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Topic Started: May 9 2010, 07:32 PM (546 Views)
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> EN: Captchalogue Mallet

Huh? What does that mean? However the gynoid was quite tired of lugging the motorized pile-driving mallet all the way into the Fields. She decided to enter it into her tool ejection interface for safe keeping. She unplugged the mallet and put it down. She pulled off her dress and an aperture opened in her chest. A series of lasers lit up and scanned the mallet up and down, and suddenly it vaporized into little bits of energy.

The tool was now part of her interface to eject at any time. She put her dress back on before anyone could see. Yeah because everyone wants to ogle all that chrome.

<ENTER NAME>


<ENTER NAME>


"Oh just shut up already. I'll get a name soon I swear. Just be quiet stupid command console."

Yup, she was on an adventure.

<WHAT TIME IS IT>

<WHAT TIME IS IT>

<WHAT TIME IS IT>


"It's adventure time."
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Rika sighed as he finally exited Karlain Forest, now in Demmor Plains. Amy was close behind, carrying Solomon. "My feet are tired, can't we take a break?" Amy asked. "Sure, why not." Suddenly, Rika heard that voice that he already didn't like.

"Hey guys, what's that?" She said, pointing to some type of machinery. "You're still following us?" Rika said. He was ignored, however, as both Lucy and Amy had ran up to it. "Hey, it's not safe to do that!" Rika said, before quickly following them. He had to admit, it was interesting. "Um, hello?" Amy asked, as she was the first one to get there.
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==>

The gynoid jolted awake. An exclamation point flashed onto her face. Her command console flashed red over the faces of the elves.

<ENTER NAME>

"You must be adventurers. What a coincidence. I am <Enter Name>, and I require a task. Preferably a task of adventure.

<ENTER NAME>"
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Amy looked at it as it said it's name was <Enter Name>. "Enter name? You mean, like me name you? Well, ummmm. . . " She thought to herself. "Oh, how about Lucille?" Amy said, as Lucy and Rika ran up. "So what's happening?" Amy turned to Lucy. "I think it asked me to name it."

"Ooh! Name it I'm stupid! Or I'm an idiot! It'll be funny." Lucy said, laughing. "That would just be mean! And I already gave it a name, anyway." Lucy frowned. "Besides, you just called yourself a stupid idiot anyway. And you're right, it is funny." Rika said, laughing a little. Lucy kicked him, as Rika proceeded to say "Ow" about ten times.
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==>

The gynoid wore a "^_^" face as it entered the freaking name already. Ironically getting a similar one to the turtle elf, it typed the name into the command console.

</ENTER NAME&name=Lucille>

She bowed to Amy and said "Thank you very much for naming this unit. I shall perform a task whenever you see fit. Such as wiping the grime off of that elf covered in the animal skins."

Thus, Amy received a maid as well as a body guard today. How swell. Lucille activated her repulsors and hovered uncomfortably close to Amy.
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Awesome, a bodyguard, stalker, and stalker maid, all in the same day. Such a sweet success. Amy giggled a little at Lucille's response to Lucy. "Hey, maybe you need a few. . . non. . . you stink!" Lucy said, pausing a few times to think of something. "Excellent comeback, Lucy. You're so smart." Rika said sarcastically. Lucy nodded, quickly saying, "Of course I am! Glad you see it my way." Rika laughed a little at the fact that she didn't notice the sarcasm.

"Ummmm. . . So Lucille, where are you from?" Amy asked nervously. It was a little uncomfortable how close she was, but Amy didn't want to get Lucille mad. "Ooh, and what are you? You're all shiny and don't have skin like us. You must be special. . . " Rika sighed at the fact that Amy really had no clue what a Robot is.
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Sam was trudging along, as he had been for days on end, when, suddenly, he heard a hollow, droning, warble off to his left. He walked up to the top of the nearby knoll and looked out, seeing a group of travelers, followed by what appeared to be some sort of robot. One of the girls in the group seemed to be the machine's center of attention, and Sam could only assume it was being an obnoxious piece of junk. He ran down to the group and interrupted them with little regard for the manners of the more civilized world.

"Hey, is that thing bothering you guys? ...It doesn't look like it's working right... ...Mind if I try and fix it?"

He seemed eager enough, probably because the only social interaction he had had for days was with the arrows bounding around on his back.
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==>

Loading introduction lines. . .

"I am a Tailnet domestic gynoid, created for housework and dfukoikgbt


mass murder. I have the best hardware yet, which is not yet obsolete of course. I can be upgraded with software for better performance. I am currently good at being nice and mopping. Tailnet is #1 in all robotics, buy their products."

Lucille then became very still for a moment. She ejected a mop, and began to hover toward Lucy.
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"Oh, interesting." Amy said as Lucille finished talking. She wondered why Lucille stopped moving. However, the Robot quickly withdrew her mop, and started hovering towards Lucy. "Aah quick go Rika!" Lucy yelled, shoving the red boy forward. He wasn't expecting the push, so he stumled, tripping and falling. "Rika failed. Amy, tell it to stop aaah!" Lucy yelled, running around like a maniac. Who knew if Lucille was even doing anything.

"Um. . . Don't clean Lucy, please." Amy asked politely, with a smile.
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Sam looked confused at the elf.

"Again... I think I can fix it..."

He stood, waiting for a response.

What the hell is wrong with her?

"Is she OK? ...Mentally... nevermind... Just- Mind if I help?"
Edited by Idarian, May 11 2010, 05:36 PM.
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==>

Lucille turned her attention to Donovan.

"You wish to perform maintenance on me? How flattering. I will perform <insert task> for you if you can successfully help me in some sort of way." she offered the man.

Lucille then turned from the silly elves and sat down. A hatch popped open on her back, full of all sorts of sockets and switches. "Good luck, pardner."
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Lucille waited a minute or so, while Sam tried to figure out what he was doing. On the front of her face where Sam couldn't see, there flashed an image of a skull. Her head rotated around and looked at him. A sound beeped out like a warning siren, whining in the air so far as to disrupt nature itself.

Then as it hushed, the machine bellowed out its judgment.


"YOU FAIL."

The gynoid retrieved the mop and ejected the motorized pile-driving mallet. Her arm twirled around in its shoulder socket, which then plugged in the cord of the mallet. A terrible whirring cued that the engine started running. The tool crashed into the earth when she swung it. Chunks of earth, dust, and grass scattered in the air like a warning shot.

In seconds she had already buzzed away toward an unknown land.


Looks like she doesn't want to be anyone's maid anymore.
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Sam jumped back at the sound of the siren, then chased after the Gynoid as he watched her-with all of her robotic guts hanging out-storm off. His feet pounded the earth as he left the elves in an attempt to catch the robot.
Edited by Idarian, May 18 2010, 03:06 PM.
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Lucille ran like a rabbit escaping a wolf, giggling like an imbecile. A picture of a carrot flashed on her face. In her command console, the current task read "<DSSWJFDNOEF>," which didn't exactly mean anything at all whatsoever. The man must have touched the wrong switch, although the Tailnet manufacturers would swear they never installed a "demonic possession" switch.

As she ran carelessly like a little kid, she allowed the cables from her back and her tool to dangle below her feet. After several hundred yards of playing skip-the-rope with them, she finally tripped over the cords and landed on her face. The task in the command console now read "<HUMILIATION>," so she stayed face-first on the ground without moving.

On her faced flashed an animation of a rainstorm.
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Sam simply walked up to Lucille and looked her in the face.

"Hi there. Have fun? Thought so, now get up so I can fix you."
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