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Pyro's Adventure: The Movie: The Game: The Novel
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Chapter 6: One Hail of a Time

Kirby Factory (Destroyed) (Kirby Air Ride - Training Room)

Pyro and company paraded out of the Hooniversity, as kirbies spilled out of the windows and doors into freedom. The factory crumbled as the kirbies drained out of it.

"It seems the only thing keeping that decrepit old building together was the kirbies stuffed into it." Danny noted.

"That doesn't make any sense." Pyro noted, rubbing his new Gemerald Star, which had not quit staring at him since he picked it up.

"So I don't really get why I'm still sticking around with you guys now that we're out of there!" Top said, throwing rocks at the kirbies still falling out of the ruins.

"Well, everything else is boring. Like this pointless text." Pyro said. Suddenly, the lower four points of the Dark Matter Star stretched out and thrusted under Pyro's saddle.

"Haha, that tickles!" Pyro said, as each tendril pulled out one of the other stars. The stars arranged themselves into a pentagon shape, and started shooting lasers at each other. After the dramatic display, they settled into a star shape, the center of which began looking funny. The Beanbean countryside Pyro could see through the middle section faded away to an unfamiliar sight.

Hailfire Peaks (Hailfire Peaks Revamp)

The image scanned across the fiery mountainside of a volcano, covered in boiling lava and scalding lakes and fire monsters on sleds. Eventually it panned up to show a glistening red Gemerald Star floating in the mouth of the volcano.

"Looks nice." Pyro said.

"Um, not all of us are completely fire resistant." SGM muttered, as Pyro gazed into the image.

"I'm not really either, I'm just NOT A WHINY BABY." Pyro jumped into the image, which switched to a small island sitting on lava and quickly showed Pyro appearing there.

"Dang!" Pyro screamed back through the gateway. "I'm lucky that actually worked!"

"As a kirby, I can basically withstand every temperature as long as I don't directly touch anything that's not affiliated with me, so okay!" Top jumped in.

"... I'm not going in there." Danny crossed his arms. "Go get it yourself!"

"Aw come on I'm going and I don't even have the ability to be immune to fire just by thinking that would be a pretty neat ability." SGM jumped in, looking considerably less confident than Pyro and Top.

"Eh whatever." The young feline followed after the others.

Pyro yelled down at the others from an opening at the top of the volcano. "YOU GUYS TOOK TOO LONG AND THERE'S REALLY NO WAY TO DRAG OUT PLATFORMING SO IT'S ENTERTAINING SO I FIGURED I'D DO THIS WITHOUT YOU" Pyro used his tongue to grapple the stars in the portal back into his saddle and pull up the others.

The group walked through the opening, which lead directly to the rim.

"All right!" Pyro said. "Six Gemerald Stars down, one to go!" He hopped into the lava and started paddling over to the star. As he got about halfway to the star, the lava started rippling.

"OH NO IT'S GONNA ERUPT!" Danny screamed, and quickly remembered he was immune to fire.

"OH NO I DON'T CARE!" Pyro said, now backstroking towards the middle. As he had almost reached it, a scaly bulge poked out of the lava, picking the star up with it.

"Oh sweet a lava island!" Pyro jumped on, picked up the star, and did a little dance.

Pyro and the star were promptly eaten by the bulge, which was the head of a hot and spicy dragon.

Chili Billi rose out of the lava and chuckled.[url]

"I knew my plan of putting that shiny thing in my pool would get some pizzas delivered faster! Seems like everyone around here wants to collect some kind of trinket..."

"Hey! That wasn't a pizza, that's our friend!" Danny yelled, electricity sparking from his cheeks.

"Ew gross." said SGM.

"I too have fallen into the trap of befriending pizza, young collywobbler. Thank you for your delivery. Your payment is your departure." Chili hissed, sinking back down into the lava.

"HEY WAIIIIIIT!" Top screamed. He threw himself at Chili's head and started thrashing.

Chili rose back up. "I suppose I could do with some dessert... What do you want?"

"I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD PIZZA GIVE ME SOME TOO!" Top flipped across Chili's head and down into his mouth.

Chili sat blankly for a moment, confused. "I guess that put me in the mood for a full meal..."

"NO NO NO NO" Danny freaked out, and ran towards a giant cannon. He shot a thunderbolt into it, which came out the other end gigantic straight towards Chili.

Chili's scaled deflected the bolt and he laughed. "I really should get those removed. Someone who knows my weakness might find them again."

"Weakness?" Danny said, scratching his chin. For the first time, his attention was drawn towards the snowy mountain he could see in the background. "I think I have an idea..."

SGM did his bullet bill thing into the cannon and came out as a giant bullet bill which exploded in Chili's face and knocked him out.

"Dang!" the now-giant SGM cried deafeningly. "Now I'm almost as fat as you!" he sobbed and cut himself.

Chili's head, which was sitting on the rim, started moving around. A high-pitched whine could be heard from inside.

"W-what's that?" Danny glanced over.

Top ran out of the dragon's jaw with his mouth full. "-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S THE PIZZA" he finished, spitting out Pyro.

"You saved Pyro!" Danny said, slightly disappointed.

"Yes but more importantly where is that pizza you were delivering?" Top demanded.

"Hey was that star in there." Pyro asked, completely unfazed.

"Oh right." Top started coughing violently, and shot the Gemerald star out of his mouth. Which promptly ricocheted off Chili and flew over to the icy mountaintop. A few shattered pieces scattered into the lava as Chili sunk back in.

"... You moron. You BROKE THE GEMERALD STAR!" Danny screamed at Top.

"AAAAA it was the communists!" Top ran around in circles.

"Hey guys" said SGM, back to his original size.

"... How'd you shrink back?" Danny asked, and stopped chasing Top. Top fell into the lava.

"Oh I just drained out all that extra blood." SGM proudly held up his wrists. "It turns out SZM has no explanation for this and you should blame it on the fact he can't really think straight."

"Now now I'm sure there are plenty of Gemerald Stars for all of us." Pyro said. He hopped on SGM and flew to the icy mountaintop.

Hailfire Peaks - Icy Side

"OH CRAP THIS IS COLD I HATE IT." Pyro hid inside his egg, which quickly turned blue.

Danny dropped down from an upset Top. "Are you just going to be useless for everything?"

"Yes." came a muffled reply.

"Hey look it's that star thing!" SGM said, pointing to the center of the icy lake on the mountaintop. "What are the chances of that! Not very, I'll have you that much!"

"It's all broken..." Danny remarked. Two of the points had completely broken off the star, and a third was damaged. "Do they still work if they're broken?"

"Of course not, shut up I'm cold." said the egg.


A cold and icy dragon emerged from the lake and swallowed the broken star.


"Let me handle this!" Pyro shot his egg through a cannon. The quick acceleration made the egg catch on fire, and the dragon fell over and spat out the star, which was now completely reformed with ice where the missing parts had been.

YOU GOT A GEMERALD STAR!


"Wow that was anticlimactic." said Top.

"That's what she said." said SGM.

"Yeah this was pretty boring and I don't feel so good." said Pyro.

"That's what she said. said SGM.

"Who is she, your mom?" said Danny.

SGM started crying.
Edited by SZM, Jan 14 2009, 12:18 AM.
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