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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 21 2008, 10:08 PM (556 Views) | |
SZM
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Dec 21 2008, 10:08 PM Post #1 |
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GRATE Aether!
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*The camera pans over a frozen lake with Ice/Cutter Sneezier, Sally, Coshi, and Plasshi skating on it. Topper is stuck in a hole he drilled into it, and Tron and Yolky are rolling around on the ice* *The scene cuts to Pyro and Top walking out of the Pyro Cruiser, holding skates and an ice/cutter star respectively* *They walk in front of a brick wall and Pyro leans up against it. Top leans up next to him except he is about half Pyro’s size so he has to stand on the wall* Pyro: I think there must be something wrong with me, Top. Holiday is coming, but I’m not happy. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel. *Pyro stands up and they keep walking* I just don’t understand Holiday, I guess. Top: Didn’t you kind of invent it- Pyro: I like getting presents, and sending holiday cards, and decorating volcano plants and all that. But I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed. Top: *Stops walking* Pyro, you’re the only one I know who can take a wonderful season like Holiday and turn it into a problem. Maybe Sneezier’s right. Of all the Pyros in the world, you’re the Pyroiest. *Goes back to walking* Pyro: *Keeps walking, looking depressed* *They make it to the frozen lake and start skating* *Sniffles is sliding on the ice just on his feet, and he skates dramatically and drags everyone around before spinning out and falling over. He gets back up, grabs Top by his hat, and starts spinning him and Pyro around by it, flinging Pyro into a tree which dumps snow on him* THE HOLIDAY WITHOUT A SGMTA CLAUS *The camera fades to PB and Sub sitting in the Pyro Cruiser in front of a fire, having a heated discussion* PB: C-correct me if I’m wrong, but I think that SGMta Claus may just be… T-the enemy! Sub: Honestly, I can’t appreciate this disgusting “Holiday” thing. It’s a filthy attempt by heathens to secularize Arceustime! PB: Exactly! Arceus doesn’t take kindly to people forgetting him, and SGMta Claus is just people trying to make money off this holy time of year! Sub: Arceus hates this almost as much as Goomba-Goomba marriages! Aqua: *Walks in* Didn’t Arceus technically get beaten up by Mew and Mew started its own religion called “Nya ^_^” that endorses Holiday? Sub: NO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN PB: As much as I like Mew, I don’t really think anything that endorses SGMta Claus has much accuracy. Sub: If that dirty miscreant would just mind his own business for one year, it would surely be the best year of the times! *The camera zooms out to show that SGMta Claus is watching this scene through his magic crystal ball* *SGMta peers over to his elves, tears welling in his eyes* SGMta: I-is this really what the children think of me? Mush: I’m afraid so, sir. *”SGMTA CLAUS IS DA EMENY!!!!!!!!” explodes out of the crystal ball in a large red font before SGMta casts it away, crying* SGMta: I shouldn’t bother them if that’s what they want. I’ve been doing this once a year for almost three years, and I need a Holiday of my own. Holiday is cancelled this year! Kooptopher: NOOOOOOOO! Mush: IT CAN’T BE! SGMta: No one wants it, and I need a break… But it’s just so cold… Oh well, nothing to do about that. *Falls asleep* Mush: Quick, Kooptophelf, let’s show SGMta that some people still have the Holiday Spirit, before it’s too late! Kooptopher: Okay! *They run into SGMta’s garage and a sleigh being pulled by a magical flying Pokahu named Denny’s bursts out and the elves are in it and they fly off* *And immediately crash on Lavalava Island* *Super walks over to the crashed sleigh* Super: Dang, this is one delicious looking Pokahu. *Takes it* |
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SZM
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Dec 23 2008, 02:02 AM Post #2 |
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Kooptopher: HEY! Super: What? Kooptopher: GIVE ME THAT POKAHU BACK! Super: No I want to eat it! Mush: But we’re SGMta Claus’ elves! I’m a Blood Elf, gr gr I want magic *is angsty* Kooptopher: But no seriously you won’t get any presents if you take Denny’s the nosed Pokahu. Super: BUT I LIKE PRESENTS! Hm… If you can prove you’re elves, I’ll give you this Pokahu back. Mush: BUT HOW?! Super: Make it snow here in Lavalava Island! We always feel left out of the Holiday spirit because there are always volcanoes spewing lava everywhere. Kooptopher: We’re elves! And not very good elves, either! I’m just an army koopa and Mush is being a nerd! Mush: gr gr i need magic Kooptopher: I honestly don’t know why we’re called elves! And elves don’t have snow magic anyway! Super: SCREW YOU I WANT SNOW OR I’D RATHER NOT HAVE ANY HOLIDAY PRESENTS BECAUSE HOLIDAY IS A COMMERCIALIZED VERSION OF MY BIRTHDAY Kooptopher: How dare you! Holiday is a funderfilled time of the year for one and many! Super: I heard back in undefined location they don’t even want a Holiday at all! I just want a traditional one, and I shouldn’t be denied that just because I refuse to go to a place that isn’t a tropical island! Kooptopher: no no no no screw you Mush: i need more magics *rolls over to the sleigh and a rocket comes out of it and it starts flying around* Kooptopher: Oh right, the sleigh works without Denny’s. Still, we need him back! Let’s go find some way to snow up this wiggedy wack crib! *He smacks the sleigh and it starts flying in a direction instead of just around* Mush: gr gr arfas ate my grampas an i still want magic Kooptopher: Yes you’re a Blood Elf can you shut up now. Mush: no now I’m a night elf where are some trees I need to care about them too much *A snowy mountain can be seen on the horizon* Kooptopher: I read about this guy in some newspaper ad or some other credible source, and he’s apparently pretty good. *The snowy mountain is Freezeezy Peak and there are a few houses scattered around with one big mansion behind it* *The sleigh lands in front of the mansion* Freezeezy Mansion Kooptopher: *Knocks on the door* HELLO? WE NEED SOME SERVICES! *The door creaks open* Mush: I hate this place it’s too damn cold can we just call Denny’s a loss and go back home I have some LARPing to do Kooptopher: I hate everything too, but we need to get Denny’s back or Holiday will be ruined! Besides, that creepy guy appeared to genuinely want a Holiday, and such a tale might make SGMta recover! Mush: I don’t really care. Kooptopher: Yes me neither but as long as I don’t get online I’m free intellectual property and can be as unrealistically enthusiastic as I want. Mush: huh *A few iceboxes with eyes and hats appear and lead Kooptopher and Mush into a big throne room with a refrigerator with eyes and a hat sitting on the throne* *Music starts playing* Fridger: I’m Mister White Hol’day, I’m Mister Frozen; I’m Mister Popsicle, I’m Mister Maybe Around Ten. Friends call me Fridgemiser, Whatever I touch; Refrigerates in my clutch, I’m too much. *Starts spinning around and making a grinding noise* Mush: You shouldn’t treat appliances that way. *The Iceboxes start dancing with their hats somehow* Iceboxes: He’s Mister White Hol’day, He’s Mister Frozen; Fridger: That’s right! *Keeps spinning* Iceboxes: He’s Mister Popsicle, He’s Mister Maybe Around Ten. Fridger: *Opens his upper door and icy mist comes out and forms “~10”* Friends call me Fridgemiser, Whatever I touch; *Fridger’s handle pokes Kooptopher’s army hat deal and it gradually gets colder and he freaks out* Refrigerates in my clutch. *Starts laughing and opens his door and mist comes out and it turns back into Kooptopher’s hat* Iceboxes: He’s too much! Fridger: *Slides over to a thermometer* I never wanna know a day that’s over forty degrees! I’d rather have it thirty, twenty, well much below that would be sort of haaaard! *Starts spinning around again* Iceboxes: He’s Mister White Hol’day, He’s Mister Frozen; Fridger: *His freezer section stops spinning but the rest continues* That’s right! Iceboxes: He’s Mister Popsicle, He’s Mister Maybe Around Ten. Fridger: Friends call me Fridgemiser, Whatever I touch; *Starts refrigerating the iceboxes’ hats* Refrigerates in my clutch. Ha-ha! *Refrigerates his own hat* …Too much. Iceboxes: Too much! *The camera shifts to Kooptopher and Mush, both of whom look extremely uncomfortable* |
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Topmonhit
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Dec 23 2008, 02:06 AM Post #3 |
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"Mush: I don’t really care. Kooptopher: Yes me neither but as long as I don’t get online I’m free intellectual property and can be as unrealistically enthusiastic as I want." woo |
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| DannyS1 | Dec 23 2008, 05:41 PM Post #4 |
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Obvious exits are...
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This is genius. |
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SZM
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Dec 28 2008, 01:30 AM Post #5 |
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GRATE Aether!
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Ow. Um. "Writer's Block". The third and final part will probably be up monday or sunday night. |
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| the mitey oficerWariologist | Dec 28 2008, 01:44 AM Post #6 |
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I saw this and was like "aw man this is gun be dumb", but I read anyway. Boy am I sure that this story is ok |
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SZM
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Dec 28 2008, 11:48 PM Post #7 |
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I thought up the concept and was like "aw man this is gun be dumb" but I wrote it anyway, so I can relate. |
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SZM
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Dec 30 2008, 03:37 PM Post #8 |
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hello everybody this is SZM and welcome to part 3 of let's make unrealistic expectations of ourselves wait what Kooptopher: Okay so that's all very nice can you make it snow on Lavalava Island. Fridger: ... Lavalava Island? That's not my territory! It's controlled by my evil steptwin, Blarggmiser! Mush: That's a dumb name. Fridger: You're a dumb name. Kooptopher: Okay so let's go find this Blarggmiser guy. *They go find this Blarggmiser guy* Lethal Lava Land *Some bullies are dancing around and a Blargg wearing a top hat and a monocle rises out of the lava* Count Blargg: I'm Mister Green Holiday, I'm Mister Angry Sun; I'm Mister Fiery Jinx, I'm Mister One Thousand and One. They call me Blarggmiser, Whatever I touch; Starts to burn in my clutch, I'm too much. *The bullies start dancing in a line while Count Blargg unenthusiastically moves to the beat* Bullies: He's Mister Green Hol'day, He's Mister Angry Sun; *Count Blargg starts eating Podoboos* He's Mister Fiery Jinx, He's Mister One Thousand and One. Count Blargg: *Spits fire spelling out 1001* *Starts swimming around LLL, collecting 1-ups* They call me Blarggmiser, Whatever I touch; *Three 1-ups combine to make a 3-up Moon* Starts to burn in my clutch, *The moon drips away as Count Blargg holds it* Bullies: He's too much! Count Blargg: Thank you. *Swims over to a thermometer* I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees. I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred degrees! I'm referring to celcius, you know. *The bullies start dancing in a line again* Bullies: He's Mister Green Hol'day, He's Mister Angry Sun; Count Blargg: Sing it! Bullies: *Start redirecting Podoboos towards Count Blargg, which he absorbs* He's Mister Fiery Jinx, He's Mister One Thousand and One. Count Blargg: They call me Blarggmiser, Whatever I touch; Starts to burn in my clutch. *Touches a Podoboo and it somehow catches more on fire* I'm too much! *Throws his top hat in the air* Bullies: Too much! *Try to mimic Count Blargg but they don't have arms or hats so they mostly just fall into the lava and start exploding* |
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Topmonhit
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Dec 30 2008, 03:52 PM Post #9 |
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SZM
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Dec 30 2008, 05:44 PM Post #10 |
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GRATE Aether!
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hello everybody this is SZM and welcome to part 3 of let's make unrealistic expectations of ourselves wait what Kooptopher: Okay so that's all very nice can you make it snow on Lavalava Island. Fridger: ... Lavalava Island? That's not my territory! It's controlled by my evil steptwin, Blarggmiser! Mush: That's a dumb name. Fridger: You're a dumb name. Kooptopher: Okay so let's go find this Blarggmiser guy. *They go find this Blarggmiser guy* Lethal Lava Land *Some bullies are dancing around and a Blargg wearing a top hat and a monocle rises out of the lava* Count Blargg: I'm Mister Green Holiday, I'm Mister Angry Sun; I'm Mister Fiery Jinx, I'm Mister One Thousand and One. They call me Blarggmiser, Whatever I touch; Starts to burn in my clutch, I'm too much. *The bullies start dancing in a line while Count Blargg unenthusiastically moves to the beat* Bullies: He's Mister Green Hol'day, He's Mister Angry Sun; *Count Blargg starts eating Podoboos* He's Mister Fiery Jinx, He's Mister One Thousand and One. Count Blargg: *Spits fire spelling out 1001* *Starts swimming around LLL, collecting 1-ups* They call me Blarggmiser, Whatever I touch; *Three 1-ups combine to make a 3-up Moon* Starts to burn in my clutch, *The moon drips away as Count Blargg holds it* Bullies: He's too much! Count Blargg: Thank you. *Swims over to a thermometer* I never want to know a day that's under sixty degrees. I'd rather have it eighty, ninety, one hundred degrees! I'm referring to celcius, you know. *The bullies start dancing in a line again* Bullies: He's Mister Green Hol'day, He's Mister Angry Sun; Count Blargg: Sing it! Bullies: *Start redirecting Podoboos towards Count Blargg, which he absorbs* He's Mister Fiery Jinx, He's Mister One Thousand and One. Count Blargg: They call me Blarggmiser |
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