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Topic Started: May 29 2010, 03:48 PM (990 Views)
Dr. Genzo
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SI: No way man
SI: This is out of my hands now
SI: My uncle is up there, probably tearing letters to shreds with his fancy cutlery
SI: and he's got the beta in his loving bosom, ready to pounce




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> Start Sburb

YOU NEED A Serve- oh hey lookie there apparently you are connecting to someone right now.

>Pester Will

You do so.

Walk around and capchalogue laptop for later use.
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TA: Hey dood. Your server is connect to me as a client. I guess that means we must be playing together.
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MT: Okay.
MT: JUST WHATEVER YOU FUCKING DO DON'T INSTALL THE SERVER YET
MT: I ALREADY INSTALLED MY CLIENT AND...... you started didn't you.
MT: Shit. CANCEL THE INSTALLATION
MT: RIGHT NOW. ARGH.
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Right now, Will was having a pretty hard fucking time comprehending the others' stupidity. Well, maybe except for Al, seeing as how he was stuck inside f the house when his Uncle deliberately goes to the post office to pick up the mail, so Al getting it first would be impossible unless he somehow got the jump on his uncle. Why did everything have to turn out so shitty. Why. Anyways, Will opened SBURB SERVER and checked on the connection process. Will was already finished while Amy was still at eight-something, but he didn't are. After a few more Cheetos it was done.
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MT: We're fully connected now.
MT: I'm going to start deploying shit.
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As he typed the nonsense, the planet was suddenly surrounded by green spirograph gates. The gates flung out meteors in seemingly random spots on the globe. A rather sizable one was heading straight for Will's house. One of a slightly smaller size blew out of a gate about ten minutes later, locked onto Amy's house.

Al was stopped at the stairwell by a tall, dark figure. He backed away from the man and stumbled out the garage door. He peered into the sky out the garage door. It was such a dark, cloudy day today. What was going on?
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At the exact same moment Al had looked out of the Window, Will felt compelled to look outside for peek. It was a dark, cloudy day. Will turned on the News and started hearing about strange meteorites hitting everywhere, all over Earth. Will immedietly figured this was no ordinary meteor shower. Could.... could this be? Was the apocalypse really upon? Nah. That would cramp Will's style all too well. Will had almost immedietly decided a place to deploy all of the tools in Amy's house, but first need to do some revisions.... Will had added a whole other room to the house, hoping it would be big enough for all the various contraptions he needed to lay down. IT would be so much easier if there was only some way to merge them all together. Will deployed the Cruxtruder, Alchemiter, and Punch Designix all in that room. Seeing no more reason to dick around anymore, will went to dick around with the house. Will gathered up a bunch of left over stuff and built what he would deem a "play room" for Amy when she was bored. God Amy was such a weeaboo.
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> enter work room
You see this stuff in here but you don't understand it, so you'll check it out later. Thank for making this new room bub. You move on to see if he added anything else.

> explore "play room"

You hate absolutely hate it, cause Will made it and its fulls of stuff, you didn't need a play room. Wait... he collected this stuff throughout the house. He better not have.... He better not have looked in your closet

> Check your closet
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Al flopped back into the garage. Looking around, he searched frantically for something to help him solve his problems in a civilized and non-violent manner.


Needless to say, he failed miserably.


> Allocate hedge clipper to strife specibus

You hop up and snatch the AUTOMATIC HEDGE CLIPPERS from their hook. The weapon snuggles itself into your STRIFE DECK under the ABSTRATUS CHAINSAWKIND. The card takes the position of the EAST WIND tile on your MAHJONG HAND SYLLADEX MODUS. Gosh, that's a lot of words.

You smell something awful brewing on the horizon of your future. It smells a lot like tea.
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MT: Al, I just deployed a shitload of tools into Amy's house via SBURB. Any idea on how they work or anything.
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MT: Amy, try and get to work with the tools. I'll check if there's anything I haven't put down yet.
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Will checked through the Tools section of whatever he could do, and yeah, there was a free punch card he hadn't laid there yet. Anyways, Will laid down the card on one of the machines, called it done, and started to eat his ice cream that was right there, just waiting for him, and... Before Will actually started eating he checked the flavor. OH GOD DAMN IT IT WAS FUCKING CHOCOLATE MINT.
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The closet hadn't been touched thankfully. Someone is pestering you!

>use your laptop
Apparently enough Will wants you to check out the tools that he put in the addition to the house.

>Examine Dowel dispens- Cruxtruder
There is a wheel looking thing on it. you try and turn it but nothing happens. The cap on top does start to shake. You really want to hit the cap.

>Hit the cap

You use your weapon and swing it down on the cruxtruder cause the cap to go down the pop off releasing a Kernelsprite so said the uninformative walk-through. You try to turn the wheel now that the cap isn't in the way. A CRUXITE DOWEL appears out of the top and a timer on the side displays showing you a timer with 10 minutes left in it's count-down.

You have no idea what to do with the kernel sprite as it screeches random noises in your ears and floated around you.
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SI: Well if you have any problems
SI: I've been reading this instruction booklet scan and these morbid Gamespot walkthroughs
SI: I don't think I can read all this without playing it
SI: I know he's there but. . . an encounter with my uncle is bound to be
SI: Unfathomably sketchy


Al sat staring at his screen, trying to makes sense of all the simulation nonsense. Clearly the free punched card was of some importance.

> Make sense of it, boy

What the heck is prototyping a kernelsprite? A lot of these attempted walkthroughs are incomplete or in progress. Your brain is in tangles, and you probably won't be moving from this comfy lawn chair for at least another four minutes give or take.
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MT: Alright, well, if there's anything you find out and think it's important, lemme know alright?
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As Will sent that, he checked back up on Amy who seemed to have knocked something off of one of the contraptions. He looked around on the server and saw this weird blue thing that seemed like a pest, so Will resorted to dropping stuff on it in an attempt to squash it. He dragged a plushy over to smack it around with, but... Oh no! The plushy disappeared from existence seemingly as the ball now took the shape of the plushy Will had hit it with. He hit it with a Mr. Mew plushy, so it pretty much looked like that, except blue and white. Will went to go and hit it with something else and decided not to.
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> Be the Mr. Mew Kernel Sprite
As EPICLY AWESOME this idea may be you really can't do this.

> Captchalogue the dowel
You do that

> Put dowel on alchemiter
There is a pretty nice shaped circle that the dowel would fit PERFECTLY on. You use it and put it up on the smaller circle. The doohickey activates. Some perfectly generic objects appear eating away at 6 of your build grist. Apparently the achemiter made junk, you guess

> Test out totem lathe.
You see a card slot on it and grab the pre-punched card. You put the car in the slot and some spikes appear near the top of the machine. Okay now what?

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==>


> Sneak in and grab the Beta

As much as you try, you can't seem to sneak past this guy. There's no way in that's out of his vision range, and he's preparing HIGH TEA. You completely abhor his cardboard flavored scalding hot beverages, no matter which color Earl is responsible for their production. At best you like to dump in sugar, but of this sacred elixir he prohibits over-sweetening. A blind rage erupts in your kidneys.

> Approach

You bust into the room, staring that UNCLE of yours down. He senses your blood-lust and steps toward you with his trusty GLOVES equipped. Clearly he's looking for a fight. You spot the BETA on the DINING COUNTER. You shuffle to a vantage point that will make you seem bigger than he is.

> AMPUTATE

STRIFE!

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Touche.
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As Will saw this display of foolishness, he couldn't help but draw up a dowel and bonk Amy on the head with it. He then started to pester her, and tell her what to do and how to stop wasting build grist, which was needed and valuable.
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MT: Stop wasting grist and put this on the lathe. Seriously. It doesn't take a master's degree in chemistry to figure this shit out.
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> Ignore Chum

You know who it's going to be I mean who else would be able to hit you on the head with a dowel.

> Put dowel on lathe
You clamps the dowel onto the lathe and press the button. It turns on and carves the dowel

> look at timer

You have 3 minutes. Boy time flies when you are blanking out

> Place carved dowel on the Achelemiter

You do so and then something began to grow. It turned out being a small over out of which came... A pie??? Amy took a bite out of this wierdo crystal pie.
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