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I'll turn Super Saiyan and save Vale... but first, let me take a selfie.
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It felt weird, didn't it?

Oh shit, we're about to die. Let's play poker. But really, playing poker was fun! She thought. She had never really played it before, for some reason. But she was about to die. Might as well take care of that detail before it happened.

So the cards were sorted out. Katie took a look at her hand. Well! That was a nice one, from what she knew. She knew her hand was nice. Wait, that's right. Poker face! Make yourself look like you didn't have a good hand. Keep all stoney-faced. Like this. There you go. See? It wasn't hard, keeping a poker face. It was like acting. You just had to picture something that wouldn't make you smile, like kittens dying or getting killed by someone. Both were pretty bad. Kittens didn't deserve to die. And dying sucked ass. Both sucked ass. Especially if you combine the two at once.

So, she had her hand, and it was a good one. Goody.

Alright, now it was time to beat him!

"Alrighty, hun. Just keep in mind that this is mah first time playing. I do know the rules though. I think."

Also, how long was she going to keep up this accent? Knowing her, probably until she gave her last breath. That was to be expected, to be honest.

After thinking, she pushed forward two chips. One red, one blue.

"Alright, bet set, if I got this right?"

Damn it. You'd think that with all the movies she'd seen, she'd be a bit more familiar with poker. Now, now was the best time to get familiar with it.
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Charlotte "Charlie" Pemberton- Female Student #??- "Um, hey... I know a lot about meat. How much do you want to cook yours?"

They will come back. They always do. We have a place for them.
Felicia LaChapelle (SC)- Female Student #022- Attempting first-aid to the soundtrack of an Eminem song.
Miranda Millers (SC)- Female Student #024- Pranking people not quite to death with a tire iron

In Loving Memory Of Those Killed in a Mini


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