mysteryMAN

Oct 1 2008, 05:59 PM

OMG, I like Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face.

oO