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Topic Started: May 29 2010, 03:48 PM (988 Views)
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What the fuck.
Lucille, the malfunctioning domestic android
Mari, the applied magician harpy
Eve, absolutely mad

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Sometime after or perhaps before Al and his uncle's shenanigans, Will was seen dicking around the lab making some poisons and whatnot. While he was messing around with the lab after his Dad strictly told him not to, Will still was unaware of the impending calamity that would happen if he didn't do some shit soon. Will was already done, he just chose to continue dicking around because nothing of importance was really happening. Amy was being useless and unresponsive to his Pesters, and Al was doing some sort of shenanigans with his uncle for the betas. Well, Will would've just found it calming enough to just chill and take some from his stash, but he chose not to. THAT WAS HIS FUCKING STASH. Oh, and he was still pissed about the ice cream too.
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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As Will was eating his stash, or not, he suddenly had an urge to make something that would reverse the effects of hallucinogens, but he didn't. Although it could be useful in later situations when someone was serious dropping some fucking balls, Will had used up most of the chemicals devising poisons. Mainly the kind that makes stuff roll over and die. He got bored and went to go look if MSPA had updated yet, probably not though since Andrew is a lazy bastard and doesn't care about the comic at all. The comic had, and it was in the middle of the third part of the Midnight Crew. A lot of time bullshit had happened with The Felt, a casino burned down, and Spades Slick suddenly had a scar on his face or some shit like that. Will couldn't get the grip of this shit, and closed out of MSPA after reading the new pages and finishing off the new album. Will got bored so he decided to pester Amy after checking her progress in SBURB.
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MT: Holy fuck where the shit are you I mean where do you even get a place that looks like this I mean hell.
MT: I'm gonna go check outside real quick though.
MT: My cat got out.
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> wake up

You wake up in the Land of flies and waste. How you know that you don't know except the fact the window made it obvious there was trash and stuff everywhere.

> Find out what to do
YOu try to, but you can figure it out not before you are attacked by a grist imp. You pull out your spear and swing at the imp, with its adorable Mr. Mew appearence. It takes a hit but it attacks back with it's claws. You dodge and ready to perform a finishing blow but you can't bring yourself to it.

> KILL THE DAMN THING
You can't! It's MR MEW! How heartless can you be killing Mr mew? The grist imp leaps at you, but impales itself on your spear somehow. It explodes in colorful gushers that disappears when you touch them
Athena, the battleworn fighter
Neku the crossdressing genius
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> Awaken

You open your eyes as much as you can. There's not much you can see right away but this doesn't look like your KITCHEN.

Suddenly your eyes shoot open. Weird looking dark creatures surround you. You look up, you appear to be at the base of a TOWER. Judging from where you lay, and the pain in your back, you fell from a long distance. You can't comprehend how you could have survived.

You see your LAPTOP laying next to you.

> Pester Will

SI: Will
SI: I've always wondered this
SI: This may sound weird to ask but would you say you like your dad or your cat more
SI: Cuz I'm telling you man
SI: My uncle FUCKING SUCKS AAAAAAARGH
SI: Also you should probably quit playing Midnight Crew and eating your stash
SI: Amy needs your help and frankly, I think you need mine
SI: I'm gonna try to get the server running after I figure out what all these black people want
Lucille, the malfunctioning domestic android
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Eve, absolutely mad

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MT: Yesyesfine
MT: UHHH
MT: Do you recall the conversation we had earlier about my cat's mind powers
MT: I'd say my dad.
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Anyways, after finishing up his chat with Al, he went outside into the dense foresting surrounding his house's location, looking up at the sky. It was EXACTLY like he figured it was. A fucking meteor was about to rain down on his house. Fantastic. You hurry back inside to inform your chums of the impending disaster above your house. Even if you got into your Dad's secret vault of guns, nothing would do anything. Not against a meteor of THAT caliber. You figure you'll just cower in fear and wait for something to save you. Yeah, maybe a miracle. Right now you go back to pestering back and forth with Amy and Al.
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MT: Okay, so, Amy.
MT: Look out for monsters.
MT: You might also wanna kill lots of them. Like, enough to restore our entire grist cache.
MT: 'Cause we're almost out.
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MT: So, Al, what exactly do you mean by all this and why suddenly the hilarious racist remark against Jehova's Witnesses.
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