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| Lunar Republic Official History; The Republic's Creation | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 26 2010, 12:47 PM (238 Views) | |
| Post #1 Jul 26 2010, 12:47 PM | MAXS209 |
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The Lunar Republic's History: Chapter 1: From Humble Beginnings Our honorable nation started as scientists. Over time we developed laser technology and based all warfare on it. We elected leaders and decided to stay as a neutral nation. But 1 month later, an assassin nearly sniped our leader. The gun fight resulted in a prototype shield generator malfunction causing an energy field around our land causing color distortion-- every time we see the moon it's blue-- causing the phrase "once in a blue moon" common in the Lunar Republic. Thus was our proud army created. Chapter 2: Fishy Technology After peace treaties with nearby nations we decided to share our laser technology with the world. (One step is left out to prevent history misuse.) 1. Mix 5 different types of fish together. Use poisonous and deadly types for tank shells and rockets. 2. Fry the mix and eat it. (Don't worry it tastes good, especially the poisonous ones) 3. (left out to prevent misuse) 4. You'll notice the mix changed color. 5. Drop it in a toxic vat/nuclear reactor. 6. Stabilize it. 7. Pour into an ammo pack/tank shell/rocket 8. Fire and see the results! 9. (Optional) If you get blown up in the process of firing, you probably didn't do step #3. (Please see a doctor.) To make food: 1. Take to types of edible fish. 2. (Steps 2-4 above) 3. Take a vegetable. (Imported ones in our case.) 4. Bury the fish mix with the vegetable for 5 days. 5. Harvest the buried ingredients. (It will have merged) 6. Clone it. 7. (Optional) If you get poisoned in the process of eating, you probably didn't do step #2. (Please see a doctor.) Chapter 3: Lunar Over time our oil fields were depleted. We needed a new energy source for fueling methods. Then our scientists found something amazing Lunar Panels! These once useless (due to only 1 hour per day of sunlight) solar panels were modified using the combined power of the sight distortion field and the moon, were able to create an energy source that's more efficient than oil. Chapter 4: Waging War Vs. Marble Empire Beginning: The COs posed the Marble Empire as a threat to the world due to a Stuffing Monster incident that ravaged nations around the globe. Believing that the Marble Empire will create more as an efficient combat unit, our nation marches to the very doorstep of this threatening nation. Ending: The Blockade see's large explosions over the Marble Empire Capital. A large smoke field covers the scene. Worried blockade captains suddenly saw Fighters emerge from the smoke. Captains all over the blockade cheer and yell "victory" as re-fitted bombers drop fire works all over the place. Thus was the stuffing monster threat ended. So they thought... Chapter 5: Meteor Shower Due to bored scientists and leaders we've decided to make a holiday called Hey Look It's a Giant Meteor Day or H.L.I.G.M. Day. Every 3rd Sunday of a Leap Year(when there is occasional meteor showers in the area), there will be cease fires or Hot Dog roasts(Whatever the CO thinks is best. Usually Hot Dog Roasts). Chapter 6: Ducks of Death!?!? One day, after people stuffed their ducks for Thanks Getting day, there ducks exploded! Everybody was shocked. As a result every Thanks Getting, civilians would make Effigies of Stuffing Monsters and put stuffed ducks next to them and---BOOM stuffing all over the place. The military got so caught up with this, they decided to replace all mortar shells with stuffed ducks until the war against the Marble Empire is over. |
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