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| Gunny Jr | Jan 17 2010, 08:42 PM Post #81 |
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by making a clever joke 
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| Braydawg | Jan 17 2010, 09:03 PM Post #82 |
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E=mc2 |
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| masterchief | Jan 17 2010, 09:31 PM Post #83 |
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do you know what the variables stands for?  I know... had to learn it in nature schience :/ ERG |
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| Genesis_Prime | Jan 18 2010, 11:56 AM Post #84 |
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Question #15: Which the best joke(s) you have heard or made up yourself? |
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| masterchief | Jan 18 2010, 05:39 PM Post #85 |
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the horse penis beer joke. LMAO i made it up myself. Cracking! You sure need to tell this when you had a bit up: There once was a man with a high voice and he whent to a bar. he said with a squeecking voice. A PINT! The bartender said: whe dont sell beer to people with high voices. He was depressed and whent to another bar. When ariving he said with a squeecking voice. A PINT! The bartender said: whe dont sell beer to people with high voices. He couldnt take it longer and whent to a doctor. He said: DOCTOR DOCTOR how do i get rid of this squeecking voice! Well he said, buy a horse penis at a manège. Suck it 3 times and you will have a deeper voice! So the enxt day he whent to a bar. A PINT he screamed deeply! Everybody was shocked and scared. They gave him a pint instantly. He was satisfied. So he whent to another bar. But his voice whent a bit higher again. A P... his voice turned over PINT he screamed with a high squeecking voice again. The bartender said again: whe dont sell beer to people with high voices. He ran home rang the door and said with a squeecking voice: MOTHER MOTHER WHERE IS MY HORSE DICK! (now scream with a deep voice) ON TOP OF THE CLOSEEEET!! It seems to be funny'er in dutch tho. |
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| Gunny Jr | Jan 18 2010, 08:48 PM Post #86 |
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did his mother say on top of the closet? |
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| Gunny Jr | Jan 18 2010, 08:48 PM Post #87 |
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...are racest jokes allowed? :o |
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| Genesis_Prime | Jan 18 2010, 09:07 PM Post #88 |
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No. No double posts. |
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| masterchief | Jan 18 2010, 09:26 PM Post #89 |
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yah... |
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| Gunny Jr | Jan 18 2010, 10:51 PM Post #90 |
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did you hear the one about no and me neither? |
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