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The Humourteer; News stories trying to be funny, non-real.
Topic Started: Aug 4 2010, 12:23 AM (1,098 Views)
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Desino Hominis
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CLASSIFIEDS

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EDGEVILLE

  • Hey, feeling a little lonely? Looking for a good time? Need someone to talk to? Swing by the house full of men in Edgeville, just north of the bank. We'll be waiting.
  • I am the brave and mighty Vannaka, looking for any and all who are strong enough to rid Gielinor of foul beasts far and wide. Speak to me in my dungeon under Edgeville if you are not cowardly to do so...
  • Capes! Capes! CAPES!!!! Hi, I'm Richard the Wilderness Cape Salesman and I'm here to tell you that no one can beat my prices on extraordinary wilderness team capes! I offer a wide selection of 6, 16, 26, 36, and 46 team capes. So come give me a visit in northern Edgeville, and if you see one of my competitors, stab them in the face!

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BARBARIAN VILLAGE

  • Me Ungret, me look for man to hit on head with club and make my husband. Me have few teeth, lots of hair and one eyebrow. Come with no helmet if interested.
  • Looking for experienced exterminator to rid me of an enormous Cockroach problem. Contact Professor Henry at the Stronghold of Player Safety, in the northern part of Barbarian Village.
  • Me Oog, me look for new big axe, me beat you up and take for free. Come barbarian village and we talk.

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VARROCK

  • LOST CAT, Fluffs, last seen in Varrock. Contact Gertrude with any information.
  • FOUND DOG, 2 Strays, wandering around Varrock. They loves the bones of dead guards. One was last seen humping the leg of an innocent woodcutter.
  • Come have your fortune told in fabulous Downtown Varrock! Located conveniently in Varrock square is the mysterious Gypsy Aris. Voted Best Gypsy in all of Gielinor 9 times out of 10. Tarot Cards, Palm reading, Face Reading, Tea Reading, Book Reading and Foot Fungus Cures. I see you knowing your future, in the future.
  • The Gielinor Historical Museum of Natural Wonders welcomes you to view our fantastic Natural History Exhibit, containing wonders of natural beauty from fauna to pachyderms.
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Notice: I don't know how good these will be as I've never read/written a horoscope.


Horoscopes


Aries: The thing you have been dreading will take place when you visit Varrok.

Taurus: You will be very succesful in the Wilderness, and none of your foes will be able to stop you, but be wary of the players you PK with, they may be more than just friendly Saradominists.

Gemini: That membership you've been saving up for has now risen another dollar.

Cancer: While pickpocketing Knights in Ardougne, a shooting star falls out of the sky and lands on you.

Leo: While walking through the Wilderness to the KBD layer, two revs attack you and you lose your full Bandos armor.

Virgo: You will fall off the Baxitorian Falls, lose your virginity, then die.

Libra: Your main account will be hacked and Jagex will ban you.

Scorpio: You will kill a player in PVP and they will drop full 3rd Age Range Armor, A Blue PHat, and 100m. You will be extremely rich, but you won't be able to PK ever again.

Sagittarius: While visiting the religous Falador, Zamorak smites you.

Capricorn: During your visit to Rimmington your Gas Mask's filter clog up and the smell kills you.

Aquarius: When swimming around the Mogre Camp, you are attacked by a Giant Man-eating crab. You will be knocked out and will wake up in Ardougne with your wallet stolen.

Pices: Avoid Edgeville at all costs.





Oh and I'm Scorpio by the way, so I'm a "little" biased.
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The RuneScape Times
Varrock Strikes Gold
Varrockian miners have been mining in the Varrock mines for many years, but have not ever before come across something so magnificent! Varrock has now recently been attracting all sorts of tourists from across RuneScape. The Varrockian miners were extremely excited to finally get some recognition for the hard work they do day in and day out.

I decided to do some work of my own, interviewing many of the miners. They say King Roald is taking all of the gold from them and selling it to make a profit. They feel this is unfair and they deserve the money for the hard work they do. What could all of this mean though? Perhaps Roald is planning to make the first attack on Lumbridge and is using the money to buy secret weapons? I interviewed Roald myself to see what information I could come up with. He stated that since the gold was in his city, he gets the profit, but he also told us he would not release what he is spending it on. More reason to believe Varrock is going to wage war on the poor Lumbridgites. We will post more on the situation as information is received, try to stay clear of Lumbridge and Varrock if possible, as Varrock may be bombed, and Lumbridge is full of freaking noobs asking for "phr33 st00f pl0x".
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