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The Humourteer; News stories trying to be funny, non-real.
Topic Started: Aug 4 2010, 12:23 AM (1,095 Views)
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The RuneScape Times
Varrock Murders
King Roald, king of Varrock, has received a large number of complaints from many of the infuriated Varrock families. Wife of former Varrock Guard Andrew had something to say on the matter, "Mine and many other families have been deeply impacted by this profound insanity, and the so called king continues to do nothing to embrace the topic." Now I wish to express just what exactly these families are so enraged about. Over the years many people have up to be a Varrock Guard, as it has a high pay and gives you a feeling of authority. Now this is all true, but there is one thing Roald left out, death. Guards have constantly been being killed by miscellanious people for no real reason, causing uproar amongst the citizens. They believe Roald must do something about the situation, and are planning ways to get back at the king as we speak. It is unfair for the guards to be killed at will, and something must be done as punishment for these serial killers.
 
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The Runescape Times
Alien Encounters!
So called alien sightings have been skyrocketing all over RuneScape in recent times. Many Scapers from all across RuneScape, from Lumbridge to Ardougne, legendary players and noobs alike, all have claimed to come across cute baby aliens inside of "Spacecrafts". From recent interviews these Scapers seem to see falling Space Ships as they look through telescopes built in their homes. Many brave adventurers decided to check the mysterious site out, while the puny level three noobs cowered in fear inside of their humble abodes. From interviews with the brave adventurers we were able to put together quite a bit on the subject, based on likeness in different stories. According to these brave men, there are cute alien babies inside of these "Shooting Stars" they like to call them. They claim the aliens mean no harm to them and only wish to greet and award you for freeing them.

What could this mean?!?!?!?! Having these aliens set foot on our RuneScape could lead to many different things, good and bad. I suppose I shall share with you the bad possibilites first. Now nobody is quite sure of anything with these new aliens we are encountering. Their intellect could be far superior to ours, which maybe lead us into harm. These cute aliens could be spies sent from other alien estabishments sent here in order to investiagte our settlements. They may try to learn our weaknesses and take over our world. Now this all may be true, but there is no need to always look for the wrong in things. These suspicious aliens could be just like us, looking to find out more about other places and lands. They may wish to make friends with us, and bring peace between our two different species.

Believe what you wish, everyone will have different opinions, for everyone knows different things. Now we may never figure out truly why they are coming to our lands, but our best bet is to make friends with them. If we plot war against them, they could be far more advanced then us, and engaging them in battle would just be plotting doom for all of RunesScape. Now if we befriend them, they may turn out to help us whether they are more advanced then us, on the same level, or even farther behind.
 
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