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| Kamekguy | Jul 28 2008, 02:35 PM Post #1 |
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I felt rather nasty today. The Great Mighty Poo will now perform his latest, Smash Bros-centric opera. WARNING: this submission is HIGHLY mature, and should not be viewed by anyone, under any circumstances. It is simply a submission to show up my mad rhyming skills and hopefully inspire a Conker submission, since I find the character awesome even though I haven't played a single Conker game (when I'm bigger, I'll get one eventually. =D). So, without further adeu, it's time to begin the symphony... NOTE: All calculations for damage done are as if the Great Mighty Poo is being faught on Hard (or Normal in Melee) Mode. Depending on difficulty, damage percentages dealth, as well as knockback, could increase of decrease. Name: The Great Mighty Poo Quality Image: http://www.conker-base.com/Bilder/characterslar/sp/gmp.jpg Game Series: Conker Brief Info: The Great Mighty Poo is a gigantic living mound of fecal matter living inside of Poo Mountain. During the course of Conker's Bad Fur Day, Conker enters Poo Mountain and encounters the Great Mighty Poo as he devours sweet corn. The Great Mighty Poo has a love for opera and breaks out into song while fighting Conker. In order to defeat the Great Mighty Poo, Conker must toss giant rolls of toilet paper into its mouth while it is singing. After three hits, the Great Mighty Poo will strike a high note that reveals a handle somewhere in his lair. After pulling this handle, the Great Mighty Poo will be forcably flushed down Poo Mountain, never to be seen again. The Great Mighty Poo appears in BFD's remake, Conker: Live and Reloaded. However, some of the words he sang in the original are censored over, occasionally disrupting the rhyme scheme of his song. The Great Mighty Poo appears once again inside the depths of Poo Mountain. He appears in the background of the level, safe from all attacks. As there is no toilet paper in the Super Smash Bros series, players must tranverse his lair while avoiding his attacks. At the end of his chamber is a toilet handle, which, upon a character reaching it, will trigger a cutscene that sends the Great Mighty Poo to his doom. It is possible for Snake to use his codec during this battle. At that time, the following conversation will take place: Snake: Aww...don't tell me that's what I think it is. Otacon: Snake, you're fighting the Great Mighty Poo. He's a gigantic blob of...well, feces that lives inside of Poo Mountain. Snake: I'm fighting crap? Who comes up with this stuff? Otacon: God has a sick sense of humor sometimes. Anyway, with the distance he's at, you shouldn't be able to hit him with any of your weapons. Besides, I don't think they'd be very effective anyway, as he can reform his body by controlling the waste around him. Snake: Ugh...then how am I supossed to beat him? Otacon: How do you usually defeat your own waste? Snake: That isn't funny! Otacon: There should be something resembling a toilet handle around there. You can pull it, and he'll be flushed to his doom! Snake: Poo Mountain is a...toilet? Otacon: Like I said, everything has a character flaw. Snake: SICK! Otacon: Hey, I didn't make the boss. Attack Methods the boss uses 1. Singing: While not really an attack, The Great Mighty Poo often sings while attacking. His introductory cutscene, where he raises from a large festering puddle of boiling feces and sings his introductory song, is always intact, even in Boss Rush mode. Examples are as follows: Introductory Song I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my @##! at you A huge supply of tish comes from my chocolate starfish How about some scat you little @$#!? Mid-Battle Song Do you really think you'll survive in here? you don't seem to know which creek you're in Sweet corn is the only thing that makes it through my rear How do you think I keep this lovely grin? Conker Song I've had it up to here with you you clutzy spazzy drunken little nut. This time you'll feel brown and blue as my poo beats through your furry little butt! Snake Song So this big #%$! thinks his toys will help defeat my giant claggy return heeeeeeeere? Well that sneaking suit will soon turn brown as you feel my waste nuke your butt, dear. Mario Song Oh look, it's a star, Mr. Nintendo are you ready for your diiiip? You're a wreaking freak, you sure do blow Time to end your misery, you quip. Kirby Song Why not have a nibble of the Great Mighty Poo? Inhaling me will be the end of you! Your chunks blown on the street are my fav-or-ite treat. Take a taste of @$@! you little twit There are many more character-specific songs. Occasionally, the Great Mighty Poo will say things like, "Have some more caviar" or "Fudge away". Note that the Great Mighty Poo will still attack while singing. Other than possibly being hilarious, distracting, and noisy, the Great Mighty Poo's songs do not affect gameplay. 2. Poo Fling: The Great Mighty Poo's primary attack is to fling large balls of himself at his opponents. The balls increase in size and the speed they're thrown the closer to the toilet handle a character gets. At first, poo balls the size of Mario are flung, taking a few seconds to reach its target. However, closer to the end, the balls become the size of Bowser and are flung at very quick, nearly instant speeds. Each ball of Poo deals 13% damage to anyone hit. In addition, it will cover a character in feces. While covered in waste, characters move at half of their original movement speed and cannot perform a second jump. Characters with wings also cannot glide, and Pit cannot use his Wings of Icarus. Poo can be shaken off by moving. It takes about three seconds for poo to fall off a character running quickly, and about ten seconds for a character standing still. The Great Mighty Poo will fling only one more ball of feces after seeing his opponent covered. If he hits them with this ball, it will double the time his opponent is covered in poo, but will not harm them. Great Mighty Poo's poo balls do not deal any knockback at all. 3. Fecal Fist: The Great Mighty Poo will occasionally curl his hand into a fist and punch toward his opponent. The Great Mighty Poo's fist is about the size of King Dedede, and deals moderate knockback. Anyone hit by the fist will take about 20% damage with modest knockback. When an opponent gets close to flushing him, the Great Mighty Poo will lunge forward with both of his fists rather than just one. This deals no extra damage, but is more difficult to dodge. 4. Crap Cap: The Great Mighty Poo will face his fingertips toward his opponent. He laughs a bit before launching his fingertips like bullets at his foe. The Great Mighty Poo's fingertips are about the size of Mario. If hit by one of the tips, a character will be delt about 10% damage with okay knockback. However, the fingertips launch extremely quickly and cover their opponents in poo like the Poo Fling attack. Poo from the Crap Cap attack is only half as effective as poo from the Poo Fling attack. 5. Tish Twirl: The Great Mighty Poo will begin spinning around repeatedly. Suddenly, chunks of his body will go flying off in all directions. Anyone hit by the flying pieces of feces will take 18% damage with heavy knockback. The poo chunks are about the size of Zelda, but are quick and difficult to dodge. The Great Mighty Poo will get dizzy after this attack and will not strike again for several more seconds than usual. However, pieces of the Great Mighty Poo will still be on the floor of Poo Mountain after his attack. Anyone who walks through these will be considerably slowed. 6. Waste Wave: When he very close to getting flushed, the Great Mighty Poo will submerge himself inside of his precious waste. A second later, he will raise from the crap, unleashing a tremendous tidal wave of the stuff at his opponents. The large wave comes toward characters like lava in Norfair, but at the speed of Tabuu's Off Waves. Anyone hit by the large wave will take 45% damage with an incredibly high amount of knockback. If this attack connects and a character somehow survives, they will be covered with waste for at least the next ten seconds. The Great Mighty Poo will laugh at his opponents' misfortune and sing a special song for them if they are wiped out by this attack. Feel the sting of the Great Might Poo as my 100 grand has burried you! You've danced your final fight, streaking poo through the night, Game Over you @$!@, why don't you quit? (I win)
Edited by Kamekguy, Jul 31 2008, 08:15 PM.
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| Jonno | Jul 28 2008, 06:50 PM Post #2 |
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..... .... ............ ... ....Ok..... |
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| Kamekguy | Jul 28 2008, 06:56 PM Post #3 |
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I'm sorry, I just heard him sing once and...gah, I couldn't get it outta my head. It drove me to...well...this...yeah...>.< |
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| Jonno | Jul 28 2008, 06:57 PM Post #4 |
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This will not be accepted, but I got a slight chuckle from it. >.> |
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| Kamekguy | Jul 28 2008, 07:01 PM Post #5 |
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I understand...dang, that was one way to waste an hour. ^^ Oh well...at least I know that there IS a limit for mature characters...you know, if we made him chocolate instead of poo*shot* Edited by Kamekguy, Jul 28 2008, 07:18 PM.
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| Red the Ghost | Jul 29 2008, 05:25 PM Post #6 |
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*is the one who shot Kamek* Pretty funny. |
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| Kamekguy | Jul 31 2008, 08:15 PM Post #7 |
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Alright, The Great Mighty Poo has been censored! |
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| Jonno | Aug 1 2008, 09:19 AM Post #8 |
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Looks... acceptable! |
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| Kamekguy | Aug 1 2008, 09:42 AM Post #9 |
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Alright, sorry for putting you through all of that hastle. ^^ |
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| turbotaxer | Nov 1 2008, 11:41 AM Post #10 |
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That was scary and very immature. I'm going to go boil my eyes now. I should have listened to Jonno when he said "Don't read that!" Oh well..., at least the humorous song were worth it!
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That was scary and very immature. I'm going to go boil my eyes now. I should have listened to Jonno when he said "Don't read that!" Oh well..., at least the humorous song were worth it!

7:42 AM Jul 11


