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Jake stared at Bob for a minute. Straight up stared in that calm sort of disbelief most get when they are faced with something truly truly absurd. Bob actually scooted on his ass to get away from Jake, which was ridiculous. Then he held his pack like a shield as though that had ever protected anyone ever.

Jake hadn't moved throughout all of this. All he could think of to say was "Dude, do you smell pee?"

The dark stain on the front of the other boy's pants confirmed this. Jake's face grew hot at the fact that he had just outed Bob's horrible bladder control on national television. So he did the only thing he could think of to actually do in this situation.

He burst out laughing. Real chest bursting I-can't-breathe laughter. Tears gathered in his eyes, hell yeah, Jake was on the Funny Train, and that shit was going downtown.
-PeregrineInk

Honoring the glorious dead:
F26: Maddie Harris: Resident artist.- Seven Unveiled Masterpieces- Death by carelessness
YLW5:Jake Langston:Just a nice guy-No kills- Death by misunderstanding
GLD1:Mae St. Clair -One half of the Golden Couple- One and a half kills- Death by loss of hope
M18: Brian Larke: A horrible human being.- Two kills- Death by just desserts.
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