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| Topic Started: Oct 1 2008, 05:49 PM (90 Views) | |
| 4mjbball | Oct 1 2008, 05:49 PM Post #1 |
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I dont know much jokes so i was wondering if you guys did...the only good 2 that i know are: When chuck norris falls into the water he doesnt get wet...the water gets chuck norrised Chuck norris doesnt breath he holds air hostage How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? All of it! nvm i know 3... I dont care if u think hes retarted or something just dont post ion the thread... |
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| mysteryMAN | Oct 1 2008, 05:59 PM Post #2 |
Him right above, his name is steve.
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OMG, I like Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face. oO |
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| 4mjbball | Oct 4 2008, 01:48 AM Post #3 |
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NICE lol... 
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| mysteryMAN | Oct 4 2008, 06:52 AM Post #4 |
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Him right above, his name is steve.
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Thanks, come on, post some more. |
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| saberwraith | Oct 4 2008, 07:22 AM Post #5 |
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i dont have chuck norris jokes, but i have a video  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA |
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| mysteryMAN | Oct 4 2008, 07:50 AM Post #6 |
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Him right above, his name is steve.
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lol, that show is hilarious! |
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