder magic. I believe this could be because saying "dark" magic gives the impression that its evil. But a funny thing about dark magic, it seems to like the color purple, a very girly color if you ask me. This could be giving the impressinono. Sorry, thats a big word, and i mispell those a lot. This could be giving the impression that girls are evil, even though the magic itself is not evil. But i am going off topic again. The important thing to remember is that dark magic is strong against anima and weak against light, and that Canas is the only dark magic user other than Athos you receive in the game. Wait, thats 2 things, i should have said things, punish me in the future if i do it again. Anyway. This concludes my essayu, i mean essay (sorry) on dark magic.
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The Aura essay, by Malc:



To acquire the Aura tome, the tome of great holy light from the highest heavens, one must journey to the Church of Saint Simeon Stylites in Aleppo, Syria, one of the oldest church buildings in the world. There, you must fast for seven days and seven nights while asking your religious deity for permission to obtain such a powerful book from the heavens. Depending on your religion, your deity will be different and your deity determines how fast you'll get an answer or if you'll get an answer at all. After being granted permission to wield the Aura tome, the deity will most likely ask you for proof of your worth, to show that you won't go power crazy nor will you use the tome for any evil intent. From here, you must journey to Metz Cathedral in France where inside you'll find a saint who prays alone. However, he's only there on certain days, so with a little luck you can catch him during the week, but he's mostly there during Sundays. This saint has access to the Fellowship Hall inside the cathedral which contains a holy item called "The Cup of Jamshid", which is said to have been filled with a liquid elixir that grants immortality to the drinker. The saint can't provide the elixir of course, but he fills it with pure water, and tells you to drink it symbolizing the purification of your heart and soul, so that you will be able to wield the tome. He also recommends that you travel to Greece, and acquire a legendary sceptre called, "Thyrsus", that will add to the already tremendous power of the Aura tome, but it can only be acquired by the most pious of beings. If you choose to, that is your wish, but others will return to Syria where their deity will spawn the tome from a bright light that covers the altar.
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The 3-13 Archer is a popular NPC Archer in the 13th chapter of Part 3. He is first located on the map's upper left ballista. A ballista is a large device used for firing various projectiles. The earliest form of ballistae was developed from early Greek versions of crossbows, and were generally used to fire large darts or rounded stones. However, I am not here to discuss the ballista or its origins, just to tell you about the 3-13 Archer, so I will continue to write about the 3-13 Archer instead of the history of ballistae. Please excuse my wandering. Back to the point, the thing that makes the 3-13 Archer so unique is that, unlike most NPCs, he shows some semblance of AI. Around the eighth turn of Chapter 13 of Part 3, laguz appear, ready to kill the guards blocking the gap leading to the 3-13 Archer's ballista, which is now probably out of ammo. That was likely a run-on sentence, but I'm not going to bother to fix it. At this point, the 3-13 Archer leaves his ballista, jumps off of the ledge, and proceeds to kill, or attempt to kill, the laguz ready to maul the guards. He fights for his friends. Surprisingly enough, he manages to kill the 3 laguz, more often than not,before they kill him and he becomes an hero. This makes to 3-13 Acher, i mean Archer, or actually, I mean "I mean Archer"... um, where was I again? Oh, yes. This makes the 3-13 Archer a standout among NPCs, and is why I'm writing right now. Sorry for the confusion. However, on a more interesting note, the 3-13 Archer isn't really an archer, but a Sniper. That is to say, he is an archer, as in someone who fires a bow, but his official class title in the game is Sniper, as in someone who's really good with a bow, not someone standing in a window with a rifle trying to shoot the President. But it seems like of gone off topic yet again, and if it happens another time I give up with the writing. Anyways, most people's reasoning for the 3-13 Archer's title is either that "3-13 Sniper doesn't sound as good" or "I'm too much of a lazy ass to care". Thus, the 3-13 Sniper got his title as the 3-13 Archer, and continued to inspire me as I wrote this.
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Glass is a very good unit. Glass is also a very good unit. Glass is also quite possibly one of the most vey good units. But, let me get to the point, Glass is a very good unit. He is a character in Chapter 2 of Lyn's Mode, and he is a level 3 mercenary with more than enough con to weild axes when he promotes. But, you can't promote enemies. It is true. Use the Mine Glitch in the Chapter Unfulfilled Heart, the one with Master Vaida and his Uuber 'Spear.' It is a very Uuber 'Spear.' I would know. He uses it very well. Master Vaida can peirce almost anything with his Uuber 'Spear.' Especially the Horse-Carriage Man's 'Wares.' Ah! I'm sorry. While Vaida is most certainly the most manly man Fire Emblem has to offer, that is against the point I am making now. You can't promote enemies. It is true. Use the Mine Glitch in the chapter Unfulfilled Heart, the one with Master Vaida and his Uuber 'Spear.' In that chapter there is a over level ten Cavalier with a Knight's Crest. If you use the Mine Glitch you can have the Cavalier promote, but that is a lie. You can't promote that Cavalier because you can't promote enemies. It is true. You know, I feel I have been running in circles. Where were we? I know it was something that rhymed with 'ass.' Bass... Mass... Hippopotamus... Glass! Glass is a very good unit. Glass is also a very good unit. Glass is also quite possibly the most very good unit. But, let me get to the point, Glass is a very good unit. He is a character in Chapter 2 of Lyn's Mode, and he is a level 3 mercenary with more than enough con to weild axes when he promotes. But, you cannot promote him because he is an enemy. It is true. So, if you want Glass to have enough con to weild axes you must have him join your team. This makes it so Glass is no longer an enemy but on your team. You can't have Glass have enough con to weild axes if he isn't promoted, and he can't promote unless if he is on your team. It is true. So, you need to get Glass on your team so you can promote him so Glass can have enough con to weild axes for you. You need to promote Glass to have enough con to weild axes because, while he may have peerless sword skillz, he is only a level three mercenary and can't use axes. But, since he is an mercenary he can promote to a Hero so he can have enough con to weild axes. But, Glass is an enemy, and enemies can't be promoted. So, you must get Glass to join your team in order to promote him so Glass can have enough con to weild axes. This works quite well for you because Glass isn't just an enemy, but a recruitable enemy, like Gazelle, who is gotten in Chapter 4. Gazelle is a very not good unit. Gazelle says he fights for his wife, but really Gazelle fights his wife. *Spoilers Alert* Gazelle loses to his wife. Everyday. It is quite sad. Even though he has the ax, his wife has the pants. It is true. Just look at his sprite in battle. No pants. But, I digress, while Gazelle is also a not very good unit, Glass is a very good unit, and you must recruit Glass to be able to promote him so Glass can have enough con to weild axes. To recruit Glass you need to meet very specific requirements. You must have Lyn attacking Glass, with Kent to her left and Sain to her right. You must have Lyn attack Glass until Glass killzorz her with his peerless swordskillz. Anyway, after you have the Goat Demon vanquished by Glass, he decides to take over your team. Kent and Sain don't mind, because they are sexing it up on the Goat Demon's bloodied corpse, and the Tactician willn't have any objections because he know the gods fear Glass's name and Glass's peerless swordskillz. Anyway, once Glass joins your team he can gain sexp, and eventually get struck by lightning. Once he gets struck by lightning he will become a Hero, and Glass will finally have enough con to weild axes. But I digress, again. Glass is a very good unit. Glass is also a very good unit. Glass is also quite possibly the most very good unit because Glass has the con to weild axes. Have I said that Glass is a very good unit?
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Much speculation has flown around about the revered (and sometimes cursed) RNG Goddess. She is a divine being who rewards her most loyal followers with blessed units; those who do not heed her commandments are punished with a condition people refer to as "RNG screwage". But the question is, who is this wonderful and vengeful being? After doing a bit of research, CloudridRedXIII and I have found the answer.

Think back to Dark Dragon and the Sword of Light (FE1, for those who don't know). There existed a character named Anna, who appeared whenever the player wanted to suspend the game. She also was an NPC, whose husband, Jake, was a playable character. Nothing special, right? WRONG.

Bar Gaiden (FE2), Anna has appeared in every Fire Emblem game since then. She was joined by her husband Jake in Genealogy of the Holy War (FE4) and Blazing Sword (FE7), as well as Shadow Dragon (FE11), the remake of the original. For Anna and Jake to exist in these different scenarios can only mean one thing: They are the RNG Goddess and RNG God, respectively.

"Blasphemy!" you cry. "You're just making up conjecture!" ...Allow me to point you to three specific examples that prove the divinity of Anna and, by association, Jake.

First, her universal function in all of the non-Gaiden FE games: suspending your data for you. Only a holy being would be able to freeze time like that! Do you see any other characters asking if you want to save your data for later? I didn't think so.

Second, her role as a tutorial host in Path of Radiance (FE9) and Radiant Dawn (FE10). As wise as many characters throughout the series are, none of them would be able to explain the nuances of Fog of War or the Trinity of Magic, or even tell someone what the R Button was. Anna's ability to do so must mean she is an omniscient being.

Finally, her role in Blazing Sword, which may be the most proof of all. Anna appears in a tavern on the chapter "Port of Badon", the boss of which is a Berserker named Fargus. The leader of the pirate crew that engages you on this chapter, he is easily the toughest foe up to that point in the game, and several of the pirates in the middle of the map are above average in both stats and equipment. This jump in difficulty for a chapter suggests that the pirate crew has been given Anna's blessing. The existence of Jake in that very same pirate crew lends credence to his identity as the RNG God.

After weighing all of these pieces of evidence, there is no doubt in my mind that Anna is anything less than the RNG Goddess. With her husband Jake at her side, and Fargus' crew serving as her chosen warriors, she will soon make her divinity known across the Fire Emblem universe.
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