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The Year Without a SGMta Claus
Topic Started: Dec 21 2008, 10:08 PM (555 Views)
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persindant of rub

good thing you pos this twic
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BANANNA?

I liked the ending.
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GRATE Aether!

My internet broke after posting it so I thought it didn't go through. :[

Kooptopher: YES THAT’S ALL VERY NICE BUT I JUST HEARD THAT SONG WITH A COUPLE DIFFERENT LYRICS AND ALL THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND I WANT TO QUIT EXISTING AS THIS KOOPA MONSTROSITY

Mush: Okay so you should probably let it snow somewhere for us?

Count Blargg: Certainly! I wouldn’t want to be upstaged by my lousy steptwin. I can bargain far more fairly than that lousy trinket! Where exactly do you want me to redirect my flames?

Mush: Well, if you could move them away from Lavalava Island somehow…

Count Blargg: Tsk… My powers are strongest over lava, so I’ll require some sort of compensation…

Mush: That doesn’t really make sense and I can’t think of any jokes right now OH WAIT do you require… more lumber?!

Count Blargg: No I don’t need any to keep any fires going.

Mush: Okay well we are officially in charge of Holiday, so you can make a volcano on the frosty East Pole or something!

Count Blargg: But that’s Fridgemiser’s territory!

Kooptopher: Mewdammit a lava dinosaur and a refrigerator do not control the climate, no matter how spiffy their hats are. Can you just shut up and trade for a minute or something?

Count Blargg: … Let me check. Bullies, dial up… Ugh… Fridgemiser.

Kooptopher: I read his name before he said things and he’s called Fridger and also steptwin doesn’t make sense and even if it did a refrigerator and a blargg cannot be related as one is mechanical and made in a factory and the other is organic and made by birds having sex with bees.

*The 15-Piece Puzzle solves itself and a videophone deal of Fridger shows up*

Fridger: Gah! What do you hotheads want?

Hotheads: Oh nothing sorry *Continue going in a set path forever*

Fridger: And what do you want, Blarggmiser?

Mush: HI um ARTHAS?

Fridger: Oh, it’s my little friends who came to my house and demanded things with me and brought up family rivalries! What are you doing with this no-goodnik?

Kooptopher: Shut up, you aren’t related, goodnik is a stupid word.

Mush: Can you and Blarggmiser come up with an agreement so you can make it snow on Lavalava Island?

Fridger: Of course! What does he want, *chuckles* the East Pole?

Mush: Yup.

Fridger: WHAT NEVER YOU HAVE TO FIND OUR PARENT, I GUESS SOME KIND OF VEGETABLE NOW

Kooptopher: NO AND SHUT UP AND I HATE ALL OF YOU *Grabs Mush and flies the sleigh back to Freezeezy Peak, takes all the snow, dumps it on Lavalava Island, takes Denny’s back, and uses his inefficient engine to go back to the East Pole, slowly melting the snow*

*MEANWHILE*

SGMta: Ugh… Ho ho ho, what’s this? *Picks up a letter from his mailbox* *The envelope reads “Two SGMta Claus. Form Sneezier”, and appears to be written in some kind of robotic crayon. One of the two “e”s in Sneezier is backwards*

SGMta: *Opens it, and pulls out a drawing of a scanned picture of a Gundam with a sad face and tears drawn on top of it*

Letter: Dear SGMta
I’ll had Puce Holiday without you

Sneezier: *Sings the above line, as the camera zooms into the Gundam and fades into the real Gundam he’s sitting in crying*
I’ll be so puce
Thought about you

*Sneezier is drawing a robot*

Roboticerizations are great
On a green Holiday Plant

Won’t meant a thing
If your not here with me

*Sneezier is still drawing robots*

I’ll have a puce Holiday, that’s certain
And when that puce heartache started hurting

*The camera shifts to SGMta hobbling around*

You’d be doing alright
With your Holiday of white

But I’ll had a puce, puce Holiday.


SGMta: *A tear drips from his eye* I’ll do Holiday this year after all!

*Kooptopher and Mush come inside SGMta’s Workshop*

Mush: Hooray!

Kooptopher: I don’t care anymore.

Mush: I don’t either but maybe if we don’t waste time on things like this we can be done faster.

SGMta: HO HO HO! MERRY HOLIDAY! *Starts flying around delivering gifts*



And yes, even Grumpy Old Mr. Sub got a very own present. It was not for Holiday, as he was not one of the three or four people who celebrate it, but still.

*Sneezier hobbles onstage*

Sneezier: Arceus bless us, every one!

*The screen starts fading black but then a loud “MEW” is heard and a bunch of things start melting*

Pyro: HEATHENS THE ALL OF YOU and hey Sneezier weren’t you one of the guys who saved Holiday by sending SGMta that thing?

Sneezier: I sent that to everyone I knew.

Pyro: Isn’t there anyone, who knows what Holiday’s all about?
Top: Sure Pyro, I can tell you what Holiday is all about.
*Walks to no particular locaton* Lights please.
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their Mareep by night.

And, lo, the lesser deities of Mew came upon them, and the glory of Mew shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And Piddles said unto them,
Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of Pewter a Saviour, which is Mew the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the kitten wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in the timespace continuum.
And suddenly there was with the Piddles a multitude of the heavenly host praising Mew, and saying,
Glory to Mew in the highest, and on earth peace, and try not to be too much of a dick.
Octocat did not say anything particularly legible.

*Walks away*

That’s what Holiday is all about, Pyro.


Pyro: But I thought it was about VIDEO GAMES
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BANANNA?

HAHA
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when is the saquale happened
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